wheyfu edition
Before asking your stupid beginner questions, make sure to read:
Also, include:
>e-stats
>age
>time spent lifting
>height
>weight
>BF%
>dick to balls ratio
Oral-only cycles will only fuck up your T levels, don't do them.
We can't help you dose your AI, figure it out yourself.
And most importantly,
NO SOURCE TALK
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god i want her to beat the shit out of me
Guys does this test look fake? Bought it for $25
In real life she would look smaller than a high school boy. Women just have tiny frames and are all manlets so they arms look massive after a single var cycle.
That is, until they stand next to a male.
i hope you die
how long before lifting should i shoot injectable dbol? oral dbol id usually take 90 minutes prior to lifting with a meal
Should I get on anavar? I'm 5'2 and while I have been making booty gains I want sick delts and biceps
I take 10mg dbol as a preworkout 5 days a week permanently
you look skinnyfat lose weight first porky guarantee you have love handles
No. You should lose weight and be a thinn girl. Thinn girls are much cuter
>I take 10mg dbol as a preworkout 5 days a week permanently
keep us updated on your liver failure goals of 2018
gay....lez...whatever.
Unironically gayer than traps
thanks for not answering my question
YAS QUEEN
10mg Var a day fo lyf
make sure those abs show too.
Transbro...stop.
Is Hideri even gay though? It never gets confirmed.
Cringe
that was the intention....
did you want me to add reddit /s so you could understand the sarcasm?
>muscular women are more homoSEXual than a literal man
Explain yourself jerry
gonna put in an order for deca soon
500mg test-e mon/thur for another 14 week
250mg deca once a week for 10 weeks
Anything I should tweak and consider?
>dick to balls ratio
Um... 1:2?
I have massive fuckin liver pains but
1) my stool is fine
2) my urine is fine (completely clear)
3) I'm not on any orals (harshest thing I'm on is tren)
but it literally feels like I'm being punched in the liver repeatedly, I've never had this before and it feels like I'm gonna die
Read the OP and look at the pic.
Consult a doctor you fuckstick, not a north korean DMZ discussion board.
I'd rather die than wait 4 hours at the ER tbH. free health care ruins everything, don't fall for the socialist memes
Could you expand upon how having sex with a muscular female is more homosexual than fucking a male?
Thank you larping insurance shill...
You know im right
I dont think so?
He doesnt get a say, looking like that
Youre attracted to the 2ndary sex charecteristics of the opposite sex without seeing the primary
So muscle girls are gay
It could be bile duct obstruction which can happen on tren
Consider going to the fucking doctor
Pls don't
Nah just drink water, take a Motrin, and change your socks.
Consider some tudca just in case too.
Muscle mass is not the end all be all of secondary sex characteristics though, post pubertal men and women have significant differences in bone structure (which is more or less a sure way of finding a tranny) among other things.
Also just because the cock and balls are hidden behind a thin layer of silk doesn't mean that they aren't there.
I do have a counter question for you though, what is your opinion on attraction to short, long haired twinks? Is attraction to them more or less homosexual than attraction to trannies or to muscular women?
Muscle of that level is a male secondary sexual characteristic.
And if the woman is physically indistinguishable form a man and you're attracted to the musculature which is displayed in a masculine manner without feminine secondary sexual characteristics and personal quirks on display...then you're gay/lez...or bi.
Simple as.
Sorry to break the news to you.
As for traps, you're just dressing a male up like a woman and oft failing at it.
If you're gay or blindingly horny you can try to ignore the masculinity and fuck it making you incidentally bi.
But if you go into it knowing what's there and even turn down the real deal to fuck it even going to town on their genitalia...then your'e a bisexual with a fetish or a homosexual with issues.
Is aerobic exercise while on test dangerous for the heart? Is it better to do it in between cycles so your heart rate is lower for when you are on a cycle, thus lessening chances of heart hypertrophy or enlargement?
Musclegirls tend to be not the petite framed type
Thats the gayest of the 3
>liver pain
>take motrin
You want to do cardio so the blood pressure doesnt give you a stroke
LOL
I laughed for 5 minutes.
Maybe he should take acetominophin and chase it with moonshine.
What if you use a beta blocker like propanolol? It lowers blood pressure and bpm. Would this not protect the heart from enlargement?
>tfw smoked for a year in college
Will I ever recover or am I permanently fucked ?
Depends what you're on, some stuff is bp city
You’re fine. If you’re that worried go see a doctor and have scans/testing done.
nah I'm just canadian
>could be bile duct obstruction
haha that would sure suck
If you’re extremely active the chances are you’re going to experience left ventricular hypertrophy one way or another. It’s very common and is a physiological adaptation in order to increase stroke volume for more efficient blood flow. You’re not going to grow a 2 pound Rich Piana heart overnight
Yeah death by liver failure is a hell of a way to go
Thanks user. Every single guy I befriended in college smoked and I fell for the meme. Did change my voice slightly for the better though.
