Ideal girlfriend:

>Isn't fat
>Doesn't has any piercings/tattoos
>Doesn't has a problem with my foot fetish
>Doesn't bully me for responding to LARP threads like this one

>loves me
>understands me
That's my ideal at this point.
>not black
>not batshit insane
>not a typical hypersocial roastie who's going to cheat 10 times a day
Those are merely bonuses. I know they're impossible criteria.
>lives close enough that we can actually meet
That alone is literally impossible so I don't even entertain the concept that it could be a thing.

If we're going for ideal rather than basic standards then mine would be:
>white
>petite (smol and thin)
>cute voice
>smart (Preferably also studying something with mathematics)
>clingy
>nice
>curly hair
>Wants lots of kids
>won't ghost me
>Not a leftist

>>not batshit insane
>>not a typical hypersocial roastie who's going to cheat 10 times a day
It's honestly fucked that these are impossible criteria.

Post your discord and be my girlfriend. We can improve together and then you can come over.

be pic related
simple really

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I am pretty sure I wont meet most of your basic standards, I have piercings and am not white. The only thing I have in common with muffy is that I am into the gothic subculture. I also have fat thighs/butt/hips and a bony as all hell torso so I look completely disproportionate.

all you have to do is have a discord and you'll get a ton of dudes from this tears exchanging forum alone

Are you a literal landwhale? If you're any thinner than a literal landwhale then you pass.
Are you black? If not then you pass.
How many sex partners have you had, including handjobs and blowjobs? If less than 3 then you pass.
If you pass all three then please be my gf.

I will accept your butt as long as you are not black.

All I look for
>not obese
>loyal
>loves to cuddle all the time
>female
>likes me

Trust me. You can be below average and still get someone.

Just post on /soc/ and see. In my more whore like days I had a low key mini following and I am a fatty.

being either kelly or a fellow kellyposter

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Why does Kelly look like she has a runny nose 24/7?

>cute
>enjoys games generally, not just vidya but chess or Go or whatever. Just enjoys studying complex games
>has a sense of purpose, i.e. has the desire to form goals and work to them.
>smart
>10 y/o
>female or fe(male), just needs to follow rule 1
>not very sexual, but enjoys hugs and the like
>actually likes me

kewi was born with a rare condition called runnynoseitis and the only cure is reposting her pictures and calling her cute! please help a kewi out

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I dont think making things like discord are for me
I work out a ton, so no. My body shape is just shit. I am not black. I have had 0 sex partners and 0 boyfriends.
I am not black.
Really? How did you have a following?

Hi fellow gotard. Why don't we start a robot go discord channel or something? Non-gofags are too inferior to mingle among us.

I posted on the chubby girl threads. I only did it for a short time and moved on talking to people just on KiK.

Email me then. Also what means of communication do you prefer and when can we meet?

>10 y/o
Fucking gross

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And here's my temp email so you can actually email me.
[email protected]

You can't replace Muffy in my heart but you can still try to be my cute Gothic gf.

Big, muscular, hairy, and has a penis.

I'm not much of a go-tard yet, just getting into it, but it seems to have an interesting complexity to it. Posting a discord here for people to meet on pandanet would be cool. I'd probably join after a time if you kept posting it; since i don't want people seeing the original post and associating it with me. Probably would have to sodoku.

no u

Minimum
>girl (female)
>a decent person
>honest
>monogamous
>mentally stable
>5/10 face, maybe 4
>a little overweight
>not a dwarf or extremely tall
Hell, I'd probably excuse one of these just so I could be with a woman

Ideal
>the minimum or better
>assertive/dominant type
>somewhere around 5'8, preferably taller
>sometimes teases me for being weird
>semi-fit

If you meet the minimum I'm interested.

I'll pretend I'm not talking to a homosexual.

>be good person, easy to get along with

>be loyal

Oh sweet, I hope it helped with your self confidence.
I am going to go on a run. If the thread is still up, I might leave a contact, dunno.

What race are you? Also how old?

just go find some other gays shit the gay dating scene is really smooth and easy

Here's the deal.
I have a mission, and my life is about my mission, and if you want to be a part of it, then your life is about my mission, too, to the complete exclusion of everything else. I have sacrificed tremendously for what I believe in, because it's important, which means it's sure as hell more important than your little headache or your "need" to "find yourself" or sleep in or whatever bullshit. I am not some disposable variable filling a role in whatever stupid princess fantasy you want to live out, and my job is not to make you feel perfectly comfortable and special and pretty and desirable all the time. My life is the main attraction here, you're the one hopping on-board, and it's your duty to support me unquestioningly in everything I ask for, every single time, should if you decide you want in. Also, must realize that the words "always" and "never" are not synonymous with "almost always" or "just once."
My ideal is a woman who understands that, and if it's an impossible ideal, then get the hell out of my way.

Consider ogs over pandanet. It's the more popular one right now. Rip kgs though it was the best by far. Enjoy the game, it is incredible and its philosophical learnings are enlightening and widely applicable.

One that can accept me for who i am. Can you really do that larper?

>Intelligent
>Loyal
>Has hobbies of her own
>Doesn't do drugs
>Likes both to stay indoors and to spend the day out
>Wants kids now or someday
>Either a switch or a dom
>Either curvy (the old definition of curvy, not the new one) or fit
>Not too small
>Skin pale or middle eastern tone
>White or at least caucasian
>Somewhat cold in public but very affectionate in private
>Knows how to dress
>Wants to travel but not for what most women do
>Bonus for light colored eyes

This is ideal, not what I ever expect to find though.

My ideal girlfriend is LITERALLY you.

