ITT: Red flags for guys

i play dota am i gonna make it?

That's a notch above League but still a bit casual for my taste. If you don't have any other red flags you're doing good.

>he goes on Jow Forums

>>had less than three girlfriends before
It was going so well until you listed this, now I know its bait.

haha fck you i got the rest of them

3 times gym, no investments
had that casual sex
only know advanced biology

red flags for me
>shes got kids
>been in prison
>political

>large nose
>receding jaw
>balding
>short

Oh shit, i have all of them.
I guess i will never be successful with women.
lel

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>he has few friends
Is 2 enough?
>he reads fantasy books
nope
>he fears dogs
I like dogs
>he has no outdoors hobbies
swimming
>had less than three girlfriends before
0

Manbabues do that

>he replies to bait on 4chin

based cunnyseur

>He's submissive
>He litters
>He squishes bugs
>He is black
>He is a narcissist
>He does drugs
>He is not a virgin
>He brags
>He is abusive
>He is into bestiality or is a pedo
>He yells a lot
>He can't just sit in silence
>He has no physical hobbies
>He is a NEET and older than 21
>He is not religious

These are my main red flags

>He is not a virgin

This is how I know you are a larper. Girls hate male virgins

Nigga chill with that shit before I clap your goofy ass

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>He is not a virgin
>This is how I know you are a larper. Girls hate male virgins
You don't have to believe me if you don't want to but that's one thing I demand. I've never met a girl who hates a guy just because he's a virgin. I would want a virgin bf because I believe that the first person I have sex with should be a virgin too and we should be each other's only for the rest of our lives. You can ask me more about this if you're curious.

>only knows advanced biology
Fuck mitocuckdrias, all I know about is induced pluripotency

>he does drugs
although duregs aretnsd cool, aabit sdof akeetamin isnt thatsfg bad u dimb as gnigas

How old are you? Sounds like you're very young

nobody cares about your super special sacrosanct beliefs, literally 75+% of people think and act the same way you do.

I literally dont care what you rub your private parts against, you make it out like its super special, fucking disgusting obsessive

>reads fantasy books
Fuck off thot you probably read foifty shades of gay all day long

Are your red flags about standard?

Wtf you just seem like you can't handle the fact that people prefer something that you don't.

You legit seems upset that some people ke prefer virgins. There is actually something wrong with you if you're triggered by that lmao.

Based taste friendo

Speaking of which, this movie it the only one that shows what women actually want

I'm 22
What? I was just responding to a post.

Oh yeah sex is just about rubbing private parts, suuuuure...

You sound so fucking shallow, Jesus Christ.

This. I've had so many guys get angry and call me a whore when I end up in a situation where I explain that I am waiting to be with the man I love and I want to lose my virginity to another virgin. Wouldn't people be accepting of that?

He's being salty at the fact that, unlike him, some people can actually value bonding with their partner and therefore treat sex more seriously than he does.

Probably got dumped by a girl he took their virginity from, and that's why he's so vindictive to people who think like us hahaha.

Really? Well good on you for remaining chaste. I was going the same route before finding a girl who I was prepared to marry so I'm unfortunately not a virgin anymore but I think it did me good to get it out of me. At first, I was shocked and more eager than I should have been and strongly led by desire but now after my experiences, while the desire is still there (there's this one 22yr old who I'm talking to and she would be an easy af lay), I am now much more capable on controlling myself

Idk, just my throwing it out there. Casual sex is tempting and only grows more the longer you remain chaste (at least in my case) but becomes easier to deal with if you get it over with once

>tfw don't have any of these
My day is off to a good start today boys.

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Idgaf if they accept that or not. I'm just glad that they get so upset about it when there's literally nothing wrong with it. It means they hit hurt because of a virgin in the past.

And you're 22? So am I haha.

Nice loli, very cute and hawt.

Nothing wrong with liking lolis

ima add you user

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Not if the guy was dating you for sex and nothing else. Welcome to being in your 20s, friendo. You'll be hard pressed to find people like me outside of religious groups (and I'm in those groups lol)

>haha
*snap*

>He goes to the gym more than once a week
Well i dont. mostly just eat right and try to walk a lot. i hate gymbros
>He doesn't have a job or any investments
I own a carwash and a store as well as Work in tourism so money is flowing for only 2 days a week
>He's had casual sex
havent had casual sex in over 3 years.
>He doesn't know basic biology
I have an idea where the clitoris is so im abiove most men
>He's a feminist
i mean im partly jewish
>He only plays shooters
Nah only grand strategy or Rts

I'm not in such a group, but I still think I should wait for a lob term partner before giving it up. Would feel shallow to give it to some roastie who ill probably not talk to again.

Very based, user

Originalni

>short hair
instashutdown if they justify it with "its so I dont have to deal with it"
fucking groom yourself you swine
>flimsy goals or flimsy lack of goals
either be hopelessly unmotivated or absolutely dedicated both of thise have some sex appeal unlike the classic "graduate, get a job, start a family," schtick
>no dedication towards his hobbys
if you play vidya and read manga you better be fucking dedicated to them especially if you dont have anything else "just for fun" hobbys are pointless if you also dont have any career goals or more interests
>no focus on friendship
friends are mandatory for any healthy person, if you choose to give up your free time working and never budge it for events and outings with friends youre absolutely not going to make a good bf
>no style
choose your look not by whats "in" but what makes you like the way you look
if you are dissatisfied with how you yourself look how can you expect anyone else to be attracted to you
>not close with their family
self explanatory
>hateful
being so concerned with other people and how they live their lives is only an excuse to stop looking at the shitty way you lead yours

Umm I don't get it :/

>He squishes bugs
What would you do with all the insects?

I thought short hair is masculine, many women prefer it over longe r

>he has a few friends
I only have a couple of close friends; anybody else I consider a friend is merely an acquaintance I don't mind socializing with - everybody else can fuck off.

>he fears dogs
Nope, I'm quite the opposite.

>he has no outdoor hobbies
Does driving count?

>had less than three girlfriends before
I never had a girlfriend because of your asinine standards.

Obvious one - he identifies as incel/MGTOW and blames women for his misery

Nothing more off-turning than that

At least it was with a girl you love(d). I can respect that. If I were you I'd remain chaste but do what you want. I think if you have sex out of pure hedonistic desire it takes away from the ability for it to represent an act of love. That's my philosophy anyways.
Why is everyone 22? I think it's more because they don't get to fuck a virgin girl. They expect girls to be a virgin but fuck around before marriage. That double standard pisses me off.
I've never dated before. Usually these guys are just randos I talk to on the internet or a few I've spoken to in person.
Put them in a jar or cup and release them outside. I only kill mosquitoes, ticks, and leeches.

no it shows how little you care about your appearance

mid to long hair shows that youre smart enough to take care of hair and groom it properly, obviously that isnt the case if you ALSO dont groom it
long greasy unkempt hair is just as lazy as the "just got out of bed" everyday look short haired guys sport
other men prefer short hair which is why you want it to be attractive so you can get away with it

RED FLAGS
>shorter than 6'
>dick is less than 6"
>awful fashion sense
>plays video games

>shorter than 6 feet

Hope you live in India and die a virgin, roastie

is this xxxposting

>He goes to the gym more than once a week
I used to go once a week - I don't anymore.

>He doesn't have a job or any investments
I see... so, you'll date a pizza delivery guy who hardly makes anything near $1,500/month...

>He's had casual sex
Fuck you.

>He doesn't know basic biology
Anybody born after 1980, who never bothered looking up shit on the internet, shouldn't be allowed to see anybody naked, if he lacks the common [reproductive] knowledge of the human body

>He's a feminist
I believe everybody should be treated fairly, but I don't believe women deserve special treatment

>he only plays shooters
I grew up in the 90s playing platformers.

You should. Trust me when I say you should. It's much better then.

Guy who is 22 here

Finding a girls who's a virgin like me isn't hard. Like, at all. Almost as many 20-24yo virgin women exist as 20-24yo virgin men.

I'm my case, I haven't found a girl or even bothered because in my circumstances it isn't convenient to do so. That can change if I find someone who I really like

I agree with that philosophy. There are many roses in the garden who smell nicer or are softer than your rose but they mean nothing because you have not cared for those others. The pain and love you place into someone makes them valuable.

