How do i make friends

real life friends moron

Thanks, psychopath!

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This is me but naturally

hey i'm not the one without friends retard. You have to text your real life friends as well. talk with them often. Otherwise eventually you'll just forgot each other exist.

Would you let me add you on facebook?

>implying anyone here has a facebook account

I'll do that thanks

What do i text to them? I feel like I have nothing interesting to say. All i do is work and go to the gym, I don't really watch TV or movies very often and don't have social media so i'm very "out of touch" by normie standards.

Most of my text message "conversations" could be paraphrased something like this:
>them: hey man whats up
>me: nothing much you
>them: nothing much
>me: cool

fucking autistic i know but what am even supposed to do there

Lmao

How old are you OP?

Easy protip.Just be nice to people.

You remember that old saying "treat others how you would like to be treated" it actually works.

get out of your comfort zone

Ask them if they want to have a get together sometime. If they say no then they never really liked you and you should move on.

mid 20s

just be yourself bro

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christ dude are they even your friends? That's how I talk to random people on the street. It's not an interview. If you have close friends you can to them about pretty much anything.
If you like lifting then find a lifting buddy and you can get close from that.

Depends On Your Dick Size Bro.

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Oh i pray for you my son, this cruel cruel world is just like it is, its not fair, sadly it is not. Why if you are a very good person cant have any friends?
Everyone deserves to have friends, but this world is not fair
I hope for you to understand it one day.
,

>Be Me
>No Male In Life
>I'm going to get a male
>JF
>Parents fight as I battle cancer
>They see me rollin
>I am not a fed
>kek

You don’t el faggo

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just bee urself ;)

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i guess they're, or rather were the closest thing I've had to friends, we hung out a few times. I don't think I've ever had real friends

Now i'm sad thanks

Why do posters always say this, I don't want gay weirdos that post on Jow Forums, I want real people as friends.

Why are you sad?

Its was my poem for you, my new friend :)

You sound like a real peach, no idea why you have no friends!

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i don't understand this image

if you over 30 its imposible

Does anyone else have an easy time getting along with people, but a hard time actually connecting with them? I just finished my second year of college and it feels like I've been punched in the stomach when I think about how empty and alone I feel. I can't remember the last time I felt like I had a genuine, actual, non-superficial friend. A best friend, a girlfriend, it doesn't really matter to me, I just want someone I can really talk to and do things with.
I can't even imagine how I must have looked when I showed up to work at my part-time job on my birthday instead of doing something with people. I think I come off as some type of mysterious loner despite being charming enough and having good social skills. I just can't really see a way out. I just want to feel okay.

Yeah exactly, I wouldn't be friends with me either and since both you and I post here I would assume we have a lot of things in common.

You are scared just like I am

this is also accurately describes my situation

Looks like a happy family to me. Don't be confused, it's foreign to me as well

what do i say?

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Same here.

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>hello

>me, 26
>have always been a "funny" guy but haven't had real friends since i was like 13 before i entered high school, only had acquaintances
>was friends with my roommates in college, enough that people would want to live with me and hang out with me with their friends who liked me but after moving never spoke to them again, can pretty much talk to people and be funny in any experience I enter
>at work people are fine talking to me and say they like me and im funny with them but rarely do anything with them and they don't even include me in their group texts
>my lifelong friendlessness has ruined my life in every aspect as well as being the sole reason, besides my ugliness, of my kissless virginity
>so humiliated about my life situation that i purposely avoid meeting people because i don't want to expose my humiliating life to people and give either short, ambiguous, or straight up lie answers to coworkers who ask about my life to not expose it to them

i don't even know what to do anymore. i realize im a weird guy and can get kinda annoying with my ADD, but it feels like interaction-wise i should appeal to people to at least want to hang out with me but i know everyone probably knows im a complete loser. but my parents dont have friends either and im an only child (which people have said explains everything about me), maybe thats a factor

i hope none of you are on the way down this path

Don't be yourself, no one is ever truly themselves around other people

You want too much and give too little. To elaborate for brainlets, you gotta really open up and be vulnerable sometimes to make genuine relationships. You can't be that guy that just shows up and expects people to have meaningful conversations with.

Once you look good it becomes okay to be yourself around people

Pretty based desu

I know this feel. theres no real magic bullet. You just have to keep looking for friends until you find that one you can relate to 200%

No be are honestly never 100% "themselves" around people, you always put some sort of mask on.

if i didnt have family i would kill myself

Sorry sweetie, only people who have something holding them back have to conform, be it negative self image, low self-esteem, etc.

It only gets worse bro. I'm turning 30 in a month and I literally have 1 real friend but he's getting married soon. I'm single since 4 months ago and basically hate my life right now.

