>Kicks down doo-
>BANG BANG BANG BANG CHGGG BANG BANG BANG
>Stacy falls face first onto the ground
>Chad shot in the shoulder
Did you do enough cardio to run away? Or enough deadlifts to be able to pick up stacy up off the floor?
So bros, what's your game plan?
>not carrying
shiggery diggery doc
Adrenaline will take care of all of that the natty way
>whats your plan? Give the shooter a wink and a smile and join in.
The high school me would probably drag Stacy to a safe place, call 911, and touch her boobs when she goes unconscious. This is assuming I survive the initial magazine of course.
I always wondered what I'd do if that happen.
I fantasize lifting my desk, use itas a shield and charge towards the shooter.
I'd probably just be shot though,is running in zigzag a memeoran actual strategy?
as any shooter will tell you moving targets are extremely hard to aim at so no it's not a meme. but good luck carrying the desk while you zigzag around. also of the shooter is using a semi automatic then zigzagging also doesn't matter.
>Not carrying a gun
>2018
>Not wanting to be able to protect yourself or others
>Not wanting to be hailed as a hero and put a bullet in a subhuman degenerate
Probably dont give a fuck and just pat him on shoulder when i pass him and say "We all gonna make it, brah", then going home.
Shit, then how hard should I throw a chair across the room for it to knock out the shooter?
You're joking right
>Teleport behind him
>"Heh, nothin personnell kid"
>Slash him into a million pieces with my katana of nippon steel folded a thousand times
> not creating the phalanx with dustbin lids and barbells
Do you even ancient era shooters?
bum rush him
either i stop him or i die, win-win scenario
hahaha only a teen would be naive enough to save Stacy in a school shooting.
>Bench press a chair at towards the shooter
>As he recoils from the heavy blow, dash towards him
>Deftly weave through the hastily aimed gunfire
>Shove the rifle from his hands and stun him with a blow from my 5 years of Bajiquan fighting experience
>"Your fate is sealed"
>Unleash my Shun Goku Satsu at point blank range
>Shooter's soul is sent straight to 黄泉の国 (land of the dead for you gaijin)
>Dust my shoulders off and kick the chair back upright
>"Too easy"
>Finish my 3rd breakfast burger
>Pick up qt feminine meatshield
>choke and grope her while ordering the shooter to kill you both
>in the chaos of the shooting the survivors mistake you as trying to save her life and you go down a "hero"
>some roasties reading the news say "I guess chivalry isn't dead!"
hard af
What cuck decided that only adults should be allowed to carry firearms? How can you trust some teen to drive a car but not trust them to protect themselves?
What happens if the shooter turns out to be Chad on drugs?
I do enough preacher curls that I ask God to protect me.
>all class Stacy's join his side
>start killing incels
>Chad - Virgin war the way Jow Forums never expected it
>only beautiful people left
>class autist kicks down the door with a rifle
>literally everyone saw this one coming
>everyone screams and dives for cover
>#2 school shooter candidate immediately lets out an ear piercing 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'
>he picks up a fucking desk and points it at the shooter
>starts running back and forth in zig zags towards the assailant while yelling "WITNESS ME SCOOBS"
>gun sperg is visibly confused and stares in shock before unloading his magazine at the rampaging desk wielder
>shots go right through the desk because its a fucking desk and the desk-knight collapses
>the momentary distraction was enough for Chad to get behind the shooter and slam his frail body to the ground to disarm him.
>rush to the fallen lectern lancer, see he's been hit by two bullets and is coughing up blood
>grab him and yell "You're gonna make it, just hang in there"
>he shakes his head and whispers in a hoarse voice, "Not today, Zeez"
>dunno who the fuck this Zeez guy is but the dude is dying so I just tearfully nod along
>Starts to say something else but is interrupted by violently hacking up blood
>motions me closer, I strain to listen to the final words of this champion, once thought an outcast retard but now ascended by a trial of blood
>quietly mutters "two shots, cmon"
>passes away in my arms with a smile
>literally everyone saw this one coming
>shots go right through the desk because its a fucking desk and the desk-knight collapses
>we're only here for the bad guys
hide behind the crowd and maneuver your way to the exits
The plan is to reload and carry on shooting.
there's still people alive after all.
>stand face to face with school shooter
>he throws me a gun and says 'welcome to the party'
>best day ever
Your sense of humor has brought happiness to my soul, user. Pat yourself on the back cause now i don't feel like shooting up my school so you may well have saved a few lives.
...for now.
Running away in zigzag is the best strategy. During terror atacks or mass shootings like 80-90% of all kills are being done at a range of less than 7 meters.
Kek