Does anyone here feel like just more enlightened then everyone else when they're high 24/7?

does anyone here feel like just more enlightened then everyone else when they're high 24/7?

like when i see normal people rage out over shit like a car cuts them off or someone voices an opinion and they start screaming and shit it looks so stupid becuase i just don't get mad high. like when people stress and do crazy shit and act crazy because they're mad that doesn't happen to me high. like normally im like everyone else all suicidal and pissed off but when i smoke weed i don't even want to die. i can't enjoy video games but when im high i actually like playing them just slowly exploring them instead of rushing to the finish and shit.

anyone else here the same?

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Same actually, marijuana really helped with suicide ideation for some reason. I don't drink alcohol as much while high either, and I don't really desire it strongly like I do when sober. Actually weed just helps me make better decisions in life but sadly gives me social anxiety too so I don't like going outside.

It's because there are cannabinoid receptors in the part of your brain that makes you vigilant. So all of a sudden I give a sit about things and am not apathetic.

Yeah man, I'm high right now and my grandfather just threw out my cheese steak that was 20 bucks, but that's ok, because he's like senile and shit and I'm totally going to make a killer sandwich instead.

>does anyone here feel like just more enlightened then everyone else when they're high 24/7?
>enlightened
Dude weed lmao i understand the universe from the herb man the earth speaks to me dude like whoa man *cough* hahaaaa

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Wait hold on is that what people do with backwoods? They dump the tobacco and filled it with weed? God damn i thought they smoked it makes sense they dont because they are fucking ass lol

But srsly are they really good cones for joints? DO they crumble easy?

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no you just unravel it from the corner of the seal and unwrap it but you need like 3.5g of weed or it tastes like shit

i feel like it shows you a lot of things but it also can inhibit you
ultimately what is good for you is good for you, and this occurs across all deviations of existence here

The question is did you accomplish smthg?

You are not enlightend, the boredom just becomes beareble

yeah pretty much but i feel less crazy than everyone by not caring about shit or buying into drama and it makes you look at everything from a really peaceful unbiased mindset

Holy shit thats how much i smoke in a month

Why the fuck would someone just throw out a sandwich for no reason?

I am a NEET and I smoke weed almost everyday for the same reasons you posted OP

It makes me able to deal with everything and function better, it makes me a happier, healthier, more well adjusted individual

i can't stop going to work high and one of my coworkers commented on my red eyes help me roboso

DUDE

WEED

ENLIGHTENMENT

LMAO

DUDE

RECEPTORS

LMAO

DUDE

MY CHEESESTEAK

LMAO

DUDE

EXISTENCE

LMAO

DUDE

WORKING HIGH

LMAO

DUDE

IM LIKE HAPPY AND HEALTHY

LMAO

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DUDE

PEACE

LMAO

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DUDE

BACKWOODS

LMAO

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You aren't funny. You only shit on people who smoke it because you are too much of a pussy to do it yourself or you're just angry that you are a fucking loser who can't get a weed hookup.

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DUDE

YOURE A PUSSY LOL 4/20 EVERYDAY

LMAO

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Lmao chill out dude go smoke another blunt man you know?

It's because stoners are so retarded about their addiction.

>addiction
what? I don't feel like I need weed. I could cut it out of my life right now, no problem. Addicts go to extreme lengths to catch the high and that could be anything from stealing, robbing and all other sorts of shit. I only buy weed every weekend and that's if I can afford it.

>you're only an addict if you rob and murder
>I only do it every week so I'm not an addict
lmao one too many joints buddy?

Yeah, every week. Every saturday to be exact. Not every day. If I was addicted I would admit it. Why would I hide it from you fags?

weed is the most addictive substance known to mankind

ive smoked cigarettes ive drank alcohol ive done painkillers and benzos and ive never once been addicted. i cant even go a few hours without weed. weed is more addictive than heroin, cigarettes and nicotine, meth, benzos, and crack combined together

Low hanging fruit. Try harder next time, yeah?

My brother is an addict and he robs and steals. Sure not all addicts do it but majority of them resort to it.

Meth addict forgot to mention.

>I only do heroin once a week
>I SAID ONCE A WEEK GOD. NOT LIKE IT'S DAILY

>comparing heroin to weed
You're a special kind of retard, aren't you?

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>lmao it's not heroin so i can't be addicted

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Not even him but you are actually fucking retarded. No wonder no one likes you.

I'm not even going to argue that one. It's obvious you are out of points so now you are resorting to low tier bait.

DUDE

U R LOSER JUST SMOKE WEED BITCH

LMAO

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ITT: Poorfags that can't afford weed but have very large Pepe and Wojak folders.

Protip guys, deflated-head Wojaks aren't dollars.

>was actually serious now resorting to bait

If you can't enjoy life unless you smoke weed you're not enlightened, you have mental problems.

>There can only be one person responding to me

This is your brain on DUDE WEED LMAO

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Get a fucking job, you faggot.

