Look who finally came out of his cave hahaha!

>look who finally came out of his cave hahaha!

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"Anyone want a snowcone?"

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It's technically a cavern haha

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>just jerked off 5 times
>completely out of energy
>face is read from rubbing cock
>only came down to see what food is there

Who else knows these feels?

Are...are they eating butter?

>tfw my family always called me
"Elvira: Mistress of the Dark" because I only came downstairs in the evening to get dinner

>woahh why are your eyes red?

>"guys.... look what i found on user's computer"

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can you please provide me with a way to contact your parents so i can ask for their permission to ask for your hand in marriage?

>thousands of pictures of christian bale

>"no, the folder next to that."

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Bloatlord folder

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I wouldn't marry a man who's only standard for marriage is "only come out of the room to eat dinner".
Once you found yourself a prettier girl who only comes out of her room to eat dinner you would leave me in a blink of an eye.

He is my idol. I would let him touch my peepee no homo

Look who stopped beating his wife long enough for her to make an appearance, Greg.

No because even though I'm a pos neet I don't live my life like a dog locked inside all day.

>bloatlord folder
based

>THATS IT, ENOUGH

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>"HEY-HEY! user, come watch the world cup with us!"

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What do you do instead as a neet?

I'd fuck the shit out of that mommy second from the left.

Good thing I have password on my pc.