Practice gf is still pregnant

you are a fucking retard and have no respect for life

welll right after we practiced secks i nat inside her and she took a test and shes preggers
dont leave me pls, im still a robot in my heart
what should i do with the first one though

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dont overreact. just get a practice job for the time being and rent a practice apartment.

Get practice married most marriages fail so its best to give that a shot too.

no practice job will save me from the little shit
im not ready, i just want practice secks and to practice nut inside my practice gf

you might as well practice fall in love with her

Practice noose knots

maybe you should commit practice suicide. sometimes life just doesn't work out and there's no real way out of the mess you've created for yourself, so it's important to know when to call it if you actually ever found yourself in such a situation.

Just keep practice secksing cause she cant get preggo while preggo user.

ill go to practice hell for sure
maybe i should run away to my parents
maybe i can drown the babby in cum

This is just your practice life, you'll be fine.

Dude, don't worry, you'll only have to practice feed and practice clean his diapers and he'll only end up practice depressed

Wouldn't that mean she's only practice pregnant? Practice children don't really count, do they?

No one in this thread has said get an abortion? You practice retards

abortions, or baby murder as I prefer to call it, isnt christian and this is a christian board.

sadly practice pregnancy is different than practice practice, practice children can be considered children so if i murder it i'll go in practice jail
i cant practice feed the little shit, i barely have practice money for me
if i kill myself in the practice life ill kill myself in the real life
theyre connected
gf doesnt want a practice abortion

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yer good dude, now you get to raise a practice family or you can pay practice child support

try this
maybe it'll work

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Stupid thread but i laughed

>nat
kek

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It doesnt say anything about a practice situation.
This probably works on real gfs, but not practice ones. OP is doomed

she'll think its weird to put practice parsley in her vagey gey
plus she wants to keep it
i dont want to pay practice money for that little shit

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alternatively, start cooking her food and stuff. make her milkshakes and smoothies but blend a bunch of caffeine and vitamins into the mix. it'll kill the baby pretty quickly and vitamins are harmless to practice gf

if you get really desperate use fruity alcohol

Holy shit I made this 8 years ago

Practice admitting to her that she is your practice gf, and she will not want your spawn inside of her. Then practice offering to pay for her abortion.

>practice wife wants to have practice kids and tells me she wants to practice live with me for the rest of her practice life
Guys, do you think she likes me for real? Or does she just practice like me?

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my practice gf got pregnant too but she didn't know my real name so it looks like it'll be fine.

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its more evil to allow user to reproduce

>gf doesnt want a practice abortion
Don't give her a choice in the matter. Wait till she's asleep then fish the little bastard out with a coat hanger and flush it down the toilet.

This is my fetish. I just want to impregnate a bunch of chicks under a fake name, then disappear.

It doesn't work.
Good old planned Parenthood is the only answer.

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Pregnant women are not meant to eat predatory fish because they contain mercury. Swordfish, tilefish, and shark all contain a lot of mercury which kills fetuses.

Just start a practice family you double nigger

>mortgage a practice home
>begin a practice career
>obtain a practice wife
>raise practice kids for 18 years
it's that easy OP

>tfw living a practice life
i just want a real life, whats the best way to practice kill myself so that i can practice die and start over?? asking for a practice friend

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Heavy metals won't kill it, it will just come out practise blind, practise deaf and practise retarded.

Well too bad they didn't create a practice time machine for you to go back in practice time and undo practice accidents.
You're just gonna have to raise this practice baby with your practice gf

Meaning lots and lots of practice gibs from wagies

falcon punch
Origami

public prostitute

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FALCAOUWN PAUWNCHH!!!

Why would you not use a condom? Are you retarded?

Not our problem,normalnigger
Fuck off to /soc/ or somewhere else