How do I get really good at cyber sex and ERP'ing etc...

How do I get really good at cyber sex and ERP'ing etc? I want to get at least decent at it so I can get lewd with others online, but I cannot do that right now because I am useless at that sort of thing.
Is there a wiki for ERP'ing or do I just have to go out there and look for people on Steam and the like?
This is a serious question, I'm tired of being alone.

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Goldshire on Emerald Dream

I wouldn't really recommend it. I'm pretty good at it (I think), and I've spent literally more than a decade e-fucking various men and women via cybersex and ERP. It's addictive and depressing; like e-crack for socially awkward, horny people. I still do it quite frequently, but you should probably try to redirect your goals before you end up an old, broken piece of garbage like me.

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I do not play World of Warcraft though, would a private server work?
Well I thank you for the warning, but I'm already an old, broken piece of garbage. I do have goals currently as well, this is just something I want to do on the side since I'm so lonely
Nice animu butt btw

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Thanks user. How old of a broken piece of garbage are you? I can promise you that you're younger than me, at least. What kind of things do you like sexually?

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If youd like you can add me on kik or discord and i can teach you! Ive actually taught like 5 people how to RP better! My kik is asriel_the_god and my discord is asriel the god#0941

>How old of a broken piece of garbage are you?
I am 22 and I failed college, and I am also jobless. It's something I am trying to fix, but I still have a lot of free time and I am not socialising irl.
>What kind of things do you like sexually?
I am still trying to figure this out, I'm pretty open to anything. But off the top of my head I like femdom and face sitting, but I also like the idea of dominating a female with choking involved
I'm an inexperienced sperg when it comes to this sort of stuff however
>Thanks anaon
No, thank you for posting another nice butt for me to save

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oh shit oh fuck, ok. I'll add you on discord later on when I get the courage to do such a thing. thank you user, hopefully ill speak to you soon

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Yeah, you're still superyoung compared to me.

Femdom and facesitting are two of my favorite fetishes too.

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I hope i can help user! Dont forget to msg me!

>would a private server work?
Try RPH, I don't have any experience with it so I have no clue how big the ERP community on there is. But I have seen people on retail who are looking for partners on it.

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I just want a girl to tell me to bury my face in her butt when shes wearing panties. But I think girls get grossed out by that sort of thing sadly

what else do you like user?
I.. I will, th thanks again
Thank you I'll check it out. I used to enjoy WoW back in the day too

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That's a good fetish. I really like the idea of smelling a girl's buttcrack and eating her out from behind. Stuff like that.

I wouldn't know, a girl will probably never touch me.

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Read a lot of smut and emulate that when you're erping.

>I really like the idea of smelling a girl's buttcrack and eating her out from behind. Stuff like that.
That's really hot. And it's only right to appreciate a girls scent if she's allowing you to experience it
I must right this down

>a girl will probably never touch me.
They would not touch me either honestly

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As an alternative you could also just ERP on a trial character in retail if you don't have any intention of playing the actual game. Just download an RP addon like TRP and you're good to go.

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I agree user, it's super erotic to experience someone else's smell. I wanna do it through a girl's jeans, her underwear, through shorts she just worked out in, etc.

Thankfully, we can both pretend online, right? I'm not even hideous, just way too pathetic for a woman to waste time on.

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Yo bitch im a fuckin nut in your ear
Hey little trap boy wanna get dissected
Heheh
Where ya life discord kid im gonna turn you into a siscordian
Heh
Ya baby u like that mmm that big meaty HAMMER
I'm so HOT and BLOODY right now mmm fuck yes
You like when i put this knife in and twist no you arent dead yet

So developmentally stunted, someone needs to turn you into stumps
Real talk

That's pretty scary user, can't we just have a peaceful, cute thread once in a while?

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where do I start? any examples?
Thank you
Thanks for the idea,I am downloading wow now
now you got me worked up thinking about doing such a thing to a girl
are you ok?

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Not when I'm thinking about shoving burning hot things up your rectum
The real one
Not the anime
YA YOU LIKE THAT
Sick fucks

is there a good way to contact you privately, user?

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hi.. I'm interested in learning too! my Discord is 112#2013 if anyone wants to add me...

I spend a large amount of time fapping or looking at porn, but I don't enjoy ERP or cybering. When you've done it so much it starts to feel like a routine. There's only so many ways to describe kinks and fucking. At the same time, someone to do it with often would be nice.

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That's a little sketchy, user. What can you offer me in return?

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not a lot, sorry.. I'm no good at RP or anything

I know this feeling well. I want an ERP boywife to be cute with after my miserable job when I get home. I'll probably never have a real physical relationship, so I might as well simulate one and try to lose myself once again in escapism. Only a few more decades until death.

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If you've accepted you can't get a partner wouldn't hookups be better than ERP?

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Maybe, but I doubt it. I have seriously bad anxiety issues that make it hard for me to even deal with the few friends I have, let alone finding and bedding someone I just met. I'm usually just a few harsh words or suggestions from having a near mental breakdown or seriously considering suicide; girls don't want to deal with manchildren.

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Your posts are conflicting, I can't tell if you want a boy or a girl. Surely there's a form of medication to help that?

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I like boys and girls. I prefer feminine people sexually, and girls tend to be the ones with properly wide hips and fat asses, so it reasons that I'd be most attracted to them. Boys are easier to talk to, though, and tend to be more empathetic and caring. The internet has nourished my latent desire for cock, so I've got quite a "trap"/femboy fetish at this point.

