I think I have a crush on a robot-like irl

I think I have a crush on a robot-like irl.
How do I approach him? In a college like setting

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You don't. You'll most likely face rejection and an ego blow unless you have mutual friends

Literally just approach him and tell him youre interested.

Because men almost never get approached, were far more receptive to it.

Don't, let him be free of roasties or faggots, whatever you are.

>How do I approach him?
Armed. You gotta be careful and make sure you can defend yourself in case you spook him too much and he starts freaking out and tries to shiv you.

Fucking degenerate go back to lgbt

>>How do I approach him?
>Armed.

kek

go up to him, talk to him, get his contact info, and ask when he's free and plan to meet him some time in the future outside of school.

>tell him youre interested.
eh I don't have big enough balls to be so direct. Would it be a bad idea to try and make friends first?
he seems to be doing good/better than me in most classes. you think he'd be annoyed if I ask him to study together, like he'd think I'm trying to use him or something..?
dw i always carry a knife

give me direct instructions to get contact info. I know his name but I haven't asked him it or anything

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I dont want him to think I'm a creep pls help me

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do you have a nice ass? post pics

No I do not, it's not small but it's rather flat. here's a picture

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If I was you i'd spend some time to analyze his character. Try to figure out who he is with little bits of information like the way he dresses or body language. And then build a plan around that.

For example if he dresses in dark clothes, wears lots of hoodies, has kind of a stiff body posture, maybe his hair is a mess, than there's a good chance he's shy or a recluse and I would try to approach him carefully so not to scare him away to cause a sock.

do you want it filled?

well that I have, he's shy and very robot-like, I've tried to start small talk once or twice and i've confirmed it. I just don't know whats the way to get to the "we're friends or something" zone or more, u feel me?

its filled with poop already

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Try and see if you have anything in common and then set activities. Maintaining friends is impossible when all you do is talk about shared interests. Eventually you'll run out of shit to talk about.
You need to do something. Some sort of activity you can both participate in. So I guess just talk to him and invite him to do something with you. And by activity, it can even be something as simple as watching videos on youtube. Don't look at the word "activity" and think of highly demanding stuff like hiking for whatever.

Most people aren't gay, you're ot gonna like his answer

tripple dubs man, impressive.
I have no idea what to invite him to do with me other than study for now though, you think it'd be weird if I asked him to let me take pictures of him

I hope and pray to yeesus he's not gay

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>ask him to study together
that sounds like a good way to spark a convo. do you have classes together?

Are you a boy or girl?
It matters.

yep we do, I know he has a study buddy for one of the classes, but on the other he's always alone, and I happen to be doing good enough in that one so this is what I might do

I'm a girl (ugly)

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how do you know he is a robot-like guy?
being a robot is more like watching anime and don't going outside
does he have beard on his neck?
does he fap to loli/incest hentai?
maybe not all robots do that, but if its a robot-like, don't expect to much, probably if you speak to him, he would be too nerveous to speak normally with someone , so be patient and try to be in his comfort zone

robot like as in, he's not too social, really quiet voice, never seen him talking with any girls at all, low profile, "mum buys my clothes" style... that kinda thing

>robotlike-kun, i heard you were good to...

maybe you can say that to him.
He not looks so special, so, why do you like him?

At first I noticed him by accident when I sat next to him in one class, and saw how he was always on his own, it just made me curious about him because it's not a common sight and idk I thought we could have some things in common I guess. His voice is so cute and his manners so gentle

nice larp, robots dont get crushed on

Are you at least an 8/10? Because if not, he will likely reject you.