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i'll do my best lod

Who remembers school pizzas? Why were they so good, m8s? Nice and soggy along with soggy chips in the baked beans. Something about those vat-warmed beans as well. Proper stodgy.

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Watched blade runner 2049 with a friend yesterday, I was really enjoying it however my friend wasn't. When I went to the toilet I came back and noticed what felt like 40 minutes of the film had been jumped, I didn't say anything but he clearly fast forwarded while I was gone. It was his house and his film so I didn't feel like I could say anything.

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I didn't really "get" that film. I then went and watched the original Blade Runner and couldn't finish it. hmm

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ParT parT
youtube.com/watch?v=tCnBrrnOefs&feature=youtu.be

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yeah, i member em, that and hot dogs with chips and gravy. i've never been able to recreate them. that and bloddy choc sponge and mint custard. my aunty was a dinner lady but i've questioned her pretty fucking hard trying to get the recipe but she said it was from a pack

For me it was rainbow sponge and choccy custard what done it m8

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2049 - He think he's Harrison Ford lost replicant son, but he in fact just had memories implanted into him by the woman who creates memories, she is really Harrison Fords offspring.
Jared Leto wants a replicant that can breed so he can go into the stars and off the stinky planet. But he has to cut up Harrisons Fords daughter to do it.
Cops dont want her alive because they fear a rebellion.
Replicants want her alive as a rallying cry to take their rightful places as not slaves.

Blade Runner - Is Deckard a replicant?

oh we doin it. might as well eh
we all have different tastes. embrace it/10
i do love you lads really
youtube.com/watch?v=YBQmV2zZK5o

Lemon curd cake, which was basically a sponge cake with lemon curd spread on top

whaaa
no actually, seriously, nigga say whaaa
damn it, boring ole oldfag didn't get no extra special goodies like that./
me wanty/10
was it actual rainbow colour

get opn lemon drizzle cake. i've made my own in the past and done lime butter cream to go in between the spoonges
kill yer familly to have it all yerself/10

What a shady nob move tho

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I'm probably older than you, but regardless: basically a chocolate sponge but with a bunch of different food dyes thrown in so it had an almost tie-dyed look. All the colours of the rainbow (about 4 colours). Honestly it was absolutely tops.

shall we have an old bugger off?
i'm 38

Yeah it fucking sucked, it was the first time I've watched the film. I was sucked into it, I knew he wasnt interested in it, wish he just turned it off instead of giving me a hamfisted film.

Why don't you talk to your friend about it? Seems you two maybe aren't meant to be friends if you can't even watch a movie together.

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It's has a comfy rewatchable factor like the original tho
youtube.com/watch?v=ArCqlpGVcIs

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Smarmy final-salary-pension Boomers who smugly dab their free bus pass.
>triggered
>can't even use the bus now

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Thats what he said to me when I asked him how Harrison Ford ended up on that flying car.
"Oh you know I think this is one of those films you have to rewatch"
.........

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Picture should have the world in flames behind them, fucking dicks.

p a r t y
p a r t y
youtu.be/jeo3an2M_Lo
youtu.be/DZIA7H24F48

This gif is for you lads

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you have to give up your seat for old people

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And one with a non-shit background
youtu.be/FYW1Y4EEA2Y

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wish i was a good image fiddle witherer
youtube.com/watch?v=50VWOBi0VFs

What a based lad t b h

we are spoiled with good OC. i hope it doesn't stop

Salt in a social wound gutted

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Just sit at the back with the cool kids

My dream is to get revenge on mankind for making my life miserable. How do I do this?

i'll meet you where i live, kill me and go on about your life. i'll get us to a place where nobody will associate you with the crime. it's not much but at least you can think, well i got 1 of the cunts

So sad X is dead.

Is it legal to shoot noisey birds with bb guns?

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if you can live with it then do it

sIeep/10
night

Time to smoke a bowl, lads

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I smoked a bowl 2 bowls of weed, lads

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Soooo... Anyone else here?

