>be me (pic related)
>wake up, no memory
>instantly thrusted into almost impossible tests with a bomb strapped to my back
>killing my own kind to survive
>spend days on end without sleeping
>finally make it out, to the so called promised land
>I'm a complete outsider, bashed with racist remarks wherever I go
>everyone in the country is locked in a civil war over how they like their orange juice
>fml.wav
Be me (pic related)
Samuel Green
Jason Martinez
Isn't this literally an online game for little kids? My seven year old niece plays this game, what the hell are you doing on it?
I REALLY don't feel comfortable with the thought of someone from this place interacting with my seven year old niece in a videogame. Please just let the children have fun without doing any weird stuff to them.
Oliver Gutierrez
Nintendo doesn't have voice chat retard. that's the whole reason discord became popular.
Dylan Ward
Splatoon 2 is all ages, calm down my man. I just like to play the game because its legitimatly well done and fun. There's absolutely no direct player interaction.
Austin Jackson
>"it's a game vaguely targeted at kids so you're not allowed to play it"
Christopher Long
gottabemobile.com
Why lie about someting that's so easily proven? That just makes me even more suspicious of what you're doing there.
Adrian Jackson
Why are you trying to prove yourself right about something you're obviously clueless about? In order to voice chat you have to connect to somebody that you friended on Nintendo network, which is NOT easy because Nintendo uses friend codes and you have to give them to your friend in real life, outside of the switch system.
After that you have to connect your friend through the Nintendo Online app (or splatoon app, I believe) which is synced to your Nintendo account.
It's a fun game, calm the fuck down retard. I just want to play an intuitive shooter for once.
Daniel Turner
to be perfectly fucking honest, I'm not OP, I don't have a switch, I never played Splatoon, and that's what I heard in the past.
Gavin Campbell
>In order to voice chat you have to connect to somebody that you friended on Nintendo network, which is NOT easy because Nintendo uses friend codes and you have to give them to your friend in real life, outside of the switch system.
Again, you're fucking lying. If you've played with someone online then you can go into your friend list and add them, you don't need their friend code if it's someone you met in a game.
Since almost everyone you meet online in Splatoon 2 will be a kid, that means that you can send invites to all the kids you want without needing to know them irl. That's twice you've lied now, you really are doing this for some shady reason aren't you?
Sebastian Butler
More than vaguely, all of the marketing is aimed at kids and aired on kids channels(CN, Nick etc) and the characters you play as are all little kids. It's also an online game for kids to meet up and play together with other kids.
This isn't like Mario or something where it's a single player game that anyone can enjoy, this is a game aimed at kids for kids to hang out and play with other kids online. There's no morally good reason for an adult male to want to join in on this.
Tyler Rogers
I aint gonna argue with a fucking idiot who has never played the game, so have fun with your unnecesary crisis while I go abduct some kids or whatever the fuck.
Sebastian Anderson
Furthermore if you want proof that the adults who play this game are fucking freaks, check out the Splatoon threads on /vg/ and /v/. They always talk about how much they want to fuck the little girl characters in the game.
Aaron Thomas
the problem is that his little niece is playing games with weirdo freaks like you
Jaxson Adams
nintendo.co.uk
"You can send friend requests to users you've played with online.
Select "Search for Users You've Played With", then select the user you'd like to become friends with and send them a friend request."
I'd be a lot more likely to believe that you're doing this for innocent reasons if you didn't lie repeatedly to try and cover your ass.
Ryan Russell
user all the characters are squids, it is clearly aimed at squids. This is why it's on nick, they have spongebob they clearly have a large audience of underwater sea creatures.
Connor Stewart
Don't try and play dumb, the characters that you play as are little kids with squid abilities and hair. They may technically be a fictional type of squid but they look like human little children.
This is like that "They're a 10000 year old dragon that just looks and acts like a little girl!" excuse that pedos use when jerking off to anime little girls.
Luis Hughes
OP here I anally rape 2 year olds daily
Andrew Hall
but the characters are actually squids though. If I was gonna play this game it would be because they can jump 30 meters in 3 seconds, spray edible ink as a defense mechanism, and use bio-luminescence, who the fuck cares if they are chibi shit, I don't give a shit that mario is a midget half the time.
Aaron Wilson
youtube.com
Interesting how actual pedophiles have been caught grooming children in this game that's totally just about squids and apparently has no way for people to interact with people according to OP.
Jaxson Thompson
>everybody in this thread that is not you is op and people can't be simply wrong they have to be liars.