Also, you could supplement "girls" in that post for most groups.

Sorry for being such a confusing idiot.

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>tfw no erp buddy to be submissive with

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I've been playing second life for a few months now, i started erping since but i only do it ingame. I think i am decent at it even though i have never roleplayed before, i unironically looked for stuff online hoping someone made a guide or something like you stated but every single person just told me to "practice more ;)". My advice for you is to use the surrounding environment when roleplaying, for exmaple if you're in the beach you can say something like "her body started to accumulate sweat from the hot summer sun" or some shit. doing something with your hands like rubbing the nipples of the person you're erping with or playing with their hair. you'll get faster the longer you erp for, and jerking off irl while roleplaying can help too i feel like, as it gets you in the mood. Also if you're going to erp with someone you should ask if they have any kinks or things they dislike(usually people wouldn't want any gore or death involved) but if not just do whatever the fuck you want, even brainlets with shitty grammer who write like two sentences for each paragraph roleplay. As for finding people to roleplay with I myself only do it in second life, but discord works too, there are a good amount of servers dedicated for it even though almost all of them are filled with normies.

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Hi I'm sorry op here, I've been busy. You can add me on Discord if you want to Akari#5950
I'm a eurofag so I'm heading off now but ill be on tomorrow/later if you wanna chat

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Hey I'm also interested, I'm from Europe. I dislike Discord, could we try talking over email first? If you're interested please post a throwaway email.

Sure, but I really gotta head off [email protected] Ill be sure to respond tomorrow

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Honestly I'm just jumping into the thread without reading any of it but if you want some practice add me at glossyflower # 5397 I'm up for anything I guess.

Okay user, I've added you. I hope we get along and can be friends.

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Literally anyone can add me by the way

What kind kinks do you like, user? I'm thinking about adding you, but these threads make me nervous.

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I'm pretty open to a lot of things. Any gender roles, any amount of people in the scenario, I can dom somewhat but I'm mostly submissive. If you just want to talk for a while at first that's fine too.

>anime loser does erp
not remotely surprised

>tfw no femanon to erp as my little sister

i can do that for you if you want

Do you really think the people that do this don't know that they're losers?

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Please!
throwaway11#1704

erp sounds like such a time sink
even video games are a more productive activity

I apologize if I did something weird user! I hope you find someone

it is. I've spent entire weekends just doing it, then regretting it. I hate myself so much.

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I want to fap with a dirty user!

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What kind of kinks/fantasies do you have?

Since none of you faggot nigger cucks want to contribute to this already-dead thread I will offer some ERP advice
Erotic RolePlay skill stems from mixing brevity with insane amounts of descriptions. Not using BIG BRAIN words and lots of synonyms, but telling a story with colorful language and imagery.
Consider the two sentences:
1) *Takes off my pants and gets on top of you my dick getting hard*
2) *The air was pungent with our aromas as I mounted the bed, sliding my body onto your soft flesh before taking my erect cock and plunging into your dripping pussy, gripping your hips like handles and pounding you relentlessly, our sounds of erotic tension filling the air, feeling you struggle beneath me*

Both of these are autistic AS FUCK. 1) is bad because its clear the author had their dick in one hand, and 2) is bad because of how rapey and indulgent it sounds. HOWEVER, 1) is brief, and 2) gives the partner something to bounce off.

If you want to ERP well, understand that you're telling a god-damn story, and even the worst smut (i.e. 50 Shades of Grey) uses padding and filler as a means to give sex scenes more "Oomph!" when they finally get there.
If you have a kink - any kink - whether it be BDSM or scat, abuse the hell out of it for padding. Describe everything, write it all out in graphic detail, without spending too much time on one thing. Talk about pinching someone's neck as you fiddle with a collar; pulling them with the leash so you can make sure it's tight; use every word you can think of to describe the way your poopy comes out your butthole. Literature is such a large medium for expression because of how malleable our words are.
Also, for the love of God, do NOT be yourself or a canon character unless you know how to translate the personality to text perfectly. If you're gonna play as Sonic, don't just be a fuckboy, read what he's like and interpret how he'd react to seeing Amy laying naked in front of him in Chaos Collision Bad Future. That's it

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Also, to add to this, don't be a degenerate and only use ERP to get off. That's not the point, especially if you have OCs involved. Use it as a creative exercise. Challenge yourself to write a paragraph out of sitting on a dick, or slapping an ass, and always, ALWAYS communicate with your partner beforehand as to how you want things to go - while also sneaking in twists & turns to the story.

Oh, and bonus points if you can play 2+ characters at once, give MPD a new meaning

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Lastly, don't EVER end up like these husks. Lots of people on F-List are absolute human garbage, but I've met bankers, lawyers, and lots of 20-somethings in uni looking to better themselves. This is a hobby and an escape, not your life

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>There's only so many ways to describe kinks and fucking
I understand this. I figure most people only cyber with each other 1-3 times unless they share A LOT of the reciprocating fetishes.

Stupid anime faggot

Unironically read smut fanfiction. Learn what makes you tick, read comments to see what makes others tick and to help you judge if work is good or bad.

>He doesn't have every fetish imaginable
>He isn't compatible with every single possible person for cybersex

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Spot the autismo

t. RPlet