How does Jow Forums deal with women who are batshit insane...

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kek

>ill let you do everything you ever wanted
this is your chance to get back at her

make her do every depraved sexual fantasy you have ever had for the next week then ghost her anyways

no because then she'll turn the tables around on you. She'll turn it into YOU'RE taking advantage of her. In her mind she already apologized she's free and clear because you agreed and now gave her a request for her to do but in her mind YOU ALREADY ACCEPTED THE APOLOGY.

The only way this works is if you take her back, use her for sex but never have anymore feelings for her other than sex.

Literally ghost and ignore, there is nothing else you can do that will simultaneously do so much good for you and so much damage to her.

>How does Jow Forums deal with women who are batshit insane?

they are all crazy

some are just better at hiding it

here are some time-tested phrases that will bail you out of some tight spots

>i'm receptive to your feelings
say this when you're getting read the riot act for being "insensitive" and then follow up with some light validation as if you were a father trying to connect with his daughter

>hmm...tonight is not the night
say this when she's acting up, but don't do it with a hint of emotion, and have a clear exit after you say it because you need to go away in silence afterward

>you always do x when you're angry...it's adorable
point out something funny about her and do it with a shit-eating grin, and you'll ease the tension when she starts arguing about something stupid, but don't do this if she's legitimately pissed off at you for sticking your dick in another hole or something to that degree

>you're wonderful. i loved every minute of our time together, and i hope that you'll share your life with a man who treats you like the incredibly special woman that you are
say this with genuine sincerity and warmth when you want to break up with a crazy bitch but fear retaliation or a messy aftermath

good luck, bros

you sound like you eat condoms

This is not a good idea.

> Easy ammunition to screenshot and send to everyone as proof of how you totally had it coming.
>trying to 'win' or get even with a cheater is low value male behavior and a waste of time.
>in the astronomical likelihood she delivers, you're now stuck with an emotionally unstable, disloyal person. An entire harem of 10/10's is not worth that kind of trouble.

stay classy, bro

do ironman numbers and not even care

Indifference is the worst punishment you can give to a woman.

dadadadao

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Do this, but make sure to tell her that in person (ie, no proof). Otherwise this might happen.

spbp

This. But unironically.

For the love of god do not follow this guy's advice. It's nothing but some PUA in his wild fantasies

you got any pics of her?
relevant on how to deal with her

Ever watch It’s Always Sunny? Separate Entirely

the best way is to just move on with your life and cut all contact.

If you're concerned with getting one over on them, guaranteed this way they'll be doing the 'what if' olympics in their head for months.

Post pics you dickweed.

Ignore
Find a woman who takes responsibility, is a grown up and loves you
?????
Profit

>be me
>casually seeing girl, hang out all the time and fuck
>never ask her out because I’m trying to feel it out first and make sure she’s gf material
>towards the end she kept asking me if I’m ever gonna ask her out
>this whole thing went on for like two months
>then she stopped seeing me and went back to her ex because she felt bad for how she treated him or something
Now she wants me back and says she realized she really likes me etc etc. I kind want to take her back but here’s the thing
>turns out towards the beginning of our “relationship” she fucked another guy
>don’t know how to feel about this since I’d only known her for like 3 weeks and although we hung out a lot she wasn’t my girlfriend
If I take her back am I a cuck?

If she was asking you to make it more exclusive and you were hedging, you can't blame her for fucking someone else.

This
The fuck did I even read

You're a fucking retard.
Did you tell her not to do anything with other people while you were "testing" things out with her? If you didn't, then again, you're a fucking retard and she had every right to fuck someone else. If you did tell her, then she's a whore and you're better of.

>John, I'm pregnant.
>you're wonderful. i loved every minute of our time together, and i hope that you'll share your life with a man who treats you like the incredibly special woman that you are

>towards the end
>towards the beginning
I sure can.

I didn’t tell her that but I expected her not to fuck anyone else considering how much we would hang out

Fucking astronomical kek

Block instead of making screencaps for /reddit/.

I deal with them by being incel. Can't have relationship problems if you're too ugly for a woman to be attracted to you.

If you somehow can't just totally blank her and pretend she doesn't exist then demand something absolutely outrageous. If she agrees to it and does it, ditch her after. If she doesn't, say goodbye.

NEVER GET BACK WITH A CHEAT.

No, bitch is crazy, do not want. Ditch her and go bang 5 chicks. Otherwise you're implicitly condoning cheating

yeah there's legit so many other girls out there user. Your pride is worth more than literally one girl. I started dating a girl that hooked up with her ex when we were still in the early stages of "seeing" each other and surprise surprise, she cheated on me when we were dating. Go out and find a half decent one lad. Safe travels x

why dont you post the entire thing?

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You cant enjoy the perks of a relationship while at the same time not taking on the responsibilities of one. You cant have your cake AND eat it you retard

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Why do I love this reply so much?

I don't know you, but you're retarded

You're gonna get two types of replies here. Betas will say she did nothing wrong and you should forgive her and it's your fault for not clarifying that you wanted to be exclusive. Alphas will say just find another girl.

I never understood this shitty "wisdom"
Of course I can have a cake and eat it, in fact I do so when I buy or make one.

Women are literally fucking insane. If youre with a girl and you don't think she is insane, it is because she hasn't let you see how insane she is yet.

