If you don't eat eggs you're never gonna make it, plain and simple. Eggs have literally the best vitamin and mineral profile out of any food on the planet. If you are deficient in any mineral, I guarantee if you eat more eggs you'll become healthy.
If you don't like the taste of them (understandable) make them into an omelette. Drown the taste out with sweet peppers, mushrooms, cheese, and hot sauce.
If you're still too much of a pussy to not enjoy omelettes, make pancakes. >2 eggs >Beat them >3 heaping Tbs (about 1/2 cup) Greek yogurt >TBS maple syrup or honey >Stir this all around until yogurt clumps are gone >2 TBS almond flour >2 TBS rolled oats, grind them into flour with blender >2 TBS ground cinnamon >1/2 tsp baking powder >Mix >Fry in pan with coconut oil >Sautee cup of blueberries in another pot for topping >Down with glass of whole milk >≈60g carbs, ≈30g fat, ≈37g protein If you can't stomach this either then you might as well kill yourself.
You're not wrong tho. Eggs are an important component to build the healthy ethnostate.
Samuel Jenkins
I start off every day by beating my two eggs
Evan Butler
2 boiled eggs in the morning
Jacob Thompson
The oldest lady to ever live ate 2 eggs per day. They have everything a man needs to produce testosterone (zinc, magnesium, sat fats, cholesterol, vit a, vit D, iodine, and so much more). So many health problems would be solved if people ate more eggs. The Jew once told us to not eat eggs because they know how good they are for us, they try to scare us with muh bad cholesterol. With insufficient dietary cholesterol, your liver gets overworked to produce some, and it will begin to fail at other important functions like metabolising estrogen. Low dietary cholesterol is a reason for the 5oyboy epidemic
Juan Jones
>2 TBS cinnamon
Jace Carter
True facts. There is no such thing as high testosterone if you are eating low cholesterol.
Penetrating the dog isn't legal. You're power bottom? I bet taking the knot feels neat.
Ayden Sanchez
This is /polo/ now...
Owen Fisher
>tfw live on a chicken farm so eat 7 eggs for each breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It's true about the health dude I'm in the best shape ever.
James Morgan
Why this post is on Jow Forums? This is no funny! It's a normie post!
Ryder Cook
I remember this one youtube video I found on Jow Forums some years back where a fellow ate nothing but eggs for a month and monitored his cholesterol levels throughout. They wound up going up very slightly toward the end, but mainly he just felt like ass and wanted nothing more than to eat vegetables and all kinds of other stuff again, which probably would be to blame for any ill health effects vs. having a high-egg diet
Dominic Watson
eggs, dairy in general, is the last stand of implicit whiteness.
Luis Wilson
tonight i made and ate an omelette with cottage cheese. this is good food to recommend.
Gabriel Turner
Good thread op
Nathaniel Howard
kek..
fetus eaters
your lot will be chugging aborted human fetuses soon enough. mmm.. so many vitameins
Easton Young
I too have learned the power of the eggs. Truly a food of the gods.
Cameron Thompson
We generally don't eat fertilized eggs.
Carter Brown
Wait who the fuck doesn't eat egg? Is this a real thing? I can't start my day without consuming at least 3 large eggs.
Noah Taylor
And the inside of an egg always reminds you of what the gene pool will someday be.
Jose King
Ayayay lmao
Thomas Reed
Now I may start eating them again. Only the most cruelty-free of course. I really love amnimals
Gabriel Wood
feed her eggs.
Jaxon Garcia
Take your meme flag off and be the MURICAN we know you are.
Eli Young
>Fucking milk In what circumstance, would a wild animal ever get the chance to drink milk, if they weren't a baby mammal? It's the exact same with humans. A normal human (i.e. Pre-agriculture) would never get a single drop of milk in his life after the age of around 2 or 3. Eggs I can understand, animals eat eggs all the time, but milk? It just conditions people to become effeminate man children.
Help. I beat my eggs and now they're all sticky and the bits of shells are cut and lodged into my fingers. Also my oats are unrolled and my almond flour isn't activated. is that OK? I can't grow coconut oil here.
Under what chance would a wild animal ever BBQ a steak just right or brew some beer to go with it? IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE MAN
Aiden Morales
>not having a rooster to replenish your chickens like God intended when they get older and lay less eggs Worst case scenario, you're a day or two slow on collection and a little chicken heart develops. Won't even notice it when scrambled.
Grayson Morales
Some smartass a few streets down from me got a cock once. Glad he was a few streets down. That would be annoying to live right next to. It's on par with having a barking dog.
Anthony Martin
Today OP was not a faggot.
Wyatt Parker
I like eggs, but never omlets. How fucked am I OP?
Anthony Bailey
You're fine. The thing with eggs is that they are so versatile that there are endless ways to use them, right down to being as simple as frying or boiling and they still come out good.
Thomas Carter
they actually have collars you can put on your roosters to quiet them the fuck down. My rooster is weird though. He crows fairly quietly as far as roosters go, but he does it at any given hour of the day. Usually before (but not at) sunrise, and not at sunset. 1PM though? 1AM though? Sure. It's 20 yards away from me and hasn't bothered me once though.
Matthew Edwards
Kind of surprised the city didn't tell him it had to go. I don't know if there's an ordinance against them here or not, but you'd think some bitchy neighbor or other would raise hell.
Pretty cool though that he was apparently keeping chickens. I hear keeping hens at least has been on the rise among us cityfolk.
Jonathan Thompson
Please explain video immediately.
David Howard
yeah, it really depends on the city. some cities don't give a fuck, other cities don't want you raising fowl within city limits. Some insist on no roosters, some don't want any birds at all. Good on you not reporting the guy down the street. Only bad experience with neighbor's birds I've had to date was a neighbor who kept a few ducks but let them wander freely. things would wander around the neighborhood but shit in my driveway and garage with relative impunity. I legitimately contemplated buying a drake for the sole purpose of having it rape the shit out of those ducks if they made an approach. At least a hawk got one of them.
