Where my bois at?

I did 100 pullups on monday as part of the murph challenge thing and now I they're sore like a bitch, I don't know if I can gym today :^(

I'm super demoralized. 27 yr old living with dad. just started uni again and have no idea what i want to do with my life. I feel like everything i do is pointless and a waste of time. I feel guilty for letting my parents down. They're the only reason i don't commit harakiri.

Holy shit, I just started to Jow Forums and this is now me. Why tf do I have to eat ice cream god damnit? Why is it so damn hard to pack 2,000 calories into a day? I can't eat that much for Christ's sake, my stomach is physically not that big.

same but 22 and just gonna join the air force fug it

Go to the gym, pussy. Your soreness will go away once you're nice and warmed up anyway.

Confessed to my bro's gf that I'm a khv at 24 after she probed a bit. Like most people that find out, she was surprised, and asked if I wanted to grab lunch with her to talk about it. She's a very smart and kind person so I'll go talk to her, but this is already odd for me since I've literally never been in a 1 on 1 situation with a girl for a meal or anything ever, my feelings are confusing.

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This isn't Jow Forums but keep your head up. The only reason you're a disappointment, or you feel like one is because you're stagnant. If nothing else find some shitty job and move out into a shitty apartment. It's much easier to adopt a pattern of change if you're by yourself.
Don't join the Military unless you're only plan is to fuck over the U.S. government. If you really, REALLY want to join the military. Find a job that applies to civilian life, talk to your recruiter, make sure you get EVERYTHING in writing. They'll tell you everything you want to hear. Make sure they put it in the contract.

Hope you make it... I tried to join at 20 and was turned down.

Bro: meditate, limit your screen time, get out and spend some time in nature!!!

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

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Sleep is needed too. No point in cutting yourself short on it. Your body told you it needed sleep. You listened good job user
Source:4hours sleep yesterday. Will get 6 today. fuck 6 am work time.

Dude, hell yeah. Go to lunch with her. However, right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Promise yourself, that no matter what happens, no matter what she says, bros before hoes in every. single. situation. With that being said, fuck yeah. Women are the best wingmen, no contest.

No! Why are you waiting for opportunity to come to you?? Get the fuck out there bro, go make those opportunities! Remember: you can change, but to change means you ditch sitting waiting for opportunity to come to you.

>ultimate frisbee
play a real sport faggot

I push people away because of my shitty personality. A girl I went on a few dates with was really into me, and I just acted like a cunt because I was nervous and didn't know how to flirt. Obviously she distanced herself and she said she didn't think she felt the same way when I asked. She then ignored my existence and I removed her from social media. I really fucking miss her. Another was really into me too and we banged, but again I just acted cold and distant because I didn't wanna look needy and she too distanced herself. I want to fucking shoot myself for being so retarded I literally have no friends. I just lift, eat, and go to bed. My life blows and it's my fault

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It's a weird feeling when you realise nobody actually wants to talk to you, since you always initiate conversation, they take it for granted, and the second you stop, they forget about you.

What am I doing with my life

SIPBOIS STILL GOIN' STRONG
WHO SIPPIN WITH THEANINE IN THE MORNING?

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You're just depressed. You're looking for happiness in the wrong place user. Also, I guess some advice for your attitude. Act like you want them to be with you, stay the night, go out on dates etc. But don't act like you NEED it. That's the difference between being close and being needy. Let them know you enjoy their time and enjoy their company, but that you don't need it to function or have a good time. Women don't like to be babysitters, they don't want your attitude to hinge on them. Do your own thing, by happy because you get to hang out with them. Not because you had to.

You need to take a break from chicks, I was in the sam place as you.

Travel, work on yourself, grow as a human being, drop some acid.

We're all gonna make it, brah

Have a sip.

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>theanine
this guy gets it

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You can do it, bro. You’ve got those tough lessons behind you, you’re a wiser man. Don’t let your own ignorance to dating discourage you. You’re doing right by not over-investing, but from this limited snapshot you seem to be anxious about it all. Don’t stop yourself if you instinctually feel you have something with a girl. Your gut instincts are really a
primal part of your mind that understands basic human interaction so much better than your more recently developed abstracting mind. Good luck

You have your Bachelor's?

Yeah, I was going about it wrong when I wasn't trying to act needy. My mind would just go blank and I would act like a total cock and not even care what they were talking about. I would just sit there trying to think what to say and making it a very awkward experience.
I am taking a break. I head to fort knox for a month so that'll keep my mind off things. I'm just working on bulking and being happier about my image since I used to be a skinny socially inept retard.

Why do I always fall in love with every fucking girl that shows me attention?