DUDE

I HAVE MONEY

I SPEND IT ON WEEDLEDEEDEED

LMAO

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DUDE

U R NO JOB MAN LOL

LMAO

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Fuck off to underageb& piece of shit

>dude weed posting with brainlet wojaks
>no quentin posting

hownew.ru

I don't enjoy weed much myself. It seems overpriced for the effects it induces. If you're trying to go for a psychological experience and truly understand yourself on a subconscious level you'd trip on acid and that's only once every several months. There's vendors that have promo deals and sell tabs for $2-3 each, meaning you can have a life changing journey for around $15. One gram of weed on the street costs $10, $5 on the deepweb. It induces mild euphoria and relaxes you but that seems very eh. You can microdose shrooms and LSD to get an intense euphoria much cheaper, you do build tolerance but it's completely gone after 5 days. So assuming you get one tab for $3 that's 100ug and a solid microdose is 25ug, you've bought yourself 4 weeks of drugs for piss change.

Only brainlets smoke weed. There's no real permanent self inflections it will cause and the euphoria is shit-tier even with the best you can buy, even with 80% THC extracts it's still subpar.

He's been on this little crusade for months now, I think he's mentally ill. Never thought I'd have "weedle dee dee" in my filter but these are the times we're living in

Weed would be great as a social drug if it didn't cause massive introspection. I start over analyzing everything I say\do. It sucks.

>Only the same one person ever makes similar post

Imagine being this retarded, all because of

DUDE

WEED

LMAO

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You can't compare psychedelics to weed. Weed is a comfy relaxing drug like beer, psychedelics are fucking retarded and make you have anxiety/see shit/flip out. Have you ever considered the fact that some people don't want to get completely mindfucked and just want to chill out every other weekend? You sound like a fucking junkie weighing your drugs from best to worst based on what fucks you up the most/shows up for the least amount of time on a drug test. I bet you think you're so enlightened, too lmao

If you're not him my mistake but there is this weedposter who types long paragraphs about how he's SO MINDIDDLY DUDDLY FUCKED ON WEED YOU NINNYMUGGINS AHHYUK even if no one mentions weed in a thread. You sounded like him, the stupidity is similar

DUDE

PSYCHADELICS ARE BETTER

LMAO

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>He isnt in a HIGH ASS CONDITION RIGHT NOW

>He isnt gonna GET HIGH and fuckin JACK OFF

>He doesnt yell TUTTI FRUTTI god DAMN

LMAO @ your boring life

Do mushrooms, I would argue more revelations about self can be made in that state. They are similar, but it seems like you're more in control on lsd. The shroom pulls you along, makes you face yourself. It's also chemically closer to dmt. I've always made the distinction that lsd feels magical and shrooms feel mystical

Sorry man my brain literally feel like pudding when im high but I do draw wierd shit.

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>you can't compare a shitty psychedelic (weed) to decent psychedelics

That's why you microdose. All you get is an intense euphoria, no hallucinations or anxiety. I don't think I'm "deep" for doing any type of drugs but I do weigh the enjoyment vs the cost of my drugs because I care about my limited resources as a NEET. Weed and beer are costly and do very little, I enjoy microdosing and feeling that intense happiness. That feeling when just walking is enjoyable, when eating a slice of pizza tastes more amazing then any slice of pizza I've ever eaten... and that costs like what 75 cents? Compared to you spending hundreds of dollars on shit tier weed monthly I bet. I bet you even get it from a nigger and support your local gangbangers... filthy normal get off my board with your shit drugs.

I feel more enlightened for the first hour for the first time I smoke in ages, if you feel enlightened 24/7 then you're fucking it up because that stuff is mental poison when you do it constantly.
Either you're lying for no reason or Chris is a loser who lurks here.

this thread made me smoke a weed

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Sounds fucking pointless to me

like when you're sober you're just on auto pilot mode and lack self awareness.

one of the great secrets to the world is you cure your soul with the senses. marijuana really puts you in touch with your senses. best drug

DUDE

SELF AWARENESS

LMAO

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It's expensive cause it takes ages to grow. has everything to do with how much effort grower put in. dealer needs to profit. lots of demand etc. cmon kid try harder

dude
fox and the grapes
lol

That's retarded, you stupid fucks. You aren't "enlightened" or "self-aware", you're fucking high. You're HIGH. FROM THE WEED. Fucking high, you stupid dumb fucks.

Idiots like you are why weed and weed smokers have such a shitty rep.

DUDE

MICRODOSING

LMAO

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everyone is high on life already.

orgasms are always so much more intense when on marijuana. it's insane.

>i feel less crazy than everyone by not caring about shit or buying into drama and it makes you look at everything from a really peaceful unbiased mindset

you seem biased, convinced that your behavior is somehow better. just because you do drugs instead of perpetuating life doesnt make you better. You feel more satisfied/fulfilled than they do, but it comes at the cost of contributing less to perpetuating and spreading life..

