>2018
>Just using paper to wipe your ass
>not using a bidet
Dont you all feel unclean? I noticed wiping with toilet paper never gets all of it. why are americans so behind with this?
2018
Colton Allen
Tyler Ramirez
>2018
>not using antibacterial soap
>only splashing water on your shit hole
you disgust me
Christian Reed
I use both toilet paper and a separate bidet. When random people in my house ask me what that low sink is used for, I immediately know they're filthy savages whose asses are full of shit particles.
There is good bacteria on your body too. If you have to use soap on your ass, use normal one in order not to create supergerms.
Jacob Allen
Forgot bidet pic
Mason Gutierrez
> getting turned on by the bidet when you think of Onii-san
Ian Smith
Inter faeces et urinam nascimur.
Gabriel Thomas
>ass supergerms
why i lost it to this
Brody Stewart
or I could just take my shits before I shower
Xavier Brooks
I'd be afraid of getting it on my clothing and baby wipes are far more effective.
Matthew Phillips
I wash my anus each day in the shower with soap though
Carter Cruz
>japanese toilets
>thick concentrated stream of water spraying strongly and directly up my asshole
Juan Flores
fuck that, I have a super soaker.
Luis Turner
I bought a travel bidet on amazon for like 8 dollars, best purchase I ever made
Oliver White
>I noticed wiping with toilet paper never gets all of it
H-how did you notice this, user?
Jason Richardson
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DRY YOUR ASSHOLE AFTER USING A BIDET. I JUST WENT TO JAPAN AND USED ONE.
Sebastian Stewart
>not wiping your ass with paper soaked in rubbing alcohol
you get used to the burning but you get a much more clean anus because you kill butt germs, even if you don't get all of it.
Carter Reed
I shit in the morning, after coffee, and then shower.
I shit in the evening, before bedtime, and then shower.
No need for Muslim technology.
Joshua Sullivan
With a towel?
Camden Thompson
Am I the only one who runs some water over the toilet paper first before wiping? Why would you use only dry toilet paper at home. Obviously can't really do this at a public toilet unfortunately.
Brayden Cook
In case user is American: Not toilet paper (it melts), not a paper towel unless you are willing to throw it into the trash, not flushing it down and clogging the drain (because it does NOT melt).
Jacob Lee
I use a bidet. I use a towel to dry my ass off. I only dry off the "surface" of the cheeks, not the inner part near the butthole
Nathan Smith
I do this too, I wish I had a bidet though.
Henry Nguyen
You can get a travel bidet for cheap. It's not the authentic experience but it'll do.
Cooper Adams
why use a bidet when you have a water spray thing
Thomas Diaz
Why the fuck you worry so much about how clean your ass hole is? You are not looking down there all the time, theres always gonna be shit parts because ass holes are built for that, thats where shit comes from, jackass.
Joseph Bailey
you can use toilet paper to dry it's not that hard
Julian Sanders
We haven't lost our sense of smell due to illegal synthetic ultra-flavorings in McFood yet and we want to go to a supermarket without vomiting upon encountering other Euros.
David Thomas
>wanting to smell like shit