How is the boyfriend search coming robots

How is the boyfriend search coming robots

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Male(male) im not even gay but i would accept to hug and cuddle with another male rn

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eh, it's not going very well user, what about you?

>i would accept to hug and cuddle with another male rn
>not gay tho
Totally gay.

As a 30 yr old guy that looks 14, I wish I could pass the faggots that hit on me onto you faggots. I turned down a 8/10 oncologist at my work that asked me out. Man I wish I was gay...

>eh, it's not going very well user, what about you?
considering I spend all my time posting anonymously on imageboards

pretty damn bad

I should download tinder or somerhing

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>None of those dicks look as big as mine
Aaaaaand dropped

I hate having to look for porn with dicks similar in size to mine but muh OCD wills it

You lack oxytocin

what type of guy do you like btw?
I'm looking for a muscular boy desu

But i wont suck or take dick, so i guess im not gay, i just want affection...

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i do not like this corruption

>bragging about his size
and I even like that attitude, damn

btw if you're an exhibitionist, there's a cock comparison serb out there, if you're interested I can send you an invite link

is it gay to self-insert as link there

Can i buy some from Amazon?

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>my dick is sooo big
low IQ autism

Kek says yes faggot.

You can buy women, and then they can give you that.

Check those half-Satanic quads.

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>Want bf.
>Too scared/stupid to actually start looking for one.

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>Too scared/stupid to actually start looking for one.
this desu
I am too stupid to handle a bf, don't even know what I would do with one

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No that sounds creepy
Retards always make for the biggest dicks user
You know the big dick retard movie/series stereotype?
Keep hitting the wall with your head and its sure to grow

why do you find it creepy?

>is it gay to self-insert as link there
extremely gay yes

>Make account on gay dating/hookup site
>Get 40 messages in one day because the site is filled with 50 year old men after young guys
>I'm into desu, I like the attention and have daddy issues which is probably why I'm gay in the first place
>Reply to every message with 'Hi, how are you?'
>90% of replies are 'Send ass pic, here's my address let's meet up right now'
Is this how roasties feel?

I'm not attracted to men tho

Then why did you even bother to ask?

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to understand why I want to suck thick cock while getting my prostate pulverized when I'm not gay

Easy rape targets.

Can't sexually abuse me if I stay inside all day

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