Okay, you keep believing people are actually perfectly genuine if they're hot, doofus.

>them: hey man whats up
>me: Just watching the game wanna go for a cruise later
>them: yea can you pick me up from my place?
>me: kk, I'll be there at 3ish

Does this work with coffee shops? (Not chains, fairly local, serve food).
I'm only 20 years old.

This describes my situation very well. I feel very alienated by people, even when I try hold meaningful conversations I feel that the other person is disingenuous or distant. I can't break out of general small talk and find it incredibly hard to find common ground with people because all they really seem to be concerned about is partying and listening to terrible music or material things.

find people with fucked up problems. share your fucked up problems with them. Be nice to one another. Do things together. Check in on them from time to time.

>Take my therapist's advice to talk to more people
>A group of classmates from one of my night courses invites me to eat with them
>Always end up saying something stupid without realizing it and being awkward as fuck
>They pay little attention to me now and I avoid people even more

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I’m not talking about other people, I’m talking about me

Pro tip: you don't get those really deep connections without putting in time and effort. All relationships start superficial. Get into a scary situation with a superficial friend and tell me you dont feel closer to them afterward.

I want to join a club, but everytime I'm about to I puss out or have a schedule problem

how do i get a father

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>Share with a friend
What the fuck? Last time I used tinder was 2014, when did it become a cuckolding app?

>something stupid
like? If it's not something straight illegal I wouldn't bother making friends with them anyway. You can never be natural around them. Hanging out feels like an obligation rather than something fun

>that's a big chess board

Dude you gotta go live an interesting life. Im 22, got kicked out of my folks place at 18, spent a year ski bumming before going back to school and I'm just now starting to be able to make friends that don't see me as a total looser. People smell lack of life experience like they can see your lack of good genes.

Not unless you work there
t. barista

>dude just live an interesting life lmap

Haven't talked in 3 years. Wouldn't it be worth if I just texted out of the blue?

vocaroo.com/i/s1SrQBW32TlE

HAVE YOU TRIED BEING YOURSELF?

I wish I had one too, user. I wish I had one too

Simply beautiful

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>tfw people always say find friends when you go to social gatherings for your hobbies
>all I do is lift

youtu.be/bcMGf5zPT5Q?t=46s

Don't be black.

Goddamn, I love these so much.

In our fitness discord
discord.gg/UkhkdX

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how do I make a bf

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at least your friends initiate conversations. They obviously want to hang and be around you, just actually add to the conversation. Tell them what you're actually doing, ask to hang
I haven't had someone text me "hey what's up" in I don't know how long

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I’ll be your bf pls don’t be fat

In my 30s and still have friends I talk to that I met when I was 16 etc.

Sad thing is, most of them drift in and out of my life to a degree and same with me with them. Ultimately, it's true that to a degree people only want to be around you if it benefits them to some extent.

With male friends I found that when I wasn't fit, friends would hang out with me but I think to a degree it was because I was eager to please. When I lost a shitload of weight (well over 100lbs) and started packing on muscle, my attitude changed and some of them seemed intimidated and the others were just so fucking boring that I myself have stopped wanting to spend my time with them.

Similar situation with female friends. To a degree I was an orbiter around some of them. That shit's stopped now and I can only be fucked with them when it's on my schedule and I absolutely do not lick arse (harf harf) or try to please them and I can tell the swap in behaviour seems to appeal to half of them and irritate the others. In short, now I'm not trying to fuck them (because I can do better and do DO better) it's also rocked the boat.

Sad thing is, because I'm aware of how superficial all of us (myself included) can be, it's made me very hesitant to bother making new friends because I know my attitude is a combination of "why bother?" coupled with a realisation that opening myself upto new people means new drama, new shittests and basically a whole load of other bollocks that's going to test my patience and get in the way of what I want to do.

Don't get me wrong. My social life isn't awful. But I do think I stop myself from having it as good as I could if I wanted.

Still, I'm okay with it for now. Can always change my mentality in the future if I feel the need.

tldr blogpost blah blah etc.

this is the sad truth.

same. But the blame is two sided. I hate not being myself and faking interest in the 99% of stupid shit people talk about/do.In other words I dont put the effort in.
On the other hand, Nightclubs are hell for me, and all I really enjoy doing is nature walks/biking, gaming, series/movies. I feel like people have the stupidest hobbies just to fill time.

Sweet I hate fatties. Not a girl btw

My main problem is that I don't have a group of friends. At all. So, how do I go about meeting people? Also certified autist so I need all the help I can get.

Un Ironically bible
study group.
.
I have basically 9 friends i am good with and two or three where we are like concrete hard mode buddies .