Someone walks in my room

trips.

same sometimes.

so you guys are all young and just have a porn tab or 10 open at all times, that right? that isn't everyone else's fault. you don't pretend you can browse a hustler magazine behind an unlocked door, why is this different

>so you guys are all young and just have a porn tab or 10 open at all times, that right?

Nope. But I typically have a Jow Forums tab, a couple of highly questionable political tabs, and maybe scifi or worldbuilding on stackexchange open.

The Jow Forums tab makes people think you might be le evil hackorz, the political tabs make people think you might be le evil alt-right or (gasp) a Paultard, and the stackexchange stuff will make people think you play MTG or some such shit. I put too much effort into appearing to be a nominal cyborg to blow it all on some open tabs.

hahahahaha when i had a nerd roommate in college i loved standing in that cuck's doorway and staring at his monitor while making small talk. he would immediately minimize chrome and i would ask him what he was looking at, but what he told me obviously wasn't the case. and he said the same few things like reading news or forums or wikipedia. i loved savoring his discomfort. one time i even caught him looking at pokemon porn (he made a really small window in the corner and put a music visualizer in a big window next to it like he thought i would look at that instead) but i pretended i didn't see it and just kept talking. meanwhile i would look at /s/ all the time and call him over to ask what he thought of this or that woman. god i love annoying nerds who want to be left alone in their dumb little e-worlds hahahahah like just own up to it stop being such a pussy hahahahah

The good thing about your post is I'm pretty sure that when you weren't around, your roommate took your toothbrush and used it to massage the underside of his ball sack.

I know that's what I would have done, and it's not like I'm all that creative so I'm sure he thought of it too.

trips of truth

those who prey upon the weak and vulnerable will get the rope to help cope with the sheer nope they will hope will be just taken as a note.

I prefer to hold start and press 'L' to lock my comp. You don't lose your tabs that way.

well his balls taste damn good then, glad he at least showered daily

desu it also pisses me off when people ignore REAL LIFE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF THEM in favor of computers they're on all fucking day. like show some basic human decency? do you like being ignored when you pop in once a day and even then you try to make it brief because you don't want to bother them? nerds who are actually this selfish are the worst and deserve everything they get.

Then don't use chrome retard

tsk tsk tsk. Typical normo. Finding any trivial reason to attack the unimposing, you all ready admitted to savoring his discomfort, did it ever cross your mind that some poeple could really care less for menial bullshit talk? And it's likely he has some bad social anxiety that he can't simply "just" choose to get over.

you cannot accusing him of being a bad person or "selfish"- he can barely hold his own in life. You are preying on his social phobias and only exacerbating them, seem like something a bad person would do.
just to further my point, when was the last time he overtly tried to harm you?

9/10 times normies are the baddies who need a good ass beating

I'm not even looking at questionable stuff most of the time, but I've got a trauma since my sister saw my pc on a skype tab were I was talking with a guy. She told my parents that I was arguing with a stranger online when in reality we were simply exchanging autistic swears (I was like 12) so my parents started scolding me, saying that the internet is full of phedophiles, rapers and etc and that I didnt even know the guy, so they started taking pressure on me. To this day I don't let anyone see what I'm doing on my devices, even if it's harmless because of that.

On r9k
Has a wife
Nigger
Why

Pressing the Windows key and D minimizes all windows. This is life saving information.

thanks, fren. In these kinds of situations milliseconds are vital, i think i just took my time from a 1-3 seconds to half a second.

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yup keep justifying that ego bud. how much effort does it take to turn your head then nod and smile for less than a minute? when you can't even do that you're literally signaling to someone that they mean nothing to you. this is why you can't get laid btw.

>like show some basic human decency?

This may surprise you to learn, but not falling all over oneself to show you attention when you feel like demanding it is not some horrific violation of "basic human decency".

"Basic human decency" would be leaving you the fuck alone. It sounds like he was doing that for you, but you were too much of an OCD attention whore BPD stalker to do the same for him.

lol why is this pissing off nerds so much? you whine and cry about being ignored by women. how does it feel to know this is exactly how they feel about you? hahahahahh

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LOL@you calling me a virgin

when i was 16 i worked at a nightclub a bouncer, they couldn't tell i was 16 but none the less i was a bouncer untill one day this hot 7/10 women quite litterally GRABBED ME and threw me in her car

it was like i was her sex slave from there on out, i got to live for free at her house as long as i fucked her twice a day

so watch who you call virgin, egghead i'll break your larynx kid.

but whatever you say

truth is, most people here DON'T really CARE about WOMEN HAHAHAHAH

ithe "true robots" here bravely overcome their natural urges.

unlike you

you slob, you are pathetic LOL

this is so embarrassing for you rn, you should not have put your name on

btw this girl just paid for me to stay in her condo in hollywood. she's the one who can't overcome her urges. u mad babby boy?

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LOL@ that bushy whore

you know i dated a girl like her once

turns out she was a major league slut, she cheated on me with some queer candy ass

when i caught them fucking, i beat his ass and slapped her around for it

LOL@ at you falling for tricks, you either find a real women or you shoot in' scoot

i wouldn't be suprised if some butch bull nigger was waiting with her to make you his bitch

thats probably what she's into, bitchboy

love to see you fall for it myself, i would PAY to see it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fag.

wow sounds like somebody doesn't know how to keep a woman LMAO@ur life

btw just cuz a woman cheats on u doesn't mean she's a whore, just means u can't meet her needs

whoops forgot my pic :3

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Get a room, you two. Jesus.

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she "needs" a cock in her ass 24/7

that female nature

LOLx2 at you being a spinless cuck who's afraid to hit a women

let me teach you something, son

if you don't beat your women

DON'T

EXPECT

TO

NOT

BE

CHEATED

ON

you younger generations are cucked as hell, let me guess, shes a princess? HAH

no women is a princess

only a slut who needs ot be controlled

so lets get this straight. You are: A spinless cuck, soon to be gay AND a piece of shit

congratulations, you have earned the award for the biggest fucktard i've mey.

fuck off roastie
o rigi nalgano

you're out of your mind, go OD or something. no more internet for you.