One of my friends gfs cheated on him and he found out and fucked some girl. His gf admitted to cheating on him and he said he knew so did it to her and she went fucking ballistic at him for cheating. She was adamant that he was the cunt in all of this and that she was the angel. Her cheating was justifies because of muh issues and his was just plain old adultery and deceit. It was glorious to watch

youre a sadcunt

You really aren't the smartest. Once you eat your cake, you no longer have it anymore.

Leave a few polite messages saying it's over. Then ghost her. You don't want there to be anything negative from your side that she could screencap to use against you.

This

Fucking imbecile

>She starts begging after being a total cunt
Women

>How does Jow Forums deal with women who are batshit insane
I dunno man, I've never had a gf. I'm just a guy who lifts. The few women I've encountered that are batshit crazy I just cut off from my life before they do any serious harm.

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his dick must have made her addicted to him

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Jesus Christ. I'd just be like 'Bitch come and try it. After I shoot you in self defense I won't have to deal with your whore ass.'

Black Phillip show, watch it.

Could be my ex, except she also threaten to murder my parents and/or commit suicide
Fucking lunatic
How come some woman are sweet and nice for many years and then suddenly become like this out of nowhere? Makes me not want to date ever again.

>How does Jow Forums deal with women who are batshit insane?

By not talking to women.

so just dump her lol

Hiding their insanity takes its toll on them. Its like when you bottle up your feelings then finally let them go and shoot up your school.

>By women not talking to me
ftfy

LOL, love how she insults his patrician taste in traps. Why do women always go for the
>wow you're dating a trap
>you must be gay
meme?

Clearly I'm happy and you're single.

Did he get the order ?

is women are still attracted to you, you're too small. fucking twinks

I have plenty of other girls as options but I really like this one though
How

>How does Jow Forums deal with women who are batshit insane?
You don't. If you do, you suffer from mental illness as well. Go see someone before it's too late and you ruin your life and possibly your future children's lives.

"past few years..." fucking hell man get your shit together and ghost her from your life.

So is OP actually fucking a tranny?

Now it's premeditated.

>tfw no crazy obsessive gf

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yup.. like a true Jow Forumsizen

I really liked my ex too in fact i still feel love for her but i still cut it. Sometimes you gotta go with your pride.

No u

Most certainly and unequivocally this

This song has been out for half a century and people still haven't learned

youtu.be/Qh9ZZgDqzAg

some chick was actually telling my mate she moved away from me cos i made her "feel too small" lol but later on in the night we were chill

A considered withdrawal.
Your end result should be to cut of all contact. Conversing with crazies can only bring you down and, if anything, will draw you further into the drama.
However, it is not as simple as deleting routes of contact and ignoring them.
Think about any people/places tgat will remain in common. Do you have mutual friends? Is a family member entwined in that shit? Gods forbid your work/school is shared.
Women tend to attack socially, men physically. When extricating yourself from a crazy, think of the routes of character assassination, especially from mutual friends etc. Be ready to counter accusations they have made quickly or you may becone the enemy in a shared circle.

>tfw the crazy girl is a good friend
She confessed to liking me then ghosted me for 2 weeks after we went on a date. Then she begs for forgiveness and explains she just got scared. Then she ghosts me after another 2 dates. Then she begs forgiveness and explains she got scared again but she was over me now. Then a month later she confessed her feelings are back and stronger than before and she really really wants to try this. Then she says no when I ask her out. Now she's slowly cutting me from her life and thinks I don't realise it.

Insecurity is so fucking destructive. She's good at texting her feelings but can't act on them for shit because she's so insecure and I'm gonna lose a friend cuz of it.

How the fuck do you handle insecure women?

Lying on the internet, especially on a gay anime muscle forum, to appear to be a raging heterosexual

You were just there to fill the void when she didn't have other cocks to suck. Sorry to break this to you bro, move on

Stay away from her, its a desaster waiting to happen. No matter how hot she is and how horny you are

either lock her up permanently with marriage and kids, this will give her a massive bedrock of safety to kill any remaining insecurities.

if that is not an option for you, hard ignore.
with these girls it is all or nothing, anything in between will make them blow up and ruin things eventually.

Except she did. She had at least three other guys constantly pining for her, including her ex. She deliberately went out of her way to confess feelings for me despite having zero evidence that I was even interested beyond friendship. I want actual advice, not TRP/PUA platitudes.

Yeah, unfortunately this is seeming to be the way it's going to go. Always shitty to lose a friend.

Why are you letting her string you along, retard?

Tell her it's on or off, you're letting her walk all over you and she will absolutely take advantage of that.

>dumps the roastie whore for a qt trap bf

Top lel

sorry
some guy was actually telling my mate he moved away from me cos i made him "feel too small" lol but later on in the night we had sex

It's already off. I've made that decision already. We obviously aren't compatible romantically, no matter how great the dates were, if she behaves like this. I'm only concerned about losing a friend at this point. I've never been on the other side of the unreciprocated feelings thing and I sympathise with women a lot more now.

>good friends with a guy
>very close, but never intimate even though DO WANT
>tell him i'm really into him
>he says the same
>later he says he likes me as just a friend

fuckkkk. it feels bad to be emotionally invested because it seems the situation is reciprocal but turns out otherwise. such is life though

>tfw i just wanna cuddle in bed with someone and kiss their soft lips

are u a gay