If you could relive your life again, what would you do differently this time?

if thats true why dont i remember my past life? also the reality is that when yu die yu get transported millions of years in the future to be raped by aliens

Maybe told my dumb fucking freshman self that this isnt a game, its going to determine your entire future and nobody is going to be here to hold your hand. Stop being a loser and doing drugs while hanging with fake friends and make the grades so you can reap the benefits later when life actually matters

Because this is your first life.

Warn the government about 9/11

Ignore the thoughts i started having when i was 15 that said something bad would happen if I didnt step on the floor in the corner of my room in a specific order

Why doesn't everyone else remember their past lives?

I would hold on to my friends from childhood instead of pushing everyone away and burning bridges with people as I got older.

I remember my past life. You'll get there, user.

Why would you stay away from them? Why your siblings?

So I'm not bullied, lmao.

Why did you leave band? Why did you leave the boy scouts?

Nothing can be done differently. Damned no matter what from forces entirely out of my control.

If retained my current knowledge I would be less concerned in school and more concerned with getting a shitty job and investing in as much Apple stock I could before the IPOD release. I would also be there day one for the crypto mining spree.

I didn't feel like I was good enough for the band and I could never be good no matter how hard I practiced. I left boy scouts just because I was tired all the time and wanted to lay in bed instead of doing physical stuff and learning.

I wouldn't quit sports, I would be kinder to my sisters. I wouldn't resist mental health professionals.

Some do. Most of the time it's an intensely strong feeling you get or a sense of de ja vu.

dont get fat
bitcorns and memetherium

Attached: 1514429512542.gif (317x317, 79K)

What surgeries? For what?

I would've stayed in my hometown instead of leaving the few friends I had to go to a big east coast city

>deja vu.
I have just been in this place before

But what would they do user? What would they say? Where are they now?

What instrument did you play? I used to play the clarinet, but only because they didn't have saxophones available, and that's the instrument I wanted to play.

What city? Where are you now?

Start lifting and eating healthy at a young age so my younger brother wouldn't get bigger than me and we'd have a more even footing in physical confrontations

I played Percussion. Mostly the Xylophone

Honestly nothing that I do could fix anything.
Can I get a different body tho?

Yes, you could work out, starve yourself, or eat twice as much. You could do anything user.

stay neet longer and just kill myself at the end

I also played percussion in band. I got nominated for honor band but I ended up quitting because I see myself as a loser that is not good enough and I thought they were just taking pity on me.

Transfer to a different high school.
Not hangout with the dead beats.

Attached: df0.jpg (450x327, 59K)

Already done all that.

I need a different bone structure.

Yes one of the instructors told me I was his best student when it came to learning and I went into the bathroom and cried cause I knew he was taking pity on me.

I would have banged my hot roommate when she was 16

I never would have fallen in love with her, I would make her fall in love with ME this time

Wouldn't have smoked marijuana during adolescence

Wouldn't have wasted years of my life browsing here, would spend it out socializing

blzing fucking faggot
literally

Attached: 1525200672765.png (258x544, 130K)

Be completely inconsequential in certain regards until the age I can be legally held responsible for my deeds.
This way I'd have no problems beating the shit out of other kids and establish myself as a dangerous dominant in every school I went through caveman style.
I'd also never help my mom with stuff, so she'd kinda expect me never help with menial tasks in later ages instead of taking it for granted as my obligation.
And I'd also warn her of a certain medication causing cancer. She survived and all, but this way she wouldn't have to go through the hassle of all the stress, the chemo, surgery, radio and so on.
Not be a NEET for 8 years would be a good idea too...

make less noise while drowning

Attached: 1506534138056.jpg (1440x570, 241K)

I would go to the same high school all of my best friends have chosen instead of picking an "elite" one where I have been ostracized by trust fund kids. There, I would make sure to socialize while still keeping up with my reading and various interests. After graduating I'd leave my town to work elsewhere and gain diverse experiences while putting away at least some cash. With all of that I'd be ready to meet the love of my life with a chance of her reciprocating.

Tell my dad to go get checked for cancer because I can't stand seeing him not being able to do anything.