>He's submissive
No

>He litters
No

>He squishes bugs
Only if they're in my house.

>He's Black
No

>He's a narcissist
Not really

>He does drugs
No

>He's not a virgin
Fuck you

>He brags
No

>He is abusive
No

>He is into beastiality or is a pedo
No

>He yells a lot
No

>He can't just sit in silence
I can

>He has no physical hobbies
Technically I do, but I have nobody to do it with me

>He is a NEET and older than 21
I'm not NEET and that's ageist

>He is not religious
Fuck you

Why do non-virgins get so butthurt when a girl says that she would only date a virgin if she is a virgin?

The most asinine standard I've seen, here.

Ikr? It's not all that much of a limiting factor for them or anything

Here's another one for you guys
>he fills it out like a survey

Where on that post does it mention the girl's a virgin?

I'm not looking for girls on Jow Forums.

Great taste in men, femanon.

Nowhere but in and it is heavily implied that she is.

I've only read about 6 posts on this thread - neither of those were any of them.

>>He only plays shooters
You're just mad because I'd fuck you raw in quake and csgo. Salty dog go home, I don't want you. CYKA BLYAT KURWA NOOB

>he goes to the gym more than once a week
definitely bait, who the fuck goes to the gym once a week? good luck getting huge with that routine bro.

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asinine because being normal isnt attractive right replacable commoner?

>earns less than six figures
>dick less than six inches
>height less than six feet
>had less than six sexual partners before

is it redflag if guy doesnt read books

no, quite the contrary. means he is not a manbaby

fpbp. what a champ.

>who the fuck goes to the gym once a week
Literally S O Y B O Y S from planet fitness

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>he thinks its okay to shower every other day because "he isn't dirty yet"
>his clothes or appearance is in any form unkempt

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>doesn't want him to go to the gym more than once a week
>still wants a shredded low bf% greek god to open pickle jars for her

>men
>reading fiction
pick one

>He's submissive
L0l
>He litters
wut
>He squishes bugs
lmao
>He is black
i'm a spic, does this count?
>He is a narcissist
Nah
>He does drugs
420 erry day
>He is not a virgin
Haven't had sex since 2012, am i virgin?
>He brags
Sure
>He is abusive
Na
>He is into bestiality or is a pedo
No
>He yells a lot
l0l
>He can't just sit in silence
yup
>He has no physical hobbies
I liek gym and soccer
>He is a NEET and older than 21
Nope, student right now
>He is not religious
I love jesus krist... lol wtf

fuck off gunjy

is this real?

i have all the red flags

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once saw a guy who looked exactly like that pic bench 3plate for a triple with good form and full rom. can basedboys get retard strength?

I'm hopelessly unmotivated but I feel like that clashes with some of your other redflags.

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>He's submissive
Switch
>He litters
No
>He squishes bugs
Only mosquitos and spiders
>He is black
No
>He is a narcissist
No
>He does drugs
No
>He is not a virgin
No
>He brags
No
>He is abusive
No
>He is into bestiality or is a pedo
No
>He yells a lot
No
>He can't just sit in silence
No
>He has no physical hobbies
Hiking
>He is a NEET and older than 21
I'm older than 21
>He is not religious
Eh

How many of these fresh thots read harry poota?

you've obviously never been part of a bug war.

Don't worry man, those are the red flags of a psycho bitch.

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>he has few friends
Fuck
>he reads fantasy books
Fuckk
>he fears dogs
Fuckkk
>he has no outdoors hobbies
Fuckkkk
>had less than three girlfriends before
Fuckkkkk

stop making me erect during my nofap

Here's the biggest red flag for any guy:
>Is me

Ayyy lmao, I aint any of those. Where do I pick up my qt3.14 trad gf?

Don't use Dubu for this piece of shit of a thread you fucking son of a bitch.

...

Thats ok, im sure I wouldnt want a girl with such criteria.

T.chad

>dislikes people who are more successful/attractive/popular than him even if they're friendly
>makes an identity out of being a homebody
>manwhore
>has a Tinder account
>has casual sex
>uses prostitutes
>calls himself a geek/nerd/metalhead/other clique-y nonsense
>straight edge
>anti-gun
>"Religion is garbage but spirituality is important."