Tfw 50% of her messages consist of "hahahaha"

not true at all
it took me quite some time to get her pants down

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>have never talked to a girl outside of my family
>girl constantly messages me over our work messenger program
>type like an AI
>she types hahahaha and some long response
>respond with haha
>conversation ends until the next day

probably because you talk to her like you would to another guy, women don't want to talk and are not stimulated by "conversation"
it's all banter and innuendo with them

t. virtual pickup artist

>girl only sees you as sexual object
>you still take it slow
nice one. its such a mystery why you can't find girls to have serious conversations with you

Age could be a lot of it, but I don't know. Girls just don't ever seem to mature like guys do. By the time we are like 18, maybe 20 at the oldest, we have a pretty good course set. We know what we want in life and how to get it. Yet here's this 28 year old girl acting like a fucking 10th grader about things. You aint getting any younger, sweetheart. Best part is how she complained about having trouble meeting guys and doesn't have much dating experience because super sheltered christian and home school upbringing. Sounds hot, but then you wonder how much of dating problems is from her pushing people away. Be too picky and the MMV decreases, She might have been able to land a 9 when 20, but at this point she's doing good to land a 7. All because an 8 wasn't good enough? Cutting off the nose to spite the face.

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girls talk a lot but they dont branch out or experiment or evolve beyond the neccessary, so they suck at anything but simple smalltalk. i constantly make girls explode in laughing roars or make them get totally insecure because they simply never encounter humor or off-road talking styles. you should try talking to real people, online talking is pretty shit, get a date as fast as possible or do videochat, you seem like a guy with pick-up talk talent but its wasted online

>tfw 90% of messages i get from girls are paragraphs
>tfw rarely read through them
talking is for fags. plenty of girls are attention whores, ask them anything and they will talk forever. maybe you just seem like a retard to them.

maybe, yet I know girls who can handle an interesting conversation
not sure if you are retarded or pretending
we were couple for some time before we started anything sexual
unless introducing "sