Whats your excuse for not getting sex?

Whats your excuse for not getting sex?

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>short
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>brainlet
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>hapa
>autism
seems like destiny has found me

You're overlooking about a metric shitton of meth that went into that woman's decision making process.

getting a woman sex is easier than ever. just ask the girl and havbe confidende

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I fucking hate this earth fuck man

that doesn't seem fun or comfortable for her or him. I really don't understand

Mindless spur of the moment sex feels great.

I miss when I could pound out a rando chick...or a lez who was asking for it.
But I'm a bit older and a 10 inch dick doesn't get hard at the drop of a hat.

This is what lying looks like everyone. Not sure why he's lying on an anonymous board, however.

It's a crackhead prostitute man. Dude next to them is prob a crackhead too.
That's anything but spur of the moment.

What the fuck, he only has one hand. Did not notice that the first time

Fine, I'm not 10 inches
But 9.25 is close enough to where I can claim ten inches.

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No one wants to look at your poop log peepee, nigger. Go post in a cuckold thread I'm sure they'd enjoy it.

youre not measuring it right but its still a good size your closet to 8 in though

that is fucking crazy

drug addicts have no standards, do you want to have sex with a junkie? I don't think so

give me that pls

SEETHING
based black user, keep triggering dicklets

Yeah...
Anyway, I don't do the cuckold thing anymore. Because I was catfished by an FtM who showed me pictures of themselves below the waist and pretended to be their own cuck husband.

No, It's measured correctly.

You have to ask better then that, femanon.

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How badly did you fuck up to end up on this board? Haha

Very badly, thank you very much.

give me that daddy

this could be you femanon

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could you imagine how much pus would come out of that nose if you squeezed it really hard

super h0t

I don't know a crazy meth addict woman and I don't have face cancer.

I'd rather have a small dick and be able to get actual cute girls (whites,asians etc) than a giant deformed tootsie roll poo dick.

The bike dude and the lady were doing it for drugs

He was a Chad until he went down on her