>be me 19 yo
>NEET
>too lazy to work
>deposit my last 10$ in an online casino because bored af
>win $5000
>mfw the holy NEET God rewarded me for being lazy
I'm not even larping kek
Be me 19 yo
Leo Fisher
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Jonathan Thomas
Wow, congrats. Invest it, don't blow through it
Benjamin Phillips
what'd you bet it on m8?
Connor Watson
I withdrew 3k to my bank account. Gonna invest 1k and keep gambling with the rest.
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Nicholas Gray
video slots and blackjack
Hudson Jackson
You did the right thing. When you have so little money you can't use it productively, the right move is to gamble it because there's a non-0 chance of success like you've encountered. The net loss of wasting the money with no win vs not putting it in a casino at all is virtually 0, so it's objectively the right thing to do.
Jeremiah Wood
remember to have limits. I'm no gambler but you will always, always, always end up losing all you money if you keep gambling.
Colton Fisher
Wouldn't do that though. Invest 2k and keep 3k if you want. Don't gamble anymore until you've lost everything in your investment but $10.
Luke Gray
Correct. The optimal strategy is limit reverse martingale.
Josiah Moore
Its already in my bank account. If I lose the 1k I still have on the site I'm gonna stop gambling.
Connor Kelly
If you do it once, sure. But then you do it again and again and again and the money you waste on gambling is a huge amount that would be way more than you could ever hope to win. Why do you think so many poorfags gamble? It's a desperation move that's just digging them deeper in
Kayden Garcia
Investing is a high likelihood low return version of gambling and a useful skill. The more money you have to invest the more likely you are to learn good investment strategies before running out of money. It's infinitely more valuable than gambling. You can even use the profits from investing to gamble if you're already addicted.
Kayden Young
If you do it again and again then the money you are investing is not an amount of money that cannot be put to productive use, thus breaking the whole premise, thus your claim is meaningless.
Gabriel Richardson
Yeah but you know how easy it is to fall into the "live for today" mentality. "Oh I only have $10 /again/ might as well gamble them again" instead of seeing the big picture and gradually saving up for the future
Eli King
with 5k you could buy a car, a motorcycle, rent for a few months....save it bro
Evan Walker
It depends on the period. If you only have $10 at the end of any one year it makes no sense to try to invest it. Even if you have $10 at the end of every week it's a bit sketchy ($520 per year isn't even enough to eat on).
Gavin Ramirez
>work for the world's most popular online casino as a croupier in the VIP section
>watch daily as people lose their life savings
loving these normalfag football fans spamming the chat with insults because they can't afford to pay alimony anymore
Julian Lopez
Gonna use it to make my driver licence and buy a cheap car so I stop browsing Jow Forums all day.
Samuel Young
VICTORY SCREEEECH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cameron Ortiz
What was the website? I know nothing about gambling
Lincoln Adams
5k isn't even that much money, I make that much in like 2 weeks