>look who finally came out of his cave hahaha!
Look who finally came out of his cave hahaha!
"Anyone want a snowcone?"
It's technically a cavern haha
>just jerked off 5 times
>completely out of energy
>face is read from rubbing cock
>only came down to see what food is there
Who else knows these feels?
Are...are they eating butter?
>tfw my family always called me
"Elvira: Mistress of the Dark" because I only came downstairs in the evening to get dinner
>woahh why are your eyes red?
>"guys.... look what i found on user's computer"
can you please provide me with a way to contact your parents so i can ask for their permission to ask for your hand in marriage?
>thousands of pictures of christian bale
>"no, the folder next to that."
Bloatlord folder
I wouldn't marry a man who's only standard for marriage is "only come out of the room to eat dinner".
Once you found yourself a prettier girl who only comes out of her room to eat dinner you would leave me in a blink of an eye.
He is my idol. I would let him touch my peepee no homo
Look who stopped beating his wife long enough for her to make an appearance, Greg.
No because even though I'm a pos neet I don't live my life like a dog locked inside all day.
>bloatlord folder
based
>THATS IT, ENOUGH
>"HEY-HEY! user, come watch the world cup with us!"
What do you do instead as a neet?
I'd fuck the shit out of that mommy second from the left.
Good thing I have password on my pc.