Do you wipe until the paper's clean or clean enough?

Do you wipe until the paper's clean or clean enough?

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I wipe until I bleed (srs)

are you teling me you don't use water before you wipe?
what the fuck is wrong with you?

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I use tp + wet wipes like a functional, civilized adult. Back in my old house I'd use bidet + tp.

I wipe until I am clean 100%

I take a shower after every shit.

I do this. If I'm in a public place, I wipe until there is no more paper

>flushing wet wipes

rip your pipes

I soak my tp in water if I don't have wet wipes. I can't even remember the last time my ass wasn't clean.

Same here assuming I can. Sometimes I have to crap at work though.

Totally clean. I can't stand the idea of shit in my asscrack.

Why would I flush them you mongrel? There's a trash can for that specific reason.

Same. It's the only way to make sure.

This is the only real way to do it. There's absolutely no excuse for not following a regimented healthy diet & purging schedule to ensure you're shitting at home with your shower ready and waiting. People who shit while they're out and then don't clean themselves properly are beyond disgusting.

user out of curiosity do you use your left or your right hand to wipe your ass clean?

I always us my left hand if I'm using my phone, right otherwise.

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Really? Because I use toilet paper to wipe, not my hands.

>not dampening the paper that you folded several times with water and wiping
>not using paper and water at the same time with this method

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I dip my butt in the toilet water and then wipe.
I dip it twice if it's really dirty.

You do this when your shit is still in the bowel user?

You wipe a bit and then take a shower and clean your ass

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you faggots need to take it to the next level. i wipe with toilet paper then hop on the sink and rinse my ass with my hand. wash my hands with soap thoroughly afterwards.

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O-of c-course I do user.
Well I will now. I can't believe I didn't think if that before. It does waste water tho.

i don't wipe i shower instead.

who here /nowipe/?

After squat shitting, with a special stool if I'm at home (but elsewhere my legs are long enough for squatting without it to be more comfortable than sitting), I wipe in front of a mirror and then use wetted paper and then a """flushable""" wet wipe that has surfactants and stuff. My bidet requires modification to not be painful, and I don't like to aerosolyze shit with turbulent flow anyway. And the path the drippings take is less than ideal.

Is this a nebulized simulation?

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