What is Jow Forums's morning routine?

What is Jow Forums's morning routine?

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Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CD's
Rollin' up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Slide out of bed, take a shower, brush my teeth get dressed and go to work

wake up
take fat loss pills with caffeine
go back to bed until caffeine kicks in
get up
smoke weed
eat
walk to gym

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>wake up 6:30 am
>equip handwraps and compression clothes
>10 minutes yoga
> at least 10 L-sit Pull-ups on oly rings
>3.5 minutes jump rope
>4 minute Tabata HIIT (clap push-ups, Squat jumps, burpees, sprints, jump-rope, shadow-boxing, mountain climbers, lunges)
>3.5 minutes heavy bag boxing
>3 minutes cold shower
>brush teeth, mouthwash, and teeth whitening (swishing hydrogen peroxide for 30 seconds)
>soap face rinse, Sea salt face scrub, AHA foaming face wash, Benzoyl peroxide face wash
>apply Obagi hydrate, Obagi eye serum, Obagi face lotion
>apply SPF 100 spray sunscreen

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>I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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