FBI agents materialise into your bedroom and throw you off your computer

Before you even know whats going on they are already looking through your computer

How fucked are you?

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They wouldn't find a thing, FBI-san :^)

All they would find is shitty 70s horror movies and some Vidya and emulators. Pretty boring desu.

They'd find pirated anime. That could be a problem. Being into illegal stuff isn't good. Why risk such things.

>EMULATORS
5 years for each ROM. 10 if there is evidence that you supplied others with ROMs.

Heh, should have deleted them after 24 hours kiddo

>implying that means anything
Don't worry officer, I only stole this bike for 24 hours. Of course I returned it, I'm not a filthy criminal.

No, you made a copy of the bike as a free trial

soc nudes (could be underage)
grainy videos of masturbation
grainy and dark videos of a couple massage parlor fucks
BMAF porn
AMWF porn

What is this 24 hour thing? How would that make any difference

They'd find me trying to come up with a witty shitpost in reply to this thread.

It doesn't. There is literally no reason for people to believe the 24 hour meme.

IP logged. Reported to relevant authorities.

does porn vids I made with my gf when we were both teens get you into trouble in the US ?

Pretty badly fucked. No anime or CP or some shit like that but I managed to snag off some confidential private info off of company servers when I used to work and am looking to sell it. I would go to jail for a long time but due to patent, information and financial matters

over 5000 songs and some porn

Yes. That is considered child pornography. Even if you are a teenager willingly sending private nudes to another teenager, you are a child pornographer. Delet dat shit rite now.

not in the US, bruv

go find your OC elsewhere u fiend

also, I am a kissless larper and don't even own a phone
also I've never been in my teens

hundreds of GBs of pirated games
several thousand images of lolis and loli doujins (guess im fucked there)
hundreds of vids of very questionable niche shit from youtube I fap to (kinda fucked there)
im fucked OP

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you forgot about
>confessed to all of this on a google-connected website, known to be cooperating with the feds, and owned by a dataminer

They find lots of giantess and laugh at me, they give me my computer back because I'm not worth it

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eh ive been posting in the loli threads on /b/ for years, it's not like it matters
giantess is a patrician fetish. they would give your computer back because they realized how much of a superior being you are

Literal gigabytes of scat and ass worship porn, with a small nougat of loli in the center. We'll see if they can stand wading through all the shit to find the actual incriminating stuff.

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they would find nothing but pictures of gorilla dick .

you're a fucking animal, user

Welp, they've established that I'm a racist.

They'll know that I'm a huge fucking weeb, I guess

>hundreds of vids of very questionable niche shit from youtube I fap to (kinda fucked there)
what kind of shit

nice try mr. federal agent
but nah, I'd much rather not say

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