What a fucking paranoid asshole.
Charles Murphy
Yall cant tell me you dont wanna fuck the squids
Kayden Martin
Cause I know you wanna fuck fhe squids
Logan Long
Oh wow the "totally not a pedo I just play Splatoon because I like the gameplay!" Splatoon fans are now posting softcore loli porn and saying they want to fuck kids. What a fucking shocker there.
Cameron Brooks
Noah Wilson
>fuck the squids
>want to fuck kids
God I know you are bait but nobody is saying they want to fuck children, they are saying they like a game about fictional humanoid molluscs
Charles Russell
bulgarian mafia here. op post your kidnappers information in any way shape or form. consider this a freebie. people who do not respect their captives do not deserve hands
Evan Martin
>draw lewd depictions of little girls
>give them tentacle hair
>suddenly it's not pedophilia to want to fuck them
Yeah, nah, fuck off.
Isaac Johnson
Something tells me that the police won't buy that excuse when they find your hard drive full of porn of the Splatoon kids.
Dominic Myers
what are you on about? what kidnapper?
Wyatt Bell
one I don't fap to loli
two I don't download porn
three I don't play splatoon.
Carter Taylor
I find that hard to believe when you're posting loli porn and saying you want to fuck the kids in it.
Cameron Gutierrez
>everybody on r9k is one person.
Can you stop being retarded for two seconds?
Gabriel Cook
Not all squids are lolis for your information
Michael Ross
Why respond to a post that wasn't aimed at you then? I was talking to the person posting that shit, there was no need for you to jump in and talk for them if you even are someone else.
Jace Wright
Is the singleplayer in these games any good? The squids are cute, and the mechanics seem relatively fun, but I unironically hate multiplayer games.
Luke Clark
Singleplayer is a blast but sadly quite short
Angel Brooks
because you are being retarded. I don't have to do the retarded shit they do to believe they aren't necessarily bad people. I don't jump to the pedo conclusion unless they diddle little kids irl. Innocent until proven guilty motherfucker and it's up to the parents to protect their children.
Video games are not just for kids no matter who they are marketed at. drawings are not children. fictional squid people are not children.
Henry Wilson
Grown men play Minecraft, a game mainly targeted at children nowadays?
Jacob Morris
That's a game that you can play solo and people don't talk about how much they want to fuck the underage characters in it whenever there's a thread about it.
Landon Nguyen
Not that user but are you this much of a fucking pussy thinking its mostly kids playing this shit? Not anyone's Fault you can't do your job supervising for shit. Instead of sitting on your ass on Jow Forums scared that a man is playing an online game where the only way to voice communicate is to get like 10 pieces of dongles, etc. Even then what need would that user need to add someone if he doesn't communicate with anyone before adding them. Your logic is so flawed. If you're so worried stop being a pussy being worried and shit and supervise your child, siblings whatever.
Thomas Butler
on a side note, that type of way to add people has been done on numerous platforms. You clearly dont play games so it seems like much of your belief comes through articles. I wouldn't be surprised if you follow articles each day just to boost your arguments
Leo Gomez
That method of adding people isn't an inherently bad thing, and there's many people who could use it for legit reasons, but an adult male who is adding people he meets online in a game aimed EXCLUSIVELY at children is enough to raise some eyebrows.
Christopher Peterson
This is disgusting. It grosses me the fuck out to think about how many people are jerking off to this shit.
David Rogers
>adults can't play this game because my little crotch spawn does
Holy shit go have your moral panic on reddit. No one here wants to hurt kids, they're just manchildren. I don't know anyone who uses voice chat because you need a whole fucking app for it. If that young kid has a phone, your family is raising it wrong.
Julian Rivera
Having issues with people bein able to talk to your kid is your damn fault. There's such a thing as parenting, cuck
Jackson Gutierrez
did that incel van thing cause this board to be flooded with moralfag boomers or something because holy shit the faggotry here is off the charts
Luke Kelly
>a game aimed EXCLUSIVELY at children
You do know splatoon is nontendo's only multiplayer first party shooter right? I mean who the fuck buys the nintendo version of call of duty. If I wanted to play a shooter on switch I would have needed to play splatoon, until just recently when fortnite came out.
Elijah Roberts
>my neice
im sorry your sibling is contributing to the over growing overpopulation
Justin Wright
You don't have to be a moralfag to be disgusted by pedophilia. You just need to be a human being.