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Aye, I still have to see the both of them almost daily on campus so my mistakes keep coming back to haunt me, but I did grow from it. The wisdom doesn't stop the crushing loneliness and regret however.

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Whoa there, it’s okay to look at your past self as lesser than new you, but how positive and kind are you being to new you? Do you think about the good things you’ve accomplished during your day?

sitting around content with my arms but hating my stomach

Hardships are a necessary step in making it, bois

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I don't really know if collectively wallowing in self-pity is a healthy thing to do, but fuck me, these threads are relatable

Hello fellow KY bro. If you have the time, try Song's Restaurant in Radcliff. It's close to Fort Knox and it's pretty good.

I try to, but for instance today a cute girl I see a few times at the gym was working out near me and I kept trying to convince myself she wasn't interested in me and was just trying to workout. I got really sweaty and just stared at the ground for a while. She stuck near me at the gym and I have no fuckin clue if she's mirin but I beat myself up so I don't get hurt. I don't know why I act this way. I'm happy that I got a good workout and hit my calories today but that's it. The only social contact I had was snapchat

I've been pretending to be someone else to function socially, that I can't remember how to truly be myself around others.

Worst part is that being disingenuous and manipulative works every fucking time

Because you are consistently lonely, and don’t share a human connection with anyone else? Go help some people in need at the local food kitchen, nursing home, of rehab clinic. It’s fulfilling to help :)

I'm actually going there for basic lol I'm the NE. I'll be back for advance camp in the future so I'll check it out after I graduate.

i mean you have to ask at some point which personality you wanna be, if this one is working for you and you can swallow it then do it but don't be surprised if it turns out bad later down the line.
not healthy for mind but feels nice sometimes to know someone else suffers like you
this

I used to be the exact same way. I worked by myself for 80 hours every other week. It was literally just me for 10 hours a day in a office. Because of that, I am completely content to sit somewhere in complete silence for literal hours, just thinking to myself. It caused a lot about the same thing. It's lame as fuck, but keep asking questions. It's the easiest way to kick start something. Plus since you asked the question, you'll be more inclined to listen. Also, don't think so much dumby. Remember, every person is a person. They're not expecting you to be perfect, so stop over thinking it and trying to tailor the perfect answer. Just answer like you would any other friend.

I’d say that’s smart of you to recognize a girl who’s potentially interested in you. Nice job on hitting calories, think that in your head. Gentle reminders of the good things you’ve done is key, acknowledge the bad mistakes but those as only mistakes, you’ll fix them soon. Good luck, bro. You’re gonna make it.

Yeah, I need to stop overthinking everything. Both girls I mentioned would always be the first people consistently to see my snap story first so it gave me some sliver of hope and it fucking destroyed me. When I do things like that I just feel pathetic and it ruins my mood. Some days I feel like God and can be quite social, but if I think about my past mistakes or fuck something up it can decimate my mood

>Couple weeks ago get crushing depression over failed oneitis
>Talked to two different friends asking if recovery was possible
>They said it was, but extremely difficult
>Planned on spending the summer improving myself with gym, boxing and reading
>Go to a party with some old friends
>Meet a girl
>We end up talking all night, and she gets me to talk about oneitis
>Convinces me to send a text immediately
>Try it
>Read 5/7/18
I'm angry lads. is it even worth trying to recover at this point?

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trips of truth. I will stop beating myself up senpai, thanks

FUCK them ALL, get shredded, destroy your enemies, ascend

If she didn't respond she doesn't care lad. It hurts but it is the truth

A lot of people who read this thread (and most of Jow Forums in general) need to stop being so negative towards themselves. Your negativity does not motivate you to move forward, rather negativity is a regression. Yes, negative feedback does work, but in small amounts. Have you tried training a dog through constant punishment? Fuck no! You remind that dog he’s a good fucking boy! Discipline when you know you fucked up, but drop the constant negativity following you through your day. I gurantee you’ll make progress towards a much happier life.

Crushed a bone in my left foot, got an appointment tomorrow. Wish me luck.

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>belittling a hobby someone enjoys
fuck off you socially inept mutant

Wished homie

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Sadbois here

Thanks man, it's appreciated.

yeah negitive teaching only really works on shitty kids who don't know whats right and wrong
if you know what your doing wrong then just remember that you wanna get better and this wasn't the right step
it's not the biggest deal

nah just move on and use it for motivation in the gym. Chicks have a shmorgishborg of cocks to choose from and if she's that disinterested in you there's absolutely no chance you will ever get her, unless you become a beta orbiter backup plan and I hope you have more pride than to cuck herself for her

How long will it take for the sadness to go away once you've made it?

