Shhhhhhhh, I’m still on my first cuppa. The way it should be, strong and black

Shhhhhhhh, I’m still on my first cuppa. The way it should be, strong and black

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No talkie, pls user. You know the rules.

But the frog's coffee has cream in it...

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, not until my first cuppa

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>strong and black

I stopped drinking coffee a week ago, going from 750ml black daily for three years to nothing and boy do I want to fucking die
Any other decaf anons want to tell me when the withdrawals end

Just have a cuppa, and it makes all the pain go awaaaaaay.

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MR. user, THERE'S SOME VERY IMPORTANT PAPERS FOR YOU TO FILL OUT BY LUNCHTIME.

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Holy shit man nice work. I drink about 400mL/day and I'm weaning down. The headache passes in a day or two. The lethargy, well, that's gonna stick around.

Get used to making a big breakfast first thing when you wake up. Just chillin on an empty stomach like in your coffee days is not gonna work

ah ah ah
ssssshhhhhhh

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very poor execution m8

I fucking love these threads

cringe

p.s - a cuppa is a a cup of tea, not coffee

kek, best one ITT atm

>awaken suddenly by a presence looming over me
>room is illuminated by pale moonlight coming from the window
>curtains blowing
>in the corner a cloaked figure holding a scythe
>a bone chilling whispering voice
>"dost thou have any fin-"
>No sweetie, coffee first, then the cold embrace of death

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*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
siiiiiiippppppppp...oh yes my dear....siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppp....quite full-bodied indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...cinnamon I taste?......sip siip....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....siiiipppp....quite aromatic nutmeg yes very much so .....siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppp....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....instant creamer.....quite wet my dear....siiiiiipppppp...but of yes...this will do nicely....siiiiiipipppp.....please my dear....another cuppa if you please....nice a big now.... SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of grounds I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the siipp my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...Colombian origin?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sip.....siiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppp.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well coffee......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....single origin I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh I was not expecting that…that little talkie my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me sip this little one…just one small sip…..sip…ah….siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppp…and yet…so strong…yes…the texture….sip sip…hmmm….is that….siiiippp….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sip….a little whiff more if you please…..siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppp…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…siiippp….the best cuppa yet my dear….siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppp….yes….