Amazon gf problems

>wake up panicked one morning
>she's got my head locked between her thighs, my arms pinned under her knees and she's holding down my legs
>"Eat. I want to get a quick one off before work."
>can barely breath, start licking out of panic
>try to wiggle out, but literally nothing will budge
>"C'mon, hun. The sooner you get me off, the sooner I'll get off you."
>after what feels like an hour, feel her thighs tighten even more around head
>feel crazy pressure like my skulls about to cave
>she gushes tons, literally filling up my mouth and spilling out
>she gets off, gives me a kiss on the forehead and heads to the shower before getting ready for work.

It has its ups and downs I guess.

They're just larping fetishists. There was another thread a few days ago full of shopped progress pics with fake dates. Do like the rest of this board and sage/hide.

I dated a girl that was physically stronger than me. It was really emasculating. She used to tease me for being low test and having androgynous features. Not sure what she saw in me considering all her ex's were way taller and more Jow Forums than I was.

gay faggots itt

my ex gf got 225 5x5 and 275 1x5 squat and deadlift within 6 months of starting lifting which i would bet is better than many skeles on this board

At uni I was seeing an Iranian girl on my course who was squatting the same as me (120kg). Her pushes and her deadlift were weaker (although balanced; my deadlift was 100kg more than my squat).

She soon outsquat me and you could feel the power when she rode me or when she would stand over in front of me with her right leg over my left shoulder pulling my face deeper into her.

>2018
>not wanting to be dated by a dominant, alpha female

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women are built for more efficient squats and deadlift. get back to me when she benches more than you.

As a 6'5 lord of lank I just fucked my hip socket up from squatting 185x5

Yeah Homer that didn't actually happen

She doesn't want me to exercise. In fact, she actually wants me to be fat. I agreed but after a year I'm starting to regret it since I'm now technically obese. I want to cut back a bit before I get too fat but it's so hard especially since she puts in all this effort.

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Just matched with a musclegrill on tinder wish me luck

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>get pegged and ragdolled
Laughed way harder than I should have

i highly doubt that

>a perfect vacuum seal
lost

>convince normie college gf to come with me to gym
>both making good gains, things are going well, even though she hates cutting cuz notits
>i cut for summer break ofc, dont see her for 4 months but still texting
>cant wait to see her again come september
>1st week back set up dinner at her apt (shes a towny and a fucking awesome cook)
>she opens the door wearing bathrobe, we kiss, she whispers in my ear
>"user, the beef wont be done for another 45. I want to see how you spent your summer"
>itson.jpg
>we head to bedroom, ive been maintaining single digit bf% all summer to impress her
>take off shirt
>see her lipbite.webm
>i feel every calorie i didnt eat give me a high five, that look is worth it
>bathrobe slips off
>i feel every calorie i didn't eat kick me in the balls
>her smile widens, but not as much as her lats did over the summer
>"You look great user. But you should have concentrated on putting on mass."
>she does double biceps, how did she add so much size
>"I'm just coming off my cycle. I put on 20 pounds over the summer, and I'm leaner now than I was in May. You're going to come over here, kneel down, and eat my pussy until I say you're finished."
>I balk slightly, still taken aback
>she strides across the room and full on tackles me to the ground, I can't get up, her legs are wrapped around my torso and she's holding my arms down with her own
>I try to pick up my arms, make a little progress, then she slams them back down. The veins in her bicep look crazy from this angle, i'll remember that image forever
>dinner burns

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got damn mia is the dream

Hot

Literal 10/10

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not with that face

Amazon gf heaven
>be me
>training for 3 years
>start training with new thick gf
>in 6 months she reaches your diddly 1rm
>already outsquats you
>struggle with jars at home
>"oh do you need me to help you with that sweety"
>in bed: "hey user, I've been slipping test blockers and estrogen in your food"
>get pegged and ragdolled
>over time her clit gets bigger and bigger
>eventually doesn't need the strapon anymore
>forever become a feminized bottom slut

Either your training, diet and rest is shit or she's on anabolics.

>i feel every calorie i didnt eat give me a high five, that look is worth it
Lol

She's actually quite cute

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>5head
>British hairline
>leather bag tan
>chin like a shovel
>cheeks that would make a skeleton jealous
>the beady eyes of an eelwife
>the nose of a Lithuanian coalminer
The only redeeming factor here is her smile

she has nice eyes

If you're into eelwives and marshmaids, I guess.

>That's not even half of what happened though.
bitch lets hear it

>mfw know extremely awkward lanklet qt at church
>easily 3 inches taller than me (Im 6'), even taller in heels
>total spaghetti spilling sperg when I talk to her
>want to ask her out and make her mine
>want to get her to start lifting so I can have a 6'3 Amazon wife who will give me strong, Christian children

A man can dream, gonna get to know her a little better, get her comfortable around me

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what is it about squeezing my head with thighs while eating girls out that gets me off

The thought of impending death and the reminder that all pleasure is mortal and momentary, exceeding the limit of distraction and forcing you to reach a state of higher ecstasy knowing that every moment is the last it will be like that and that there is no "now", only past and future.

Not an amazon perse but a fitbunny pre gear I guess
>use to weak girls that I can easily manhandle
>get with a girl I met at gym
>find out she plays that powder puff football shit
>she's pretty good at it
>never really think anything of it but like that she's super fit but still soft since she's more of an athlete and not going for the 4% weightlifting shit
>fooling around one day when we begin playfighting
>tickle her to submission and throw her onto my couch thinking I'm triumphiant
>she gets up and runs full force into me trying ot tackle me
>get the wind knocked out of me since I wasn't expecting her to be so strong
>shits getting more physical than playing now
>find out through this shit she somehow knows mma shit and is trying to slowly take my back and trying to get a rearnaked on me
>can't get under my neck so she yanks my hair trying to get me
>finally get frustrated that I use my 4plate deadlift strength to just slam her onto the couch again and hold her down

I have no idea what the fuck happened in that instant but damn was it not the roughest sex I've ever had with her afterwards

>gf reaching your deadlift 1rm in 6months when you've been lifting 3 year

Wtf OP is a lesbian????

His girlfriend is a male.

Well you know in lesbian relationships one girl is usually the masculine one.