ITT: your gf

what are fleshlights like

Better than hand jerking but not as good as the real thing with some lube and hole warmer it can be a real good time tho.

Okay, buddy ;)

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hey bro is she ok
she don't look so good bro

Saved!

Pathetic

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The only way to be single is to be a NEET who never leaves the house or to be a really unlikeable cunt in HS.

OP said gf not bf

>HURR SHE FAT

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high test

i feel bad for your arm

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>tfw 6' big tiddy goth gf

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Found a more complementary angle.

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If that's what makes you happy bro, then that's ok. I'm dating a fat girl also, the only problem is I can't get it up to fuck her. She's too fat. Her personality is okay though, and she pays for everything so it's all good.

I can totally see why you're into it, but it's not for me.

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If you can't get it up for her then it isn't "all good" my man, why don't you try to convince her to go to the gym with you.

It's weird. She is totally interested in going with me, we also go for hikes and walks also, but she has explicitly stated that she doesn't want to lose weight, and that she's happy with her body. So i don't know what she wants.

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make it stop

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Not even the guy that you replied to but holy shit...

>receding hairline
>infinite chin
>Watch that only a numale or freshman in high school would wear
>Car that actually has a metal key part for it's key (Not push to start)
>Skin showing underneath your faded Hawaiian shirt - doesn't know to wear undershirts w/ button ups.
>Purse on your side - Is that your "murse"?! to you carry a fucking murse? Or do you carry your gf's purse? Either way, basedboy cuck as fuck.
>Took your girl to a regular old community park. Nothing special, yet this is the pic you gave us. You rarely do special things with her. No Paris. No Milan. No traveling, no special monuments on the entire planet earth. Maybe you have, but "put your best foot forward". If this is the pic you give, it tells me this is "better than your normal pics", and I'm not impressed.

Onto the girl
>Hair is nice.
>Dress is okay. Either she has no fashion sense or you are a broke faggot and can't buy her a better dress.
>Bra color 0- she doesn't give a shit. I bet she lets her "nether region" hair grow long as fuck before she shaves it.
>Tits? Saggy. Nothing you can do about that without plastic surgery, and I don't judge you or her for it. Just saying. She ain't exactly model quality, so chill that pride.

Appearance wise, she's out of your league by a bit, not a lot, but a considerable amount. Maybe you're super fun and have tons of friends. Maybe you have a 10 inch dick. If not, either you better be pretty wealthy, or get ready for her to step out on you behind your back. If you live together, I advise you to get some hidden cameras watching the front door. Guaranteed she is eyeing better prospects. She's out of your league. Put your emotions aside. Take the sound advice you were just given.

>I'm an analyst for the military btw. I am paid with your tax dollars to analyze details. Drunk af right now and don't really care about much.

Also
>Drilled your own hole into your belt. Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Dude, you're a total fucking faggot. Shut the fuck up.

user I'm a balding chubby manlet and I managed to land a gf, you have no excuse.

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I'm both, I hate people they are all so pretentious and retarded

Same. I love /pics you shouldn’t share/ but there’s no chance in hell I’d post my wife there.

Maybe she feels like she can't lose weight. If you've been with her long enough to have heart to hearts, you could sit her down and ask her why she doesn't want to lose it.

this might be the worst post on this website

>I'm an analyst for the military btw. I am paid with your tax dollars to analyze details. Drunk af right now and don't really care about much.
Not him, but I highly doubt you're an "analyst" mate. You might be working in military intelligence, but you're definitely not an analyst. Tax dollars do get misspent, but the entry level for analyst positions is too high for someone with your temperament, blindness to multi-variates and use of language to get in.

Definitely grow up. Especially if you're actually in the military.

Yikes, I may be dyel but at least my gf is more attractive than most of Jow Forums's gf's.

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Get mad, faggot

You sound retarded desu

If you're an analyst for the military than we are truly fucked, sober up you retarded mong

Yeah nah, she fat.. Working on it because I told her to, but still fat for now

Am I the only one who thinks sex is overrated? I find the act unnecessarily exhausting, off-putting and unstimulating. I'm rock-hard but find myself bored and end up masturbating furiously in order to cum on her face. I should do porn considering how long I last. Your hand > any woman

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You're not the only one in any scenario ever.

>his gf has a loose pussy

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If you bang people you don't like it's a lame time, at least for me. I got homies that will any-hole gladly, but it's beat city if you don't find the girl attractive. Like a chore.

