There is literally no reason to live if your cock is under 8 inches (also needs to be thick)

There is literally no reason to live if your cock is under 8 inches (also needs to be thick)

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My one makes my gf squirt during sex just fine and it's only 6x5.

I will defy you and smash with my baby rod until I get herpes.
The world wishes me to smash and brother I will grant it.

>There is literally no reason to live if your cock is under 8 inches
But that dick is 7.9 inches you mong

what a feminine hands he have

Dicks look absolutely disgusting but I also want to experience what its like to have one inside of me

Those are some tiny hands
He isnt 8 inches
But he IS really fucking thick, probably somewhere between 6-6.5

>also needs to be thick

Go fuck yourself with your chode propaganda

It's pure cringe

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lmao, never post your pencil dick again

BRAAAAAAH LOOK AT THIS DOOD
OH NO NO NO

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god I hope that's photoshopped

If thats your actual dick I feel sorry for you
Mine is as long if not longer but it actually has the weight of a real dick

What kind of faggot only cares about dick size and nothing else?
oh right, OP.

Dicks look better than vaginas do unironically.

Is this yours user?

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you understand that maybe 15% max of guys have this qualification. I look for big dicks and can only rare find over 7

That cock looks delicious
Even if you dont like how dicks look, you cannot deny that vaginas look a thousand times worse.

15% of the entire male popultion is a lot
that's like 450 million people on the planet, this is why only the top 20% gets 80% of sex

>15%
Try less than 5% for this length
And less than 5% for that girth

That makes it less than 2 or 1% for that lenght/girth

If any of you faggots are actually dumb enough to take this bait or are insecure about your size in general, try this site
calcsd.bitballoon.com

sheeeeeit I'm in the top 10%. My gf has said that I have a big dick but I always thought she was lying and just trying to make me feel better, but it seems like she was correct.

>muh average
that doesn't mean shit

because im meant to have a small dick user, it's my job to take big cock~

POST SCREENSHOTS YA FAGS

okay here you go fag

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I'm the dude that linked the site. Anyway it's worth noting that you can see how much your percentile changes if you add or remove 1cm from either length or girth. That means that almost every guy on the planet is in that range, and whichever girl you're fucking won't mind your dick size and won't even notice if it's 1 cm bigger or smaller

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Thanks fag
Yes, many people fail to realize that sizes under 11 or 18 cm are so rare because almost 90% of the population is between 12-16

Heres mine fags

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That cock is too perfect. If only the balls were a little bigger for gargling purposes. Imagine the taste, the smell, how it feels in your hands, how firm it is, the shape of the head. I really want to suck a cock but I am afraid I will like it and that I will become a raging faggot. I want a family

>I am afraid I will like it and that I will become a raging faggot
I've got some news for you boyo, you already are a raging faggot

You might be right user. Can I suppress these feelings? Is suppressing them even worth it? I want to have a family, a nice wife and a couple kids. I want to raise those kids under strict conservative family values and away from materialism. I want to see those kids grow into decent human beings. I want to go fishing, hiking, travelling with my wife and kids. How could I ever do any of this if I want to suck a cock. I would never be able to face them

Fuck dude drink more water why does that thing look so dry?

For fucks sake
The one thing which makes clear that you are a dicklet is your way to take pics

Stop taking the pictures 10cm away from your dicks for fucks sake
If pretty the entire frame is covered by your dick its as if you didnt take a pic at all

StiII a KV though.

I hope I can use this soon.

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don't be mean with other people penises

dicklets
nice

This is simply not true, if you're below 8 inches you can happily live your life as a submissive boyslut for somebody who is an alpha with a 8 inch cock, OP

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Is it better to have a big dick or small dick if you are a sissy?

Im not mad about his dick size
Im about about the fact that every single person who complains about their dick size post a pic 10 cm away from it

Like what do you want us to see, the pores on the surface of your shaft?

Jesus fuck. I'm a spic so I'm cursed with regular dick size. I'm fucking 5'3, weight 115 and 0% chance of me growing any more. Help me brothers. We must invent a way to increase size .