Had to work out next to someone today for the first time. Wasn't as bad as I expected.
I'm a massive skelly so I just feel well out of place at the gym at the moment. got to ride it out though innit. Be big one day

Why do you want to get big lad? I always enjoyed being a skelly myself, it made me feel machiavellian

I look kind of ill. Want to be a bit athletic looking, or ottermode at least

What's your height and weight? I've got a BMI of 17, myself. But I just love looking like a ghoul, genuinely. Spooks the normies away

6'3 155lbs
19.37 BMI

what's your height and weight? 17 is unhealthy mate

Why do I get up so early, my body just won't let me have a lie in

I'm 6'1 129lb

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>"Oh you know I think this is one of those films you have to rewatch"
Like you have a fucking choice when he fucked up your first viewing

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Okie dokie let's see if my pass is still working

I'm almost 100 pounds heavier than you

If you could make one change to outer r9k what would it be

remove the racebait

According to the rules racism is only allowed on b..not that the rules are enforced or anything

Got to go see my job coach but couldn't sleep. Too tired not to do so now I'm going to set 4 alarms and grab 3 hours and pray they actually wake me up. I'll let you guys know

Another day another quid!

Girl I was dating for 3 weeks told me she had cancer and wanted to break things off with me to reduce heartbreak. Found out two days later that she lied about the cancer. Found out two days after that that she had been cheating on me the whole time we'd been dating. Two days after that she was hit by a bus and died on the way to hospital.

Checked the restaurant bills from our dates and they totaled 222 quid.

What the fuck, I feel so shit. This all feels so dreamlike.

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*saves your thread from death*

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There's a spider on my desk lads!
What if it crawls in my ear!

>Two days after that she was hit by a bus and died on the way to hospital.
How do you know this wasn't a lie

Pit a glass over it then slide some paper underneath

But what if it lays eggs in my ear

could you imagine the sperg out if Jow Forums introduced that rule today
i think if they introduced that rule today and enforced it, it would actually kill the site.

having a britfeel snapchat is actually disgusting behaviour

>What if it crawls in my ear!
dont worry fren spider will respect your body

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Day 2 of new job. Commute into London is quite enjoyable.
Lots of it girls to look at.

Take some cheeky upskirts lad

Highlight of my day yesterday was planting some new flowers and dead heading some current ones.

Downloading monster hunter world now that my exams are over

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Naa. That's autistic and ruins the fantasy in my head that they are also secretly looking at me thinking I'm cute.

>the fantasy
havent you fucked dozens of women?

What you expected to get in your gcses lad?

oi need 2 gee see ess ees grade c to get me tesco job

just had a dream that I got sold a katana in a supermarket

>need 2 gee see ess ees grade c to get me tesco job
For real? Does that count even if you're mid 20's?

Just beat me, 37

>got drunk last night
>go to sleep naked clothes left on the floor
>wake up with my jeans next to my head on the bed
wtf happened

m8 I just finished 2nd year of uni, I don't know

No mate. You don't need two gcses to work at Tesco. Nobody cares in reality.

>wanting to look up a cute girls skirt and see what knickers she is wearing is autistic
reeeee normies get out of my thread

Oh good because I don't have any above grade D.

How much debt do you have now?

>How much debt do you have now?
Doesn't really matter. You pay back 9% of your annual income over 25,000 pound per year. So if I earn 26,000 a year I pay back 90 pound a year.

The vast majority of people don't pay back all of their debt.

>Oh good because I don't have any above grade D.
>How much debt do you have now?
I don't think anyone can take your opinion of higher education seriously friend

Something like that. Stil fat and balding though. Day dreaming is best part of the journey. Second is following a qt to try and get on the same carriage as them. Changed from train to tube. Was going same direction as a cute girl but lost her on the train.
No. Sneaking a peak is totally different from trying to take a photo.

What's the plan for today then laddos?

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yes but girls are frigid af nowadays and dont casually flash their knickers
thats why we have to take photos if we want to have a peek.

Girls don't flash their vag on their commute to work, creep

>creep
t. frigid roastie
yes they do if they are too fucking smooth brain to close their legs in a skirt

Take the dog down for a walk through fields, get a few pics of him down there.

tinder roasties btfo

dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/couple-murdered-dismembered-tinder-date-12740001

I want to blow my load over carol kirkwoods tits

Sounds nice mate. What sort of doggo you got?