/britfeel/

*sashays into the thread and does a forward roll*

NEET lad here, think I might have a nap

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for all those who are worried about not being able to dance. doesn't bother these. just start moving how you want. yer dancing son
youtube.com/watch?v=6FKA-Y_g-2I

Oh nice, which one?
None of them, but if you're dying to look like an absolute chav go for the Fred Perry one.

actually why does my willy float? The balls don't but the willy does? very confusing

Was going to call you a bender but I do like that blue one on the top left.

just move yer hips in time with the music and you're dancing

throw in a few reload animations and you're going above and beyond

Can I join you lad? Feeling very sleepy and uncomfy today.

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>no adidas

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Balls are full of sperm and willy full of spite which floats.

ah bollocks that's the Stussy one it's 160 pound

help why is my willy floating in the air

i love playing with my balls, they feel so good

are you looking to dress like one of these ironic retro baggy jumper wearing asian students?

Yeah I saw that, is it much more than the others?

i don't let things hold me back
>foot starts tapping
>other foot joins in
>shoulders start to dip
>clicks fingers
>hips start to wiggle
>leaps up
>spins round
woooooooo
i can already boogie with the best lad

Did you wingardium leviosa it?

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yes

yeah the others are 40-80 pound

>that time 2 years ago that you told your mum you were depressed because she kept nagging you are her response was literally "thats not possible you were laughing yesterday depressed people don't laugh"

why are women such a meme

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got any perky ones lad

wats the spell that givs gf?

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i watched the harry potter scene where hermione says wingardium leviosa and it made my wee wee do the same thing :thonking:

in my experience women are more understanding of depression. Might just be my family/friends though

>calls other people a meme
>has depression
oh the irony, bet you're self diagnosed as well

Accio Waifu!

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get down wit dat boogie

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not many like that, how about these?

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Just B ur selfiosaaa

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Afternoon lads, hope you've had a good day.
I finally got out the house, bought myself some new clobber as I have lost enough weight to start wearing mediums again.

blowing me away lad

Who /workingclassdadwhomadeloadsemone/ here?

It's great, best of both worlds. Accepted by the lads and the middle class.

original because i posted in the old thread by mistake.

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Good boy. Very proud of you lad

I try to please, glad you liked it

Just how short are you short lad?

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Anyone else here play Heroes of the Storm? We should get together and make a party sometime. It'd be interesting to find out how much Britfeel sucks at it or kicks arse

Lads I'm going to get in my bed all comfy with my cats and delve into a Harry Potter marathon, ama

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>be me NEET (few years ago, have sorted myself out since then)
>don't have the knowledge or even the energy to find a job
>can't even bring myself to an hero, just fester in my pit wallowing in sadness
>every time I try to explain it to mum she just tells me I'm being lazy

Thanks mate, genuinely made me happy to read this.

5'6 lad, i'm hoping the meme about gaining muscle easier when you're small is real when I gain the confidence to start going gym.

None of those tbqh friend
Get yourself over to the END. sales, buy a high quality basic for cheap (Acne, A.P.C. etc.)

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are you gonna have a nice wank as well?

Whoops first response was supposed to be to you lad

anime nonces can go to hell

Based midget lad.
I'm not sure lad, I don't think I would like to wank in front of my cats and I don't think Harry Potter would arouse me much either.

>Big ol tub of protein came
I'm going to become /thebigboy/ for reals now lads.
Out of those, stussy desu

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>harry potter wouldn't arouse me
good to know you aren't a nonce

let me have a go lad

>hoping the meme about gaining muscle easier when you're small is real
tis lad (Lee is 5'4 btw)

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sure, in a non gay away

Definitely not lad, wbu?

yes
loneliness

He must look like a dwarf

i'm not a nonce, can I get into bed with you and watch harry potter?

Only if you hold me lad

Emma Watson is Azkaban though

Off to the gf shop, what kind you lads want?

okay but nohomo

one with big tits please lad

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Fantastic, can't wait to get to my target weight so I don't feel embarrassed about going to the gym.

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Ok lad, if you're not gay you'll need to prove it with a pokey bum wank. Which film should we watch prisoner if Azerbaijan?

So long as she isn't second hand I'm not fussed mate.

>tesco last night
>go to reductions
>3x packages of finest free range chicken breast
>masala fish
>a tomato n cheese sub, chicken and bacon sub and a chicken and bacon bagel bun
>1 pence each

fuck lads this is the good life

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Spicy ginger girl to put me in my place please lad

>government looking at legalising drugs for recreational use

How did it get to this point?

i don't do bum wanks lad. yeah lets watch that one

just bought myself some knickers lads

Good god a penny each!
how badly are they out of date?

How are these 1p reductions not bought up by the staff or swarmed by anyone who knows about them?

I'm sure my store don't do them.

>looking at legalising drugs for recreational use
that's the opposite of what they're saying

because of that kid who needs CBD oil for his seizures who's on the news all the time

lets have a cheeky look pls

I played it for a few month last year with a lad from here. Enjoyed it but i trapped my finger in a machine at work, and couldn't put pressure on it. Still hurts but am using it again. Minecraft made me power through.
I'm going to be uncouth and presume you're the same lad. Does yer steam name begin with eso?

Looking after a dog today, she didn't mention it was scrappy doo like!

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SOFI ONE PLS GIV mr nice man

Lad why not?

literally sat around moulding little things out of blu tac for an hour
how did it come to this

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I'm kind of worried about you these days lad, seem to be going a bit insane

a good old tug is enough for me to shoot a big load

Got some King Goblin to drink lids. Doesn't taste very nice

when they arrive maybe i will m.m

Damn that sucks. Do you reckon you would be able to pick it up again or would it be too click intensive still?

Nah not me I'm afraid, have only been PC gaming for a few months and only played HOTS with IRL friends and randoms

I see well don't get it all over my bed

Yes I play a fair bit.
I used to main Nova but they've totally cucked her with the stealth changes. Now I play mostly Kael, Ana and Johanna.

i'll catch it in some tissue or something, i don't wanna get spooge on your bed

You remind of the babe.

Bottom left because I'm a fag.

lads please talk me out of trying tinder

Got 20 matches now on tantan lads and matched with an Israeli-Russian qt who served in the IDF.

This shit blows Tinder away.

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W-What babe??

Women use it for validation.

Do you ever get paranoia lad?