Being broken up with by a girl via text

Uh. Shit. OP? Does the last name of your girl start with an M?

Blah blah blah oregano herb

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Life is an endless loop anons

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I don't know if she was expecting an emotional response or not

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Best thing you can do is not reply at all. If she cares even a little bit about you it'll hurt her.

>Ok

Beautiful OP
Simple
Elegant
OK

>ok
that's fine too. Just leave it at that, don't ask or offer anything.

>ok
HOLY FUCKING KEK user YOU MADMAN

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When girls type like this, as if they already had everything all planned and it's just a bunch of bullshit to spare your feelings, it fucking triggers me so much

Fucking whore, just say "I want to break up with you, this isn't working anymore" and move the fuck on.

Based reply ma boi

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nice one op, i was gonna say dont respond but this made me laugh

Shit like this is why I don't feel bad about being single. I had to deal with this kind of bullshit back when I had a girlfriend. Wasn't worth it.

I don't need that noise.

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Jesus Christ. I fucking hate people who play on emotions and go "I honestly don't know what to do". People don't take responsibility for their actions anymore.

Lmao I fucking love that response op, PLEASE just never send her anther fucking word again. And DO NOT block her, just reply to ANYTHING she says from now on with just "ok"

Stupid cunt will be destroyed because she'll realize this entire fucking bullshit story she fabricated is bullshit, and she'll also realize she was wrong and that she doesn't mean as much to you as she thought. Her roastie mind will implode and she WILL actually start chasing after you. At which point you continue to just say "ok" and ignore her, and watch her meltdown.

i dont know how long youve been together but im not sure why she expects you to give a shit about her "best friend" (who should probably be you)

Best possible response.
Absolutely based.

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Please op give us a fucking update on what she says to your reply. I need to know. you are a fucking mad man

> i know we're dating, but my best friend needs me. we planned to get married and have kids btw

Addendum to this, don't respond to anything she says at all after this point, spamming "ok" in response is just going to make you look salty.

Just call her a whore one word after the last text. Let that stew in her mind. Shes gonna reply a bunch of shit, but u dont say anything after that, and block her.

These posts 100%. You won OP

No reply yet. I'm guessing she's either mad or crying

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OP has she replied to the ok yet?

nah dude. indifference I the worst insult

lmao these are the type of women who would call men pigs for the same cheating situation.

Just leave it at that dude, don't look back. Plus she will probably bang you next time you see her (if you want), since you acted like you dgaf

Also if she responds I'm not responding back. I can get another girl

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Well you can change it up, like "Alright" and "I see" and "Sure" when she starts melting down like the roastie cunt she is, but she'll get the point

>he played baritone, too
lmao
Sorry, user. What a proper cunt.

>Also if she responds I'm not responding back. I can get another girl
God bless Chad

What a stupid fucking bitch.
I hope that so called friend cheats on her, or emotionally destroys her in some other manner.

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I'm proud of you OP, that is the correct way to handle this situation. Don't ever respond to that bitch again lmao

warmly waiting for roastie meltdown

> I can get another girl

C H A D
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post a pic of her OP pls

dude, do what i did: just fuck a bunch of girls, seek no emotional attachment. just literally have sex with a girl, like a one night stand, then never talk to her again unless it's for more sex, but don't lead a woman on, just say "i only want sex" and then just fuck then leave.

Good job, lad. I can't believe she has the nerve to talk in such detail about this person from her past as if it'd matter to you what her "justifications" are. Women make me sick.

>ok
I'm fucking glad you gave the one right reply.

sorry for your loss OP but honestly the whole situation is funny as hell

>band geek convinces his high school girlfriend to go long distance with him
>after a few years of nothing but skype calls and sex on holidays he gets fed up with it and convinces himself that he can find another gf in town so he breaks up with her
>(OP starts dating girl some time around here)
>after striking out on tinder for a year band geek guy realizes he that sex on holidays was better than no sex at all and he fucked up big time
>hits up his old gf with a sob story about how his parents are dying and he's working at mcdonalds so they can afford to buy food and he needs her back
>she actually falls for it and agrees to move back for him
>band geek guy is now thinking to himself "holy shit it actually worked, i'm going to get laid again, nice"
>girl will move back to bumfuck indiana to be with him, maybe she'll get a job at mcdonalds too (top lel)
>a year or so down the line when their relationship is on the rocks girl will think to herself "hmmm, this kind of sucks, did i make a mistake leaving OP for this?"
>she opens her phone and scrolls down to her text thread with OP
>rereads the fucking novel she sent and cringes at how she fell for it
>reads the turbochad "Ok" and no other response
>dies a little bit inside

THIS

>my best friend needs me
ah yes because you cant be friends with someone without fucking them
platonic betafag defenders btfo all women are shit

Yeah maybe if you want to look like a 'nice guy' and end up giving her and her friends something to laugh at. Dont do this OP.