>But if you go into it knowing what's there and even turn down the real deal to fuck it even going to town on their genitalia...
Its not gay if its a feminine penis
Thick she-meat is straight as hell
Well if you're getting yellow - you gotta go.
Also, they will draw blood from you literally right after you are triaged and tell you within an hour if you are fucked.
k...
I miss panini. Why did he have to choose cocaine as his pre workout? I wonder if he was depressed.
Would the petit/long haired twink's cock be straight or gay jerry?
yeah jaundice is where I'll draw the line. doesn't feel like liver failure though considering every liver function is fine. I've had my liver crap out before on dbol with the brown urine and the gray stool, this isn't what's happening right now
but seriously fuck Canadian ERs I'll be there for 12 hours before seeing anyone
Probably man. We’re all hurting a little somewhere aren’t we? Brb, adding a scoop for our boy, R.I.P. in peace. I hope they gave him a sleeveless coffin
Jerry I hope you don't fuck a 3d trap, they're all gross.
back on
750 test e
1000 deca
30 to 50 dbol still debating
Gay
Not that theres anything wrong with that
How are they compared to cds
Or are cds traps
jerry has literally fucked multiple tranny hookers
It really depends my man. They treat by condition. If you're bloods come back shit they will not make you wait. And now they have quick beds, well in my city at least. So if it is nothing they will just tell you to fuck off and you wont be stuck there.
So if you're not gonna go - go to your PT tomorrow and tell them to get you bloodwork- and get it before the weekend.
A buddy of mine was healthy as fuck- was training boxing. And suddenly he got crazy pain in liver area. Ended up he had pancriatitis and his gawbladder was mangled. He went septic after it exploded and he almost died in hospital. Spent over a month there.
But what's the functional difference between the twink's genitals and the shemeat which you so lovingly fellate? At what point do secondary sexual characteristics outweigh primary ones?
me too
dozen easily
Ones on an effeminate man, ones on a female (male)
Okay so what if the twink has breast implants? Is their cock straight now?
Even if they dont and wear a bra
What if in the middle of sex they take the bra off then?
Well it was a feminine penis goin in so its cant be different coming out
Favorite thing about deca?
why do south american trannies have all the monster cocks?
i feel MOGGED
reduces tranny lust
makes you a better christian
GAINSS
Why not
Its better that way
Never been with a tranny with a smaller dick
Its nice to have a fellow man of culture back
This is why I'm glad I came back to /fraud/
I decided to stay away from tren cus I know a few cute trans girls who want my nut and I don't wanna go down that road.
looking forward to the christian muscle gains.
i was busy being a manager
nice man did Pizza Hut flourish until your lead?
deca cleanses and purifies your mind from the branches of evil
for maximum effect listen to gospel and date judgemental black girls
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>getting gear in europe - ez pz, chep and fast
>getting dnp in europe - 25 pills? that would be test+tren+ai cycle worth of cash, brotha
fucking why?
kys
more christian music
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no freedom
haters getting mad
Eh, i'm kinda over judgmental black girls. There's 1 specifically in our group of friends and she's a massive cunt more often than not. Tho there's another who i'm getting friendly w/ and she's slightly less judgemental and I want her to gag on my willy.
w2cop a judgmental dimepiece?
its funny when they speak on gays and traps
Oh dang this is a topic i've never considered bringing up. Should ask if she'd ever date a ftm.
well they will usually be like
ABOMINATION
GOD WILL PUNISH THEM
IF MY CHILD WERE GAY ID KILL HIM
you’re dating straight up Africans not just black girls
thats what i meant yes
neat
>8 more lbs of fat to lose
>increased my deficit to 1500
Want to bust my cherry and go on cycle.
So...
250 test cyp once a week and 2000 hcg every three days good?
That's way too much HCG, also just do 500 test
>ER
Why the fuck you go to emergency room, go see a GP.. walk into the clinic pls now appointment.
Two 250 shots split up or just two shots all in the same day? And should I use a long chain ester?
As for the HCG it's...for something else.
By they way, how long can I stay on before needing to come off and going back to normal test production?
You sound like a retard, read the reddit wiki
Test-e. 500mg mon-thur
I use 12.5mg of aromasin eod
Entering my 6th week out of 20 which i've been told is fine.
I was literally minutes away from hooking up with a tranny escort at a hotel 5 minutes walk from me while on tren and Ambien. Unluckily/luckily the Ambien took over and I fell asleep.
>I do masturbate to the thought of it happening.
Will Deca fix my tranny lust?
But untrained males very rarely have that kind of muscularity..?