Gym stories

Some hilarious shit went down today.

>chest day
>decide to obliterate bench today, doing a big pyramid set
>grab some dumbbells towards my ending sets, hitting some tricep kickbacks
>lay back down on bench, jamming out, looking up at ceiling
>close eyes for one second, open them
>a literal autistic qt3.14 is standing over me talking looking at me like the dentists daughter from finding Nemo
>take one ear bud out, “hi there”
>she begins stuttering trying to get out this question, “is is is o o okay if I snag your dumbbells for a second”
>me still laying down looking at this silly broad upside down, “sure, they’re too heavy for me anyway”
>ear bud back in, begin pressing as she continues to try to talk to me kek
>sit up, this bitch is standing right in front of me
>”I brought your dumbbells back”
>”thanks you can set them down right there”
>she does and walks off
>bout to hit my last set, lean back close eyes
>beat drops, go time. It’s this bitch again standing right over me
>actually annoyed unrack weights, go to cables to finish.
>on my way out of the gym I turn around to hold the door open
>it’s Nemo girl, quickly turn away and let door go
>run to my car

Literally scared to go back tomorow

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>Didn't flirt with aut qt3.14

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exactly. leave it to a Game of Turds fan to be this retarded.

you forgot to post anything hilarious so heres a pic of you

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>he didn't flirt with her
You gay or something son?

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fake and gay
is this how weeaboos think girls act when they flirt?

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>Some hilarious shit went down today.
>Op was being a faggot

>changing room is empty
>go to showers
>they're empty too
>there is a glass sauna door in the showers
>it was completely dark in sauna so door was almost like mirror
>start rubbing myself with shampoo and flexing in front of the glass door
>continue for like 5 minutes
>some one inside sauna coughs and I notice some movements in the corner
>run out of there

That was embarrassing

Typical autist on fit.
This is why you deserve you head beat in.

*SNAP*

>finish routine in glorious home gym
>load rice cooker with brown rice and tilapia for gains
>forgot to start it before I got in the shower
>now stuck in hell while I wait for it to cook

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