/britfeel/

wonder does moni have any girly sex toys

anyone wanna lend me their gf?

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interesting fact laddy and noted, my health wont ever improve as far as i can see, it doesnt stop me living a normal life here, id just hate to go abroad and end up getting fucked up, in other news, the whole of Bulgaria so far is pretty much IRL stalker/fallout

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>Do you consider yourself English or British first?
English

not anymore

is come home fren

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i've been thinking lately, just how cool and useful it would be to be able to backflip at will. like you just spilled your spaghetti with the woman on the till? "ok well i'll see you in a bit, cheers" *walk towards the door, do a backflip, then leave, looking back at her through the window*

you could save any social situation with a backflip

Apu dump lad? How many have you got?

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I swear moni posted a picture of himself naked on a bed once but nobody seems to remember it

Where are my ethnic minority britfeel robots at????

moni rec me a butt plug
im a virgin

Good plan. After fucking up the backflip, breaking your neck and dying you won't have the face the consequences of your actions.

clearly wasnt him laddo

Would you date a lad from britfeel? you could get yourself a fella if so

this sex posting about moni is legitimately disgusting

Alright lads. Just Currently watching the Ruskies play some Chogies and a match of soccer ball.

It was him it even showed his face

About 500, they're all well fed.

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DC I can barely walk properly nevermind do acrobatics. Cheers for rubbing it in though lad.
Scottish :^)
Crohns?
I'm going to try that next time, except I'll just try and do my "nearly a backwards roll". All the females will me so impressed with me rolling and monging about the floor after I've sperged out and accidentally screamed at them to keep the change.

mate mate mate mate mate mate

we've got a cute girl in this thread now, might as well make the most of it

the one with the cock cage?

>it even showed his face
it wasnt his face.

>can barely walk
why is that, friendo?

I think so lol
It definitely was

To be fair, he usually fucks off when people start getting pervey. Can't handle the banter.
Depression lid, so depressed I just crawl about in the hours of darkness. Standing up and walking is simply too much effort.

Start small, get a vibrating one

Sure, bf applications always welcome

>moni went from sort of posting legs to getting nude on all fours with a cock cage on
ok then

Are you gonna post it or what? makin me hot under the collar here lad.

Post it if you have it, I'm sure it's him

I don't have it, just remember it bein posted here once

Might get myself onto the waiting list for a Man City season ticket

>crawls about in the hours of darkness
I'm creasing lad. The mental image of you crawling about on the floor in the dark has really tickled me.

>if you have it
good god no

you can't run away from your problems by crawling.

>Abu Dhabi FC

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Usually wearing pyjamas lad with anime music in the background :^)
I don't have problems, I'm just a mong with colourful mental health.

can you describe what your method for using it for maximum pleasure, and what sort of things you think about when using it?

I've heard death chan fannies you but he is too afraid to admit it.

You seem like a sound lad. We should go for a crawl sometime.

>turns into a mole when depressed
cute

youtube.com/watch?v=WXYaonrPtRI

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why do you avatarfag such a shit manga lad

English. Don't get how you wouldn't.

Dont be scared lad, i reckon you would both make a lovely couple. You should take moni out for a meal.

I never got much joy from it, it was more a femdom thing. Humiliating myself and making myself uncomfortable

Any time you're north of the wall lad, you can come to my house and crawl about and drink shit loads of booze.
Better than a naked mole rat???

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got out of bed at 3, just now having something to eat, marmite on toast because i can't be arsed making a bacon sandwich. drinking a can of stella with it too, gonna roll a spliff when i'm finished. what else can i do to make this day quintessentially NEET?

Stop trying to corrupt DC

It's just shitposting, this is the person in question btw

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I agree with this, been thinking it for a while.
Lad the signs are there why don't you just ask her out, I think she's the one

you sure about that, lod? He supports an oil company

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Yep he was definitely the one on the bed wtf why won't someone post it, I saw it around january/february

Name one major football team without sketchy owners

yeh desu desu

Watch Jeremy Kyle on catch up. Today's episode was "DID I MOVE IN WITH MY REAL DAD OR A RANDOM". it his real daddy :^)

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ate too much cake lods I feel sicky

at least Moni has been within 50 miles of Manchester you glory hunter

>wtf why won't someone post it
Because it doesn't exist lad. I've got this though, look at those skinny fat moobs

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does the idea of a cute girl pissing on you and beating you turn you on? do you think about the girl you filmed pissing doing it?
hes cute now

this is his future, keep that in mind lads

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What is that jizz on the mirror

Also been to the Etihad stadium tow atch Taylor Swift

Getting beat up in general is arousing

actually shocked lil chris offed himself

>marmite on toast
Patrish.

Jerk off and watch anime to make the day quintessentially NEET.

do you like piss? i like piss. i wish you would sit on my face and piss in my mouth. that would turn me on so much.

Wasn't that years ago mate?

Wind up some wagies with comfy posting.

Ah, I've been to stoke a few times so I have been with 50 miles of manchester technically.

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think im gonna go with this one

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Never heard of him
>depressed manlet
other than being famous, sounds like our guy

Stop it lad you are only encouraging the deviant. This is a board for decent people who live a decent way of life.

i'm a wagie, woke up at half 3 had a spliff, just had some food now and going to have another spliff before sitting playing games till 4 or 5 in the morning

that sounds depressing as fuck tbqhwy lad

shut up you wannabe neet, fucking neetaboo

>This is a board for decent people who live a decent way of life.

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>neetaboo
My sides are in orbit mate.

haha. fuck off. cry baby

>started randomly inserting the phrase 'ding dong diddly' into song when I sing to myself

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had a job interview at greggs earlier.

I hope it went well. They all seemed to smile and expect me to smile and be hyper normie. I tried my best. I really did. I'm worried I looked insincere in my happy attitude though

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nice, liddywid.

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howdly doodly, ladderino.

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back to pakistan, rasheed

Greggs workers serve shitty osij roles to largely disgusting members of society all day, no one's expecting you to be sincere in your attitude

some bad lad is ordering tim just eat's to his flat

it's normie teenager dickheads from /brit/ doing that shite

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I blame /asp/ because it's a meme there

this is incredibly cruel lads

>hussian

Retard couldn't even spell his name right

I'm definitely a neetaboo, but I usually only work three nightshifts a week so I get four days of "honorary neetdom"

>haha le funny picture you don't understand
where's the joke