Things you didn't expect getting Jow Forums

When you decided to get Jow Forums, what things changed?

Cons
>All of a sudden, high school girls are playing mind games to see how uncomfortable they can make you
>Coworkers and family members make smug remarks about the food you eat
>Only other people who want to do non-normie tier stuff are just as busy as you are
>Hard to look at food the same way without seeing it in terms of macros

Pros
>Filling out dress shirts for corporate gains
>People tend to take you more seriously in meetings
>Not groggy and stiff all the time
>Don't have an appetite problems
You want to be around other motivated people, not even necessarily Jow Forumsizens
>Gained admiration for guys trying in the gym, even if they aren't where they could be
>I don't look down on Chad, but see him as a bro

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Con
>my legs and arm pits rub and chafe, requiring baby powder
>more muscles means basic cardio shit is hard: more muscles=more mass to feed

Pro
>I now like T H I C C girls in addition to T H I N N chicks now, vastly widening the pool of girls I'd talk to and bang
>made some good gym bro friends

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Burning out from the over excess of all the shit you just mentioned.

Hard to shampoo the back of the head when you get a decent bicep pump. Bicep get in the way lmao

I didn't expect to be sweating all the time.

>climb a flight of stairs
>drenched

It's like now my body only has 2 modes

The fitter you are, the more used to exercise your body is. So the more readily it sweats, it's kind of more prepared because it's seen it before.

Has anyone else had guys try to fight you ever since becoming Jow Forums? I swear when I was a twink no one wanted to fight me, but now that I have noobgains, people seem to want to prove themselves. Am I going nuts?

Things I didn't expect but probably should have:
>There are parts of my back that I can no longer reach, and it sucks when mosquitoes find them.
>Some former friends don't like hanging out with me anymore.

work on your mobility faggot

work mobility and stop only talking about lifting with your friends

Do cardio

When you get really Jow Forums

>your friends spot being your friends unless they are on the same level with you physically

You will no longer get invited to party with them since you will be the center of female attention and they don't want competition. They start to constantly shit test you like women and turn passive aggressive because of their insecurities. They will turn to betas around you starting to talk shit about you to women before parties etc. to try and get better chances themselves. You will finally be completely left outside since they can't even stand to be with you getting constant reminder that they aren't shit.

DO NOT MAKE FRIENDS WITH MEN WITH NO POWER! This is the one lesson I learned through my high school and university. Make friends with the guy who is better looking than you and pulls chicks at a regular basis, that guy who has a brand new Porsche and runs his own business and that guy who makes coke fueled 12h shifts in financial sector but still outlifts you.

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why are you hanging out with high school girls OP

I played sports from a young age, imagine being like this your whole life. It sucks, I regular go through like 10 shirts and underpants a week.

sounds like either you have no personality or shit taste in friends.

It only takes one or two sneaky fuckers in a group of normal teenagers to manipulate and turn them all against you.

>sounds like either you have no personality or shit taste in friends.
After not making friends with "beta males" these problems ceased to exist. And having a great personality can also be another reason to shit on you if you are really likeble and other people can't match you on that.

>highschool
You have to be 18 to post here

Cons
>Getting stretch marks from muscle gain on my shoulders and upper chest and ass
>Getting increasingly insecure about my body, think I look like shit despite compliments from people irl
Pros
>If I'm making progress in the gym I don't want to kill myself
>It gives me a reason to wake up, eat, and sleep

yeah nah cunt, my closest friends from high school are a classic group of beta nerds and getting fit and getting laid didn't turn shit against me because they are actually great people at heart. They're just happy to see me succeed when I do.

Once again you just had shit taste in friends.

Con:

I can’t respect people’s feelings at all. If they act like a retard and I call them a retard and they get offended, there’s nothing I can do to make myself care.

>not groggy and stiff
but that's exactly what lifting does to you

So it turns out doors are supposed to be effortless to open. I was completely skellymode before.

yes, you do
gtfo illiterate underage retard

>Feeling small when no pump, despite looking considerably better than in the past

Cons
More tired all the time

Pros
Look better
Slightly improved self-esteem
Improved my discipline to power through things

>be 3 years deep in lifting
>invite friends to pool party
>dudes are “t-shirt whole they swim” guys
>a few of them have wives/girlfriends that are attractive, but beta in some way (confidence, slightly overweight, weird political views, tumblr mindset, jewish or into anime)
>I’m one of 2 dudes that lift
>other dude has wife
>she gives no shits at sight of us shirtless
>the other girls spill their spaghetti
>the other dudes won’t make eye contact or get near me/ try to talk to me and bro who lifts
>their gfs/wives instantly become more flirty and play with their hair/ look at our chests constantly
>to the point that several of their Bf’s are visibly pissed off
>decide to play throw the girls in the pool, the best pool game
>my wife is easy, she’s a 98lb cardio bunny piss drunk on 2 beers
>get over to the bigger girl, only one without BF
>5’4”, what we consider thicc on this board, extremely unattractive, smell
>launch her into the deep end
>laughing with liftbro
>see other friend’s semi hot gf biting her lip and staring

Being king of the beta’s is unsatisfying after about 1/2 days of revealing your power level. Now most of my friends disappear in the summer

These are my goals, lift away from my shitty suicidal thoughts

Pro: I mind fuck people. Im atill relativley small at 5’9 67kg, but benching 140kg at my top set mind fucks people. Especially because i like to wear t shirt and look even smaller.