The same dude on r9k three hours later

>tfw no gf
>fuck roasties why are they so entitled

Stop making these threads Kevin

ideal girl huh?
>innie vag
>not a whale

I did OGS for a while. I know its supposed to be more popular but whenever i played it was maybe 5-6 people accepting challenges. Went onto pandanet and there was a game whenever i want. I'll give it another go, though. I like the style of the game, since there seems to be less memorization of lines like chess has and more synthesis of familiar patterns.

Kinda prefer chess, but Go seems like such an incredibly deep game.

>not wanting a whale

Fag.

So what I am learning from this thread, is that to get a bf I need to stop being a fatty. Got it.

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SeeAnd then reassess.

>tfw no gf
I've dropped girls for being a drag holding me back before. And whores can whore it up for all I care. Fuck 'em.

You can't.
Nobody can.
Just end me. I had a good run, I guess.

henlo user kelly is my favorite waifu

Any "fat" girls still here?

Thin
Redhead
Intelligent
Loyal
Can play on a musical instrument so we could perform in a duo
Fairly decent face
Enjoys nerd/weeb stuff
Is overall a nice person to be around
Speaks in monotone voice
Physically stable
Can be dominant if needed

You can be a fatty you just have to accept the fact that you're not going to get chad. You don't want anyone here, so why even make this thread.
I personally just want a homely fembot gf to take care of who will love me and won't leave me. Hug and cuddle, watch movies together, that's all. I don't care if someone is fat or ugly or whatever. But I can't talk to women so I'm not ever going to get a gf.

Just don't be obese, fat is fine

>big titties
>fat ass
>can suck a mean dick
That's literally it

>Not black
>Not thin or fat
>Mostly chill
>Takes care of herself
>Loves me (important)
>Good face
>Enjoys staying in or going out

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Obese is fine too.

I am not het but I would be loyal. Could you tell me something about yourself?

I don't think a normal "Chad" and I would have much in common.

And that sounds super sweet. It seems like you have good intentions and shouldn't give up hope :)

How would you rate yourself on a 1-10 scale?

even if you could meet my criteria I could not meet yours and I would still not date you.

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Probably a 0
I'm good for nothing

>likes me
>won't cheat on me

Any women fit that??

Your appearance. How would you rate your face and body? Could you describe it?

Attractive, great hair, blue eyes, white, good job, own my own house, own my truck, retirement account, mostly normal.

>same level of attractiveness
>introvert
>same ish height
>occasionaly plays vidya
>occasionaly watches anime
>really kinky
>open minded
>loves cryptocurrencies

You sound like a normie, we wouldn't get along, eh. But why do you own a truck?

Impossible standard these days.

I think you'd be surprised. I hate truly normal people, but I'm definitely not a robot by the new standard. It's just my vehicle. I had wanted one for a while and decided to get one when my car cost too much to repair

How many times have you had sex and when are you getting the fuck off my board normalfag?

I understand that, I've owned a car once, and the cost of repairs would rise so much each time it ended up costing more than buying another used car. How do you drive your truck? Isn't finding a parking lot troublesome? Is it an actual truck or just a bigger car?
Are you a virgin?

Well into the hundreds. I'm never leaving. I've probably been here longer than you, my friend.

Why the quotations?

I don't want it seem like I'm using it as a negative term. I'm asking about any girl overweight. I'm into that.

There's a difference between ideal and what I'm willing to go for

>Lets me play with her feet
Everything else is negotiable.

>race doesn't matter to me, but prefer lighter skin
>don't be overly needy while i'm at work
>be supportive and encouraging of my work
>cuddle with me
>live in my house with me
>come up with cool things for us to do on weekends
>be willing to have a family with me someday
>talk to me about stuff
>don't be morbidly obese and be willing to go to the gym with me a few times a week
>hold my hand

I'm not super demanding I don't think.

Lol it isn't any different than driving a car. It's just slightly bigger. I have no issues parking at all, not even parallel parking. It's not a mega truck. It's an F150 with the mini doors for the back seat.

>well into the hundreds
Woah, this is disgusting. I would never be able to touch you.

I'm east asian
Black hair, brown eyes
A little out of shape, but certainly not obese.

My apologies. I'm not a virgin

It's only between 2 girls.

>Not properly maintaining you car
>Waiting until something breaks and then complaining about how it's so expensive to keep it running

Also
>Is it an actual truck or just a bigger car?
Do your parents know you're retarded?

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It was an old shitty car that was only a temporary vehicle. I take care of my truck and do most of the work on it myself.

Sorry user, I can't be with someone who is a whore, that is my personal problem. But I wish you luck.

I don't care that you're not a virgin so long as you don't care that I'm not a virgin, I'm , just a humble cyborg doing his best.

Lol 2 girls makes me a whore?

There are a lot more important things than not being a virgin.

Basically just be dominant (both sadistic and gentle) and at least try out indulging my kinks, as I would try to accommodate yours
I'd prefer not be obese but honestly if your personality is good enough that probably wouldnt even matter
Also doesnt want kids
Yandere personality type is a huge plus

i know, it doesn't matter to me either way. More important is the ability to agree on stuff to do, both in little things like what to have for dinner, and in big things like "should we move" or "are we ready to have kids"

I got this car for 650 dollars user, it wasn't in the best condition to begin with. I have tried to maintain it, and I only used it when it was necessary, but something would fuck up all the time. Do you have any tips for maintaining a car better?
>Do your parents know you're retarded?
Of course.

Lol you're talking to a guy. You know this, right?

oh but I also miscounted the replies and it seems that you're the guy in that topic and not the gril.

my apologies

>650 dollars
you get what you pay for.

All is well, my friend. M-maybe I c-could be your g-girlf-friend just for tonight?

9 years old with the mind of a 9 year old. She needs to be groomable as well.

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