Need.. a job... (that's not fast food/retail or warehouse labour trash)

Need.. a job... (that's not fast food/retail or warehouse labour trash)

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>Learn entry level C# in few months.
>Get a shitty job with relatively high pay since you can now understand the basics
>Lurk online and let others solve your problems
>Eventually actually learn to program yourself
>Hop jobs
>End up doing something decent

kek I completed first year computer science, normies won't hire me until i start co-op next year. I need a job in the meantime

what type of job can you get with shallow understanding of c#?
fuck if it was that easy i wouldnt be in uni right now

also not OP

whats co-op?

extra message incase unoriginal

>Spend age 16-18 staying up until 4 in the morning playing Warcraft
>graduate HS with C average
>sit on ass at mom's house for the next 5 years spanking it into a latex vagina
>GIVE ME A GOOD JOB!

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you replace a study term with a work term.

uhh please respond?

Work in a game company that doesn't require much more than basic understanding, but rather uses their own engine and uses C# and Lua as an accessory for example.

You'll learn more anyway if you do something else than Uni.

kek where do you find these jobs? I know lua from modding

how did you find your job?
any more recommendations?

>That feel when there's not even fast food, retail or warehouse labour work where you live
I want to fucking die. My parents even bullied me into walking into a recycling plant and shaking the manager's hand and saying I wanted a job... twice. At the same recycling plant. Within a week.

I didn't get a job.

lol they made me do that meme too
i actually got some jobs after like 999 attempts
they were all dog shit jobs that paid less than the legal minimum and treated me like complete dog shit. none of them lasted more than a month

there's always temp agencies that guarantee you a job. they just give you a shitty job though. I wish temp agencies gave me an office job like data entry

Temp agencies here are basically entirely for foreigners and legitimately retarded weirdos. I signed up with a job agency and they just dicked me around trying to get me on welfare for six months before dropping me.

I tried this and now I have a shitty minimum pay programming job because I lack a lot of knowledge and work slow.
It's okay, at least I'm not neet but after a year or so I'll definitely look for something else.

Programming is fun but as a job it's kinda awful to be honest. It's not like I can do anything else so I'll just have to stick with it.

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why would they try to put you on welfare?

how did you get it? fdsfds

The agency I went with got paid for finding people jobs or having them on welfare. Long story.

Have autism.

Not even joking

what process did you go through to get a job for having autism? job agency/provider?

i knew they got paid for finding people jobs
didnt know about the welfare thing. interesting
what country are you in?

also scary demon trips

I plan to create shitty porn games till I can figure out what I actually want to do with my life, its like selling my soul to the devil only its to nasty furry daddies

i need to know right now in greater detail right now NOW AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

>be a fembot
>get dolled up occasionally
>do modeling gigs on the side
>be a NEET when im idle

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Some kinda agency helped me.
I did have to learn myself a lot in hyperspeed, they arranged an application and after the meeting I got an internship for six months followed by another six months in bureacratic limbo because shit's all fucked up (at least I could continue working and learning) and now I finally have a job at the same place.
Though the government still covers part of my loan because I'm just that slow and I can't handle pressure very well but quality-wise I'm doing good, so fortunately I could stick with the company. I plan on doing this for at least a year and then see how well I'm doing and maybe look for a different place.

I'm still far from independent which sucks but I have to hang in there.

was it an agency for literal autisms?

Not just autism, generally all mental disabilities.
And of course, if you are diagnosed on the autism spectrum people immediately think you are a computer wizard.
Which helps but it can also be a burden when they find out you aren't that amazing and you also need to learn things first.

I just wish I started programming sooner.

yeah fuck i dont tell people i'm a retard because any benefits of it are short lived unless you pretend to be a full blown retard to your whole life on super eazy mode.

to live your whole life on super eazy mode*

Look I'd rather be a normal guy too but I was NEET for three years and something had to change so the first I ended up with a psychiatrist and not because I wanted to 'pretend to be a full blown retard' but because things needed to change and obviously my problems reached for than just me not having a job.

doesnt the whole normies subliminally thinking you're inferior retard thing bother you?

I don't really walk around with a tag say 'patience, I have autism'.
My colleagues know about it but many others do not but even then, I know myself better than they do, if people look at me a certain way, that's fine but mostly a result of my own behaviour.
I can't go around pretending to be a normie either, that's even more draining.

I didn't choose to be this way, I have to learn to live with it and if you care too much about what everyone could potentially think about you, life will get really tiresome, don't do that.

i dunno for some reason i'm really insecure about normies knowing im different. i'm much more comfortable with them thinking theres probably something wrong with me, but they cant put their finger on it.
fuck how did i set myself up with this kind of complex. should have just accepted the retard life a long time ago.

user, just stop calling yourself a retard.
If you are really struggling with life, sometimes it's better to accept help. Plus accepting the problem can make it easier to reach a solution, accepting that something is wrong with you can help you overcome your shortcomings.