>people tell you not to use tinder to find a gf
>people tell you to find a hobby in order to get a gf
>you start going to the local card shop to play yugioh as a hobby
>get really good at the game, but no girls are ever in sight
What is some other BS Jow Forums has told you that works, but doesn't?
Besides that SS/GOMAD works, everyone knows its unironically a meme.
>Playing gay little card games
>Surprised when no gf mode
Use pof
you get a girlfriend when you least expect it buddy.
Get better hobbies and use better bait next time
I'm literally the fittest, best looking guy there. I'm also the best player despite just starting the game again from a few months ago. But that doesn't help me find a gf now does it.
This might work, thanks.
I unironically met a skinny girl with the fattest tits in one of those card shops.
Too bad she was boring as hell but if you're really desperate who knows what might be in store.
you're basically the one-eyed man in the land of the blind in thos sort of contexts
>not having a qt autistic gf to cosplay as the dark magician girl
>making it
>Told to get a hobby to meet girls
>Picks fucking Yugioh
I seriously hope you're a fucking troll.
How did you approach her? From past experience (as in before I was fit, years ago) the hot chicks at gaming stores had at least 3 guys orbiting her at all times.
I love Yugioh because going to the tournaments makes me look ultra fit compared to all the obese sockfuckers there.
I usually lose every duel but I don't care. I just laugh and congratulate them.
sounds fun desu
Thoughts on my match? (Left)
This. We meant a real hobby, you dork. Stop watching anime.
>not wanting cute nerdy duelist gf
Those types of girls never show up to card shops unless it’s with their boyfriends.
Get a fucking better hobby you nonce
Join a team sport you fucking nerd. Christ.
making money is a good hobby to attract girls. Driving expensive cars is another good hobby. Actually, forget everything i said. Elliot Rodgers followed this advice to a T
I don't even watch anime, I only play yugioh.
Soccer it is then. There is an indoor soccer club I could join I guess.
>doggos
just don't talk to her seriously after you fuck, overplayed memes + those lame general interests = a guaranteed roastie
Also you don't want a girl with a dog.
>coffee
are you trying to become a level 74 warlock
What are good teamsports to join?
Not him but why?
I anonymously sent a message to my college's spotted/facebook page about wanting to find an interesting girl that watches anime, and like 5 cuties liked. goodbye nerds.
Rugby
Ok, but isn't it one of the most injury prone sports, are there other options?
Lmao wait he's actually serious about playing Yugioh.
I think you're too far gone.
When people say, "get a hobby" it's implied that the hobby would be a team-based event or at least something with some sort of social aspect.
I like you
Guys my hobby is laying in bed shitposting on Jow Forums. Where's me gf?
youre a faggot for playing yugioh grow up retard
>I'm literally the fittest, best looking guy there
That's like saying you're the Chad of the special-ed lunch table.
I got into Yugioh for a while as a nostalgia thing and started playing at local card stores and would get my ass kicked. I would bring my gf though and it was hilarious how these guys seemed to think beating me made them better as they would immediately start trying to flirt with her, without realising that taking the game so seriously just made them mega autists in her eyes.
I once chatted with a stripper about pokemon for like half an hr off my head on MD.
>first gen or scum
>dont breed 120 Pokemon per day for perfect DVs
Never gonna make it, brah
Dont fucking do rugby, the female teams are made up of butches that pressure the feminine girls to go bi.
Thanks and checked.
why the fuck are you playing yugioh and not at least superior mtg?
>gym, travel, coffee and doggos
guaranteed to have the personality of a wet cloth. Looks good tho, root and boot m8
uff what a sexy!
I don’t know how you faggots even manage not to get at least a few phone numbers if you want to. You are literally the 5% if you are fit. Just dress nice and go about your day. It’s impossible to not get noticed by someone.
For me it’s a daily occurence for some time now. Yesterday I was at the atm and had a girl waiting behind me that was almost drooling. She didn’t realize that I could see her through the window reflection. When I turned to leave she was staring straight into my eyes, like begging me to do something. I could’ve made a move right there if I didn’t have a girlfriend.
You don’t need more than a decent body and some nice clothes. Personality, hobbies and all that trash is for tards who try to justify the reasons for them being single. Girls don’t give a shit about your hobbies like you don’t give a shit about their hobbies.
so when choosing a hobby to find a gf you thought yugioh was the the way to go
somethings definitely missing here
>[laughs in blacktivism]
Pitbulls unleashed again, jay-sus chrais!
Crazy eyes/10. Fuck and run.
You did good user.
basketball is the best to impress chicks unless you're a manlet of course then you pick baseball
inseminate then evaporate
becaus qts play magic you colossal faggot
Now listen here you fucker
it's about making social connections
>play 40k like a faggot
>meet bretty cool guy at local games store
>get invited around to his for games and drinks
>met his sister
>met his sisters friends
etc.
Yu-Gi-Mog
But im shy and just because they are eye fucking me it doesnt mean they wanna fuck irl, ok?
white girls fuck dogs
>it makes my life look great
now you know the reason I visit Jow Forums every day
gfs are a meme
I don't like set rotation. If I ever take a break it's nice to know I can still use all my cards when I come back, though they'd prob be power crept.
There's no probably about it.
Permanent card pools are death on a CCG from a gameplay perspective. Too hard to balance, too many limitations on design.
crazy as fuck, use a rubber
I'm leaving this thread, but here's some advice from someone who's been playing YGO basically forever.
YGO has set rotation, ignore anyone who tells you otherwise. If it's not power creep that does it, it'll be the ban list doing it.
hahahahaha
This is very enlightening
There is no self. WHo you think you are is an illusion. So there is no one to be.
You are not bound by anything. There is no need to be loyal to an illusion.
fuck I love this one
Dogs in general are fine, it's just that niggerbreed that you have to avoid.
you still dont get it
I dont want to explain it all and ruin the poetry of it.
But I like to see that smart ppl make memes only smart ppl understand.
Because you picked card board crack you fucking whore. Should gone for based Age of Sigmar or nuNecromunda.
hump and dump