I do drugs too, but we should admit that we're choosing to be fooled, rather than choosing to be unhappy.

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DUDE

DUDE X LMAO

LMAO

DUDE

ORGASMS

LMAO

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DUDE

METAMEMING

LMAO

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This, seriously.
I like blunts but the le backwoodz nigger/redneck meme is pure cancer. Literally just buy unflavored/palma cigarillos like everyone used to, you aren't being unique or cool by buying shit-tier "natural leaf" garbage.

dude brainlet wojaks lmao

DUDE

DOING THE MEME IN LOWERCASE WITHOUT SPACES

LMAO

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DUDE

8TH DIMENSIONAL IRONY

LMAO

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What educated person smokes blunts anyway? They taste like ass. The tobacco isn't even good. I would much rather roll up a joint with some decent tobacco than smoke that thick brown dick that coats my entire mouth with gunk.

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I mostly have seen it done with only the weed capitalised and in one line.
I like this one the best out of them all

DUDE

TOBACCO SPLIFFS

LMAO

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Potheads are fucking retards.

DUDE

MESSING UP THE RESPONSE

LMAO

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hahahahhaa fucking lol at this dude

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> too much of a pussy to smoke it
Nope, tried it a couple times, pretty shitty, feel bad for people who like it. It just makes me act like an idiot, why would I want that?
> mad you can't get a hookup
> needing a hookup to get drugs
> not just ordering off tor

>healthier
no. Just no. Unless when you're high you suddenly get some kind of weird munchies that make you work out or prepare healthy meals. Also you should really evaluate your life if you need to get high daily just to feel good. Please take better care of yourself, user.

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weed and mushrooms is practically free because its a fucking plant/spores that self-replicates
just like strawberries are practically free
faggots want to charge you what they think their labor is worth but you can grow it yourself
>year 2000+
>living in an every expanding vast universe
>thinking what anyone tells you to do matters
>not doing what you want as long as it doesnt effect anyone else

>he doesnt trick strangers into enabling all chat and spamming WHERE DA HOOD AT

tobacco gross as fuck

You had a bad time because you are a bad person with bad thoughts and bad energy and you just saw yourself for who you are right now.

>he doesnt get high and make healthy nutritious delicious food in batches

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Weed makes you more irritable, not less irritable. You're less irritable when you're high but you're more irritable most of the time.

Tried weed recently: the high didn't feel that different form being drunk plus some tinglyness and added difficulty following long sentences.
Then i proceeded to feel like shit for the entire next day.
I don't get it, i can get a similarly strong high from alkohol without even being hung over the next day.

DUDE

ITS LITERALLY A PLANT

LMAO

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nice thread guys
very productive and stuff

i don't feel "enlightened" but uh yeah weed benzos and opiates are what keep me from offing myself so i guess i relate to you in that sense

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I felt like that for a while. I smoked every day for like 8 months or so but then I just stopped liking the feeling.

Pretty much this. I've been getting high every day for like a year now, and its starting to cause more problems than bliss, not to mention it's costing me more and more money as my habit gets worse. I've been smoking whenever I'm not at work the past few months-it's really gotten a bit out of hand.

It's hard to stop because it's the only thing that calms me down after work-my home life sucks, my job sucks, etc. so I haven't given much of a shit about how much I damage my body lately. I just want all of this to end already.

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smoking was fun and exciting in highschool, now i can't fucking roll my eyes hard enough when someone says "let me smoke first" before going somewhere, really disappointing

DUDE

BENZOS N SHIIEEEET

LMAO

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DUDE

EXISTENTIAL DREAD

LMAO

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>You had a bad time because you are a bad person with bad thoughts and bad energy
Or because psychedelics are literally poison for your fucking brain and can induce schizo/paranoid thoughts or hallucinogen-persisting perception disorder in many.. So sick and tired of smug druggies acting like psychedelics can solve every one of life's little issues completely brushing off any negative side effects because DUUUUUDE YOU JUST DID IT WRONG MUH MICRODOSING AND SUPERIOR HEADSPACE DURRRR
I'm convinced people like you that needs drugs to think introspectively are the real brainlets. Crack open a book for once instead of popping pills every fucking day and thinking about the best way to legally/maximize your high and maybe your life will be worth something.

DUDE

PRODUCTIVITY ON R9K

LMAO

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yep.. keli loves weed

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here is a story for you all..
I tried to smoke weed for the first time two weeks ago or so, but I had already taken a few benzos and my hands were shaky. I didn't crush the weed properly and couldn't roll the joint correctly but still tried anyway. I couldn't find a lighter so I just used a match to light it, but in the end I just lit the whole FUCKING thing on FIRE and dropped it down the sink. Never took it out. Don't think I'm trying again any time soon

DUDE

MASTURBATING TO BRAINLET WHORES

LMAO

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