Jason Just Lost His Virginity

>slurping on that redhead's tit
Mentpocalypse

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I'm thinking about going to Brazil and paying a hooker to pretend she loves me and likes being around me. Don't even want sex.

Just listen asmr and atleast try to retain your dignity as a man.

Asmr makes me angry. I don't know why.

And that's a good thing!

>listen asmr
>retain your dignity
pick 1

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Don't listen to him. Do what I'm gonna do. My plan to bang hookers is like 4 repliea up. Probably gonna go to Brazil too since they have all kinds of sloots there and bang as many prostitutes as I can. Also gonna bang twinks and trannies. Gonna get every race and every size of sloots.

youtu.be/aGBKXR1IHuk
youtu.be/pAorN_2cXrg

Re-upload of both vids

absolutely pissening.

that second video makes me horny

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Retards desire sex as much as anyone here. The type of social media capital sex with a retard can generate is something no ugly Jow Forums man can offer.

T. Kv

Btw the source on the red head is sexy vanessa

hard to watch lmao

he's getting the milkers he DESERVES

btw I bet he peed inside one of the girls

you can have sex too Stewart!!!

Where the hell did he get money for 4 hookers? Where I live any 5+/10 hooker is at least $200 for an hour

Lmao I'm ticked off these people shaming someone for fucking a hooker. We're humans and we all desire the touch of a woman. Some people get it because they're Chads,some get it because they're very social or fit. There are people who aren't those things and they still want to get laid.

>Category: Howto & Style

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Andrew is a jewish accountant

Considering that she doesn't have to fuck you, you could probably just put an add out on Craigslist for that.

>he doesn't have $200 for a hooker

How do you ever expect to afford a gf?

>lenny and collura in a house full of prostitutes
Those girls aren't leaving alive

Which did he fuck? Don't tell me he had to lose his virginity to that obese bitch on the left! Why is she even there?

Remember, lenny's here.
These are probably trannies, shouldn't cost much I guess.

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What's her name? I want to find out if I can fap to her.

Hence forth he shall be known as Darth... Vader

scat play

lost my virginity at 14, with my gf at the time

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Misophonia. It can be a pain. When I watch the vid of that girl eating a banana that everyone else seems to think is hot as fuck, I just want to put my fist through the screen.

HAHAHAAHAH what the fuuuuck

my sides

Jow Forums larping discord server
discord.gg/UkhkdX

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i become a wizard in 20 months

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lmao

why didnt you just save the mp4 instead of doing screen capture like a brainlet

>There are people who aren't those things and they still want to get laid.
It's called natural selection senpai.

>natural selection
Not much of a thing anymore. Otherwise obeasts wouldn't exist.

This requires a Lenny meme
>my feet hurt
>they have no dicks
>nobody (but Jayson) wants to piss

>Otherwise obeasts wouldn't exist.
If she's thicc she'll survive childbirth and winter senpai

God Maisie is a disgusting slut. Guarantee she got molested as a loli

If anyone doesn't know the full story, Big Lenny is friends with a dude named Lou. Lou got lucky with crypto and has a shit ton of money. He was also the guy that filmed the Lenny porno. He decided to have a memorial day bbq with hookers (all are female btw) and to get jason to lose his virginity.

Lol same it wasn't until after high school that I became hyper insecure and it wasn't until I started lifting that I couldn't get laid anymore

Is this even actually legal? I don't think it is in my country at least.

How do you even get hookers anymore?
Backpage got shut down

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scummy lou boyo

>that moment in the first video when they're all on their phones
Fucking hell just fuck those hookers reee

Jesus Christ what a piss-poor effort

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who's the girl on the second vid jesus

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GRUNK SMASH

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I went on my first date last week a very cute girl I met through cold approach at the mall. Right now I can't do that again because I pretend I'm studying.

Lenny got Baby Birded by a black hooker so I thihnk hes having plenty of fun too

pissening

lou

dpends where u live m8

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Usa
Its difficult now with sesta shutting down escort sites in the us

kek

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Kek! When he lashes out at them.. Just what I expected

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>be poo
>love Jow Forums
>get mogged by being an inferior race, etc
>irl
>literally get eye fucked everytime everywhere

what

>all those creaturas """"women""""

thank god I'm not jewmerican

why didn't he just change his seat instead of pretending he doesn't care?

>and then I wake up

nice try paki

what kind of mating ritual is this?

Going to brazil, chances are the only thing that is going to get banged is you in your head while you are out in the streets

I'm happy for him

Quick rundown on this?

poo in loo master race get eyefucked by a disgusting white trash with down/fetal alcohol syndrome

is that lexi belle?

Can you not read

not to burst your bubble but you likely dont get eyefucked but rather they observe you because they think you might rape them or be a terrorist.

lmao fuck out of here with that shit. Don't listen to this faggot incelbruhs. Go and bang every hooker you find hot. Don't let faggots like this guy stop you from taking something humans need

What if I go with barely any money with me and I can defend myself against most people? Just want some Latin sloots of every type

Holy fucking shit ahahagbaahsgha

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ABSOLUTELY CUMMENING

Prostitution isn't legal.

Depending on the country. Jason is in the US where it's illegal

Jow Forums

>the way she moves her hips + her perfect tits

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does the jasons video uploaded?

not yet
youtube.com/watch?v=n8BeJcqixIg

instagram.com/ali__day95/

Hooker that Jason motorboated and lost his virginity to

how did you find her my man?

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Someone posted it on a chat but it definitely looks like her. Tattoos look like they're in the same place

doing gods work user
would you mind giving the "chat" link you talking about?

that's the gayest shit I've ever read

It's a discord but if youd like to join here's a link discord.gg/HNuzSG

I'm not in his shoes and I've fucked hookers, so sure.

Using my resources to buy companionship is also part of natural selection.