This was a genius reply , fuck her OP she is full of shit

This is honestly probably exactly what happened, and what will happen. Fuck that whore.

what was it that she hadn't tried? ayn?

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Jesus fucking christ. Good job.

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Bloomington? Not surprised. IU sluts

>Ok

BASED FUCKING OP. If she replies again you better post it, keep us updated

>God bless Chad
I'd never thought I would see the day when I would agree with this

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Damn OP, pretty solid work.

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keep me posted OPriginal

Aren't you supposed to be her best friend? You dodged a bullet right there

Never get involved with a girl who plays brass

>ok
Mah nigga.

based

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All of that just to say she wants to ride her Ex cock again.

Nice response but dont think Ive forgiven the fact that youre a normalfuck. LEAVE now

he is permitted to stay, given the based response, and the fact that that roastie thought any of this would be okay. respect our laws, citizen

haldo norman, greatful we are for your original contentblox

study and contemplate its implications we will

[servos extend and retract to exhibit wonder] and to compute... here was i, on a chinese cabbage patch kids appreciation forum

Duderino whaterino

The Hall & Oates song she reminds me of does ;_;

do you have her nudes?
do you have her friend's number ?

yea

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>i assume this a yes to both questions
start by greeting her friend an then post his reply

send the nudes to the friend and say "i fucked your girl". it'll destroy everything she's setting up lmao. i would bet she told him "you're just a friend"

That's not OP. I'm still lurking the thread and if she replies I'll post it. She's probably crying and will respond in the morning. If not I'm still glad I made an entertaining thread

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* she told him that you (OP) are just a friend

>allowing women to speak to other men

Alternatively, you're being flippant to cope whereas these two people love each other.

Ok is really good, don't get me wrong. It's even better than OK or ok. But it could be interpreted as a sad "I understand." Could have said "Lol ok" or even better, "hehe"

PATROL3ED

Should of replied with just ;K bye; but that works too well played OP

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You are a true alpha, user.
I want to be like you one day.

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How long's it been, almost 2 hours? I think it's time to give her the old "ur a faget"

don't do this unless you want to be seen as a sperg, holy shit

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I genuinely meant "Ok". If they love each other (they don't) that's good for them.

She understood what I meant. I only regret the money I spent on her honestly. But even then I don't care too much. Goodnight anons I'll post a new thread or pic here if she replies. I think she'll respond tomorrow when she wakes up and she won't get a response then either, not even an "Ok".

This is a fool-proof guide to getting through this shit with a quality ass laugh.
1. Tell her friend that you have been sleeping with his friend and that she has been trying to hide it by calling you creepy. Tell him that she has even been sending you nudes, when he asks for proof send one of the nudes you got off from her. Tell him that she has been sneaking out on Sunday nights/ whatever night you know that she isn't with him on to have sex with you. This is a conundrum and her friend will take the bait like a starving fish.
2. RESIST YOUR INCLINATION TO GET DEFENSIVE WHEN HE GRILLS YOU ABOUT IT. This show's that it's his problem not yours, and that you don't really give a shit.
3. Obviously he's going to text his girlfriend about it and she's obviously going to say that you're lying and show the picture of you saying that she's a fucking cunt. Tell him that you stopped having sex with her a month ago (or in a realistic time frame) because you felt bad for betraying his trust and a whole bunch of i love you bullshit.
4. After revealing this to him, talk about her and ask if she's been acting funny around other guys too. Obviously he's already suspicious so this will increase his auspiciousness tenfold. This causes him to open up his emotions to you and makes him seek support from you in the time of need. Also speak about him and how he feels not about you fucking his girlfriend, this will make him feel bad. Also try to listen to him.
5. Encourage him to cut it off with her. Do not fully straight up say "Break up with her" this will make you seem like your lying. You must make her appear so unwanting that he will be forced too break up with her.
6. After he breaks up with her, then you can go back to being "friends" and never talk about it again to him or the girlfriend and no one will ever know.

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godspeed you beautiful original bastard

Ok
ur a faget

T. Autist

OP did everything right. Stop posting your sperg fantasies

you forget that she can just send him the screenshot of their texts and disprove everything. come on now, guy.

Full. BIown. Autism.

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most based post in the history of this board

For once, OP is not a faggot.

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damn, this is a serious case of autism. I recommend 30cc's of ROPE immediately

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OP I luh you

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>I can get another girl
You did great, OP. Now, leave this board before it turns you into a faggot, you are too well ajusted for this place.

my friend, i liked your response. do not engage with her emotionally. think only of yourself and your needs. with the one woman i've loved on this earth, i betrayed myself for her, and i paid a heavy price.

take this attached photo as a comfort through these times of strife

that's how it is on this bitch of an earth

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That's the beauty user. It's up to interpretation. It'll eat at her.

My fucking dog died and this is the first thing that has made me stop crying in two days