Am I a good boy?

Am I a good boy?
Can I have a good boy head pat?
Do I get good boy treats and tummy rubs?

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you are bad boy no pats for you

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:c sad panda

you are a degenerate faggot who should be killed on sight, frankly i wanna be the killer

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you're a mean jellybean :c

Did you do what you were supposed to do today?
Were you polite and nice to everyone you talked to?
Ate healthy, brushed your teeth and took a shower?

Cute
Rude

I took my meds like a good boy.
I was nice and polite to my mommy and daddy like a good boy.
I ate chocky cuz we don't have much food in the house and cuz I wanted to eat to help my meds kick in. Caffeine helps too.
I brushed my teeth with my morning coffee.
I didn't take a shower yet cuz my mommy wants to go to the gym.
Am I still a good boy?

I'm kyoot? ^/////^ yay!!
Am I a cute good boy?

I'm gunna spider your tummy so much you won't be able to breathe boy!

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don't let the chinese catch you

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teeheee that tickos ^w^

Aww. Poor puppy. I would be his nice wen and luff him.

You're a good boy.
Here's a nice headpat for you!
Treats later, after the gym.
Tummy rubs too!

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Will not only give you tummy rubs and head pats but i will also cuddle with you C:

Yay head pat! x3
Thanks fwen!! :D

Aww. You're the best, fwen. I love you cuddle buddy. *wuggles tightly* ^_____^

what went wrong in my life that over-the-top cutesy displays of affection from random people on the internet became enjoyable to me

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Nothing went wrong, fwen.
Cute things are nice.
It's nice to be nice.
It's nice to be cute.
Would you like a huggle?

y-yes, i would like a huggle

*huggles tightly*
I love you fwen :3

i love you too, dearest fwen

yay! we wuv eachudder!! :3

may i have a head pat, fwen?

Yes you are :3 Yes you are!

C-can l have a hug, user?

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B-but I'm the little good boy who get his head patted.
I'm not a head patter big boy...

come on, no one's gonna notice if you give me one little pat...

Yay!! I'm a good boy. I'm a GOOD BOY!! :D

Yesh fwen. *wuvingly huggles you tightly*

Okiez. *pats your head* ^/////^

No you're not. Bad boy.. bad boy...

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t-thanks user *huggles u back*

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FREEZE, SCUMBAG! DO YOU HAVE A BIG BOY LICENSE FOR THOSE HEAD PATS?

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well, seems like that enough r9k for the day

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W-why? what did I do?? TT_TT

No problem nice fwen. Have a nice day.

NO :'(
Pwease don't tell my mommy...

Okiez. Bbye nice fwen. I wuv u :3

Oh, there's no mommy where you're going. The onii-sans in bad boy prison will be having a LOT of fun with you...

Will they be my nice fwens? Can we be huggle buddies? Can we live in a castle on a rainbow and eat cuppycakes?

>Can we be huggle buddies?
In a sense.

Okiez. They sound like nice fwens :3

I'm a good boy :3
I'm a little boy of good ^.^

YES YOU'RE A GOOD BOY.. GOOD BOY.. NOW COME HERE LITTLE DOGGY.. ONEE-CHAN NEED TO DO SOMETHING IN YOUR ASS...

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you sound mean and not like a nice fwen

i wish a nice onee-san would be my fwen

Do you wanna be fwens with a nice good boy?

how do i know you're not actually a bad boy trying to trick me?

I don't know.
How can I prove I'm a boy of good?

you have to kiss me.

Okiez. *gibs my nice fwen wubbing huggles and kissies* ^w^

not those kinds of kisses. you have to kiss my mouth and use your tongue

don't make the big boy police come back