Rules >each poster can add two sentences to the story (it can be left open ended) >if you roll DUBS in your sentence you can then create an EVENT related to the story so far: Encounters (friend or foe), Deaths, Great Item Finds >if two posts happen at the same time in reply to the previous storyline post, the first reply is canon and the second post should be ignored
Lets being the journey! >gazing back at the rolling hills of home, they take one final look not knowing if they'd ever return. The Oldfag takes the first step away, leading the group down towards the edge of...
>his home street, Chad Lane, where he never felt like he ever truly fit in. >the oldfag looked back at his motley crew of robots and took a deep sigh before the newfag's vape clouds caused him to cough out a...
Jayden Roberts
>newfag started shouting NIGGER at the top of his voice over the nightcore playing from his shartphone >"quiet newfag you'll give away our position"
Dominic Green
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Ethan Jenkins
>...said the Virgin Wizard >The polfag begins rambling about statistics on blacks as someone steps out their front door, looking pissed.
Dylan Mitchell
>'will both of you learn to lurk' shouted the oldfag >a group of chad orks are heard singing near to where the group are hiding
Joseph Howard
>"Elves!.. we eats'm! Men!.. we bash'm!", their chants be heard growing louder
>The autist leaves the hiding spot and tries shooting at the Chads with his bow >He misses every shot
Charles Gonzalez
>The chad orcs are so amused by the pathetic attempt they just laugh, and let the group pass with their eyes firmly looking at the ground >The group scurry along quickly, as they head down towards the edge of the Woods of Melancholy
>they stumble upon a pool of water in a clearing, a pale underage looking girl is sunning herself on a rock >upon closer inspection the pool is filled with the bones of fallen adventurers
The oldfag cautiously surveys the area and the autist rams them up his ass, the polfag says that they should leave because niggers may be attracted to the smell of human bones
Tyler Sanchez
>no x fag >no k fag >no out fag >no fit fag
SHIT PARTY
Logan Anderson
>the girl calls to the travellers "swim to me user" >each of the group see's their deepest desire, the polfag sees an ayran beauty, the autist sees his waifu, the virgin sees a virgin, the newfag sees a penis
Elijah Baker
they should have died at the orcs. now they will definitely die.
Grayson Phillips
oldfag recognizes the danger and runs away. the rest die but the virgin wizard battles her the longest, polfag dies first.
Kayden Rogers
>the group hurl themselves into the pool; only the oldfag is suspicious and hangs back, the water is deeper than expected >suddenly the skeletal remains that laid undisturbed, come to life and begin to drag them under the surface of the drowning pool
Blake Jenkins
the virgin fag unlocks his soul power abilities, but too late. he manages to wound the flesh eater before she devours him like the rest.
Christopher Young
the rest of the party awakes at night time and find themselves laid around a roaring bonfire. "ah you retard young pups are finally back? good thing i setup this bonfire a ways back or else you would be gone for good!" cackled a very smug oldfag.
Anthony Ross
Everyone is in high spirits, except for the autist. He is hunched over a black stone he found inside the witch, it seems to be having a troubling effect on him
Ryder Collins
The autist then suddently screeches, sticking the stone in his mouth along with his whole fist, swallowing the stone. He then spends a good minute hiccuping while the others stir in the camp.
Anthony Gray
>The other awaken and question the autist on the nature of the commotion. Upon revealing he swallowed a black stone, the polfag loses all humanity and begins to screech while the newfag begins to fap to the idea of choking on something black
Benjamin Miller
the stone causes them to engage in sodomy and other vile sexual acts. the old fag seemingly unaffected pulls the virgin aside before he too is drawn in, together they seek the counsel of a local apothecary