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Should I accept the fact that I'll be alone most of the time? I have a group of friends but whenever I move into a different environment (sports teams, etc), I always end up on the outside of things

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not posting the Superior version

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you're right lads. It just feels bad getting rejected by the first person I ever felt strong feelings for. I'll still stick with my original plan of improvement

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>Sick for 2 weeks
Your fault at that point. You're resting/recovering wrong

>You know this is right but you still physically feel your brain working to still ensure you hate yourself

I was inspired by this one actually. I wanted to make my own with a more gradual escalation into sadness and had a briefer conclusion.

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oh well in that case good job user, not my cuppa tea (cause i love instant escalation) but yours fits your tastes
good job

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Thanks. I enjoy making stuff like this.

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yeah depressing but the only thing you can do is tell yourself other wise
you can do it user

u got this bro

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We all do that. Think of it more as a game. I don't even have Tinder on my phone any more. It got too easy after a while. You fucked up, so? That just means the next date you go on, you won't do that. I assume you're decently good looking, average at very worst. Don't stress about that shit. It's like every quiz in high school. Remember all the wrong answers? Of course you don't, because in a while it doesn't even matter. Just keep going on dates, treat it like a game and have fun. If nothing else, just keep doing stuff that makes you happy. You could stumble onto the girl of your dreams tomorrow. It's not likely as far as probability goes, but it's going to happen at some point in time. Just make sure you're somebody worth dating, and that is by being happy and being healthy.

Yeah you're right bro, time to make it. Thanks

>haven't lifted in 10+ months
>got a new girl
>unsure if i truly love her

this feeling is terrible
she's really cute, loving and overall a really nice girl
but since she brought up that she'll meet with my first big love ( they both were good friends years ago ) my mind's been going in circles

fml

doing what?

You used the wrong image, OP.
Too subtle.

Don't fuck over your friend. No matter how tempting, don't do it faggot.

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>tfw 2 for $4 deal and local supermarket today

sip on brehs

the first step has been made user, you acknowledge the problem, so that means you know what to fix. Remember, what you have will always matter more than what you want. You've got this bro.

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sips have too low caffeine in them, are some sips better then others? Or do I just buy 1 of these?

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>tfw no matter what I accomplish I still feel like the loser I was in high school

I cant belive i spend the majority of my day browsing this shitty forum

there are different recovery times for different illnesses you fuckwit

Thanks pals, I'm going right now. As to how it happened: I just fell in a fucked up way and my foot got smashed.

>Start new job after being a NEET for more than a year
>Going well there because it's easy and get paid well
>Never had much luck with previous jobs
>Out of nowhere, I lose 1 hour from 4/5 days that I work
>Only other person that had this happen to them was the guy who's unreliable and had a spotty track record since I've been there
>Everyone else's hours are fine
>I, myself have never been late, taken a day off, messed up much since I started or even gotten in trouble with my supervisor
>Today I was the only person in my section who shut up and actually focussed on getting their job done
>Do this because if I don't, my supervisor makes incredibly annoying "encouraging" comments that don't push me and others to work hard, but just annoy and take time away from actual work
>The other two people I work in my section messed around quite a lot and stopped working to talk to other people
>tfw not sure if I'm messing up in some way that warranted this, my supervisor/manager think I'm slow or if this literately means nothing and I'm actually fine because they haven't said anything
>Due to low self esteem, I fear that much worse is coming

Is it possible that they're taking me focussing on my work as "aggressive" or "hostile" because I won't chat about stupid things (and all they talk about is fucking pointless crap)? Is it possible that my manager/supervisor think I have a bad attitude because I'm not constantly talking and trying to be everyone's friend?

i thought that was her twin for a moment

Got asked to take on more of a leadership role in a hospital volunteer program that deals with assisting patients being treated for neurological injuries/defects. I trained a new volunteer today and she told me I'm really good at being outgoing and relating to people. I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin and I kind of want to die. God has one hell of a sense of humor.

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>he still gets scared by loud groups of highschoolers

you could ask in a not-so-cringe way
>hey I was wondering why my hours were cut
>if there's something I could do better, I'd like to know about it so I can try to improve
or wait a bit to see if they return to normal
there are slow periods in some industries
customer service, for example
my hours were about to get cut before I left for college
I dunno what I'm talking about, though. I've been neet for like 4 years lmao

ho man
do people actually get scared of loud kids or are you projecting in the absolute funniest way possible?
I went to school with a bunch of Hispanics who were constantly loud and intrusive. Especially whenever something related to "their" (motherfuckers spent most of their lives in the US) culture came up. Maybe I'm desensitized but that's fucking ridiculous, to me.

you would be surprised by the amount of "delet this" i got with this post over the years