Dunno man I leave my house only on weekends

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that's abby lee isn't it?

yeah i work for the military too,as a Navy SEAL and right now ......(cont)

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Get mad, faggot.
Dramatic, hyperbolic behavior is feminine. This is why other men treat you like you aren't a threat - because you act like a woman. And women don't respect you - because you don;'t act masculine.
>mate
>Tax dollars do get misspent, but the entry level for analyst positions is too high for someone with your temperament, blindness to multi-variates and use of language to get in.
Not sure how it works in your "second place" country, but the "First place" American military (which could defeat Russia just with our Navy, fyi, so everyone chill the fuck out. A land war would be challenging, but America wouldn't have to go to land to win against Russia) pays you based off grade/time in service, plus a few bonuses based off your career specialty. This is an ANONYMOUS board retard. I ain't saying anything secret here. What the fuck makes you think everyone in the military is just a robot waiting for programs to be input?

youtube.com/watch?v=COhrE0aW_tk
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I was unable to climax/ejaculate during sex until 3 years ago when I abstained from porn and masturbation for a period of 5 months. I ejaculated prematurely during the first sexual act that broke my abstinence and instead of being overwhelmed with shame (as my partner's preemptive comforting words assumed), I was exulted to no end knowing my penis/brain wasn'r broken any more.

Maybe try it for yourself? The benefits of the nofap meme are definitely overstated, but if you're having trouble climaxing, it's certainly worth a try.

where do i get a woman like this?

Oh, I see, you're clearly larping. Never mind analyst, no low-level intelligence officer would display such idiocy and childishness. Hope you get well soon.

jesus christ man

If only

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How old is she

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>finally found a gf potential
>"dont want anything serious"

thots is only way to live by honestly, wtf is this life

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>Thinking the U.S military aren't the "most well trained dogs" of all militaries on earth.
Ask me how I know you don't have any friends or family that you speak to often who are in the military. Go ahead, ask me. After beinf deployed with other militaries (Various middle eastern militaries, Italian, French, Russian, Canadian, Australian, etc) It's amazing that America hasn't just casually knocked them down to take what's theirs. You don't understand just how incapable most militaries are. The only wars we've lost are wars we've wanted to lose so that the winning faction weakens the areas for us to control better at a later date. "Hurr America can't even beat some ching chongs hiding in bushes" Oh? So you mean to tell me Vietnam is now a major player? N. Korea, Russia was a legit threat at the time. Presidents have been total pussies since then. We could handle N. Korea and Russia with less casualties than the civil war in America now. I don't know why we haven't done something yet. Presidents are cowards, they aren't trying to make the country better, they only care about their reputation and securing their legacy to be worshiped in history books. We should have handled N. Korea long ago, when we far surpassed Russia.
Cool, good job. Enjoy your ptsd. Kill yourself in a VA parking lot like so many others. Your suicide will give me even better benefits.

This is my gf

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Who said I was an officer? You have a pretty tenuous grip on the military rank structure.

Tell me without googling it - Whats an E-1?

2005

would you be in denial if i say she said that cuz she's not attracted to you?

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>Tell me without googling it - Whats an E-1?
>Starts giving unsolicited opinions that reveal the average geopolitical understanding of a 14 year old.

You need to relax mate. Also, don't disrespect the uniform, or larp like this in real life, or you'll get slapped. Some people take this seriously, regardless of whether you're in military intelligence, or not.

then why does this bitch wanna see me again?
im pretty aesthetic so getting girls attracted to me isnt the problem obviously, or maybe its is i dont know honestly

January. She shaved most of it off not too long ago.
instagram.com/missanthropicon/?hl=en

then she's testing you
so basically you're rejected, but if you act cool and stay friend as if nothing happened you'll pass the test and she'll find you as a good partner
even better if you're chasing other girls on the side and let her know, but also let her know if she changes her mind then she's still your top choice girl

Jesus, Thicc Asians are my weakness.

Tfw no (you)s

Taake ? Nice.
> (pic very related, I was there)

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She's 12.

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>tfw no gf
>tfw I don't know if I want a gf anymore

I went out with a girl from my uni again.
We watched the sun set over the ocean and talked about life and love.

I'm yet to really make a move because I'm so goddamn self conscious and can't overcome this self hatred that tells me I don't deserve love. The problem is she thinks the exact same way about herself so both of us are afraid to move this forward.

I'm more afraid of the possibility that this will work out than I am of the possibility that it'll fail, I don't know whether I'm ready for commitment, or whether I'm the right person for her, I can't accept love for some reason, I'm too used to being alone and hating myself.

I just want to lift and become a hermit

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You're thinking too far ahead, retard. There's nothing to even worry about committing to yet.

She wants to have heart disease

>fat
>pale and pudgy, both of you
>dyel
>shit fashion
>retarded posing
>shit pubic beard

How in the fuck you thought it would be okay to post this picture of yourself I will never understand

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Dunno I have a nice job and still no gf. I bet you have to be lucky to get one.

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is his penis atleast smaller than yours?

I would've loved this bitch in my teens.

God yes.
YES!

why would you post this?

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Looks old af

step up fools

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holy horse face

Nah don't fuck around with girls already playing mind games
If you get with her she'll be looking for another guy on the side
Maybe if you stay friends you can fuck when you're both single but she doesn't sound relationship-worthy

>>Drilled your own hole into your belt.

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it's a bitch to clean up, so I keep it for special occasions
I would say one thing: if you do nofap for more than a week before using it you won't regret it

trap

HURR SHE FAT

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if only you could just cut off everything above the waist

doesn't matter, still high test thiccc tho

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