Con: people dont take my advice seriously untill they actually see what i can do. Still have people ty advise me off the bat. Always willing to take on mew ideas however.

Oh man sounds just about right

I started to get hit on by so many of my former friends gfs it was ridiculous. Got asked out to go clubbing alone with them if their bfs were away and shit. Ofc. I was such a nice guy that I went but despite their visible advances it wouldn't cross my mind to give them the D since they were my "friends" gfs.

I think I've grown up in a way that I don't care anymore about the lesser men. It's great being around those NPC type of characters who have solid 7 sluts for gfs that visibly get aroused from you around their beta bfs. I have no remorse anymore for any guy that stands that kind of slut behaviour. That's another thing I learned, if some poor faggot is so pussy that he lets his gf flirt with me I'm gonna flirt back and try take it further. It's not like the faggots gonna step in. And I don't give a flying fuck about some poor excuse of a mans feelings.

Yeah it’s kind of funny, I’ve always gotten along better with most of the girls, even the feminazi ones, by just talking to them. Even if I make degrading jokes or something, they don’t say shit. Meanwhile if one of the ugly or fat dudes do it, they verbally rip him a new one because they know he’ll sit there and take it.
My wife gets pissed when some of my dude friends decide to act super petty toward me if I say something obscene, but it’s funny because some of the girls never give a fuck.
Most recently, one dude’s gf put a pic of her and I up on her insta, and deleted it later (presumedly because her bf didn’t like it, and now he won’t talk to me)
My wife knows I’d never cheat on her so I think she kinda gets off knowing that we’re considerably hotter than our buds (and I do too admittedly) but it still leaves me feeling a little douchey and unfulfilled. I should have made new friends after college

You have it real good with such smart wife. My ex was complete opposite, such an idiot with low self esteem, even though we were also the best looking couple in our circle. She just couldn't get over her jealousy and fear of losing me which I just think was somehow connected to her being adopted and shit.

How do you bench so much

Don’t get me wrong, the wife still has jealous moments but our dude friends look at her like a sex object so I guess she assumes the girls think of me the same way. I don’t think they do unless I’m like shirtless or the time I popped a boner randomly (that was a fluke and actually embarrassing)

3 years training for it, benching 3 times a week only training for strength. I wanted a double bodyweight bench and wasnt willing to stop till i got one.

Cons
>acne on my back, dermatologist says it’s hormonal and heavy lifting exercise triggers it
>eating more and healthy is expensive
>huge anus blasting shits have my butthole in a constant state of soreness
>wife would rather us be social some nights and go out with friends, but I’m at home staring at my Ronnie Coleman poster and screaming light weight baby while I hoist heavy things

Pro’s
>get mires much more frequently
>work has treated me much better
>sex lasts longer
>excuse to shave my body, I’m incredibly hairy and hate the feeling of being drenched in matted hair sweat. It’s really hot where I live.

>cardio

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You failed by refusing to become the social leader. They were giving all the signals for you to step into that role, but you got butthurt that you couldn't hang out in the sidelines like you did as a dyel beta.

The one good thing to come out of it is that you found friends that will challenge you.

The chafing is miserable. Worst part of getting Jow Forums

Pros:
>Stronger in daily life, lifting things, carrying things
>Men respect me
>Girls mirin'
>Finally don't feel like a weak twig

Cons:
>6'3, have to eat a lot, CONSTANTLY hungry
>Losing my wardrobe as I gain size

That's about it, eating is a real pain in the ass.

Cons
>Everyone asks you to lift and move shit because "you're strong :3"

Pros
>Confidence skyrockets
>Face became manlier
>Girls wanna feel me up
>Became the strong guy of the group
>Always described as the "strong, hot, tall guy"

>Losing my wardrobe as I gain size
Just go nude dude, unless your gains are pitiful of course. youtube.com/watch?v=SaolVEJEjV4

so much this, fuck I look deflated in the morning or if I don't workout for a day or two

I can so agree on that con bro

Well they say no pain no gain

Cons
>sweat like a pig
>male friends distanced themselves a bit and I think lifting is the reason
>never truly done shitting
Pros
>look hot
>at long last gain some self respect
>gf literally can't stop thinking about fucking me
feels pretty good desu