Feel like shit

>feel like shit
>do 10 pull ups and 25 push ups
>drink pint of water
>suddenly feel okay

u guys should try this

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i doubt i can do a single pushup anymore. Been 6 years since I last exercised.

That does make me feel a little better for some reason

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there's a lot of really basic things robots can do to just generally feel physically better
>eat meals at regular times, away from the computer
>follow a sleep schedule
>drink water
>shower and brush teeth

>regular times
You do realize that real robots don't have consistent sleeping patterns? The only way I am getting out of bed on alarm clock after I have slept for 3 hours is if I am at gunpoint.
>meals
you meat healthy? so what, cook? this means shop too. this literally takes hour and a half of your day in waiting for it to be cooked and prepping and washing dishes and shit
>take a shower and wash teeth
there's another 30 minutes a day of my life that I will never get back
So that's literally 150 minutes a day, 2.5 hours, plus being underslept. how exactly will that make me feel good?

>being this dedicated to keeping yourself miserable
>projecting so hard because you can't understand anything i said
yikes, you deserve to be miserable

I didn't even mention how boring those 2.5 hours feel. which kinda makes them feel like 4 hours
add to the equation that I should get off the NEETbux and get a job and now I am literally a working drone who has 0 freedom and 0 free time
>feels good, right BUCKO!?

if you can get out of bed under 30 seconds then you can do 5 push ups minimum

alright, i'll be nice and point out how stupid you're being
first off, you can't count: an hour and a half + 30 minutes is 2 hours, not 2.5 hours, so since we've established you cannot do math you can throw out any notions you might have arising from that
>You do realize that real robots don't have consistent sleeping patterns?
why do you think i said
>follow a sleep schedule
>you meat healthy? so what, cook? this means shop too.
you could, but you don't have to. all i said was to eat meals at regular times, which means eating around the same times everyday. and, importantly, away from your computer, so that you stop associating sitting at your computer with eating food.
>there's another 30 minutes a day of my life that I will never get back
as opposed to the likely several hours you waste oversleeping every single day because you don't follow a sleep schedule. you don't seem to be complaining about that lost time, though, and oversleeping makes you feel worse while basic hygiene makes you feel better.
>add to the equation that I should get off the NEETbux and get a job
never said anything about that, why project so hard?
seriously, step back and think for a moment instead of giving a kneejerk dismissal that will only keep you miserable

Not true at all. Different muscles, leverage, they're completely different actions.