Grunts originally in a rainy field

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the veins look great, also very long

the doctor that jewed you deserves to die though

smaII dick since you're going to be the bottom

Length and girth?

originaloriginal

Thank you and yes. I have shit sensitivity but on the upside I can pound for hours

sissy clits should be tiny and feminine

Looks like that user is 8.5x4.5 more or less

A extremely rare case, definitely

>8.5x4.5
Lolno

He probably is 7.5-8x4.5

Might be too far gone for this based on user.

Im 4.5 inches erect should I just give up?

Do you at least have a chode? Take a pic

Both are cute. Limp little boyclits are pretty to look at, but it's also cute when a sissy has a massive cock because of the thought that despite being well endowed she still chose to submit to cock

You forgot an over inflated number for the circumference but otherwise I rate 8/8 this bait

Mine is even shorter and thinner. Yeah. It's over for me.

Thanks brah, didn't know I had a pencildick :(

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Being in the 85th percentile is still better than 85 percent of people. There just aren't there many big digs out there that is why they are prized.

I seem to have the big peen

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I am happy that I wasn't born in America because of the circumcision Jew but if I were to ever suck a cock, i would suck a circumcised cock. Just look at that thing. Absolutely beautiful. If you suck an uncircumcised willy, you run the risk of eating cheese. At least cut bros have a nice musky smell instead of a Parmesan small

There's no benefit to having a long dick that isn't girthy is there?

>8 inches

dicklets

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Fuck that made me laugh
Thanks user

That IS uncircumcised. Look closely.

>when the guy with a huge dick is also trashy and brown

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Any tips for me?

orginalorginal

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Pics if real

Try some exercises
Jelqing and pumping may give you another cm and some girth

feels good man, though i rarely even masturbate

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>Any tips for me?
There's nothing you can do about your dick. You're going to get cucked. Your only option is to be the submissive one in a homosexual relationship.

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until you get castrated by your batshit insane wife

Guys I fapped again and now I feel retarded for ever coming here. I hate this life.

than stop masturbating use your dick for something nofap and then when ready hire a hoe

Is it gay if I want to suck dick when I'm horny?

No. Brojobs aren't gay. Being part of the LGBT community now that is gay.

So guess it's time to become a trap. Since mine is useless

I'm 6x4
Is it over?

>7x5.5
So close yet so far lads.

i dont believe this. seems small to me

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My cock is tiny...can I just suck yours please lol

You got carried by your girth. Lucky too, that is what women want.

>tfw 7x6
1 inch off from being able to pleasure a girl

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From 7.5 falccid to 15 erect
Thats quite the grower, doubles its size

thats 7 inches dont flatter ur 4 inch dick you brostie.

>calcsd.bitballoon.com
lol this site is pure bullshit.
my 16/14 (cm) would be bigger than 97% of the population.
HAHAHAHAH SURE

I have maybe 12cm but it's ok because I went from tfl to monk mode mgtow.

is the girth measurement from the middle of the shaft? it can vary a lot , so the real number can be 13-16 for example and that can make a big difference in these stats

Look good. Long with normal girth. Jealous fuck on here just like to bust balls. Probably dicklets too afraid to post theirs

According to the google-jew, you are meant to measure from whatever the thickest part is not including the glans.

thickest part of the shaft

You could definitely please one with that girth.

Cool lies

>averages are an incredibly important part of assessing data
>unless its about dick size where the average is completely irrelevant and wrong
can somebody explain why every retard on this board thinks this way?

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Obviously because the item in question is used for giving pleasure, and the average has no bearing on the amount of pleasure that item can give. Use your brain a bit.

They don't, they're baiting idiots into replying. 70% of the threads on the board are shit tier bait, haven't you realized?

if you think an average penis cant deliver pleasure you're out of your mind
looks like im the retard then

how do you even measure girth? I mean where start? do you just measure the tip of your dick or do you tie it around the root including the balls or something?
i want to know how worthless/ how far away from perfection i am

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>if you think an average penis cant deliver pleasure you're out of your mind


u probably think average is 7in

Wrap a measuring tape (tailor's tape works) around the thickest part of your cock that isn't the head.

Your average dick will never make a girl scream, this is the pill you must swallow.

Gotta be bullshit, no way I could please a woman

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>if you think an average penis cant deliver pleasure you're out of your mind
Not according to any woman.

>no way i could please a woman
not with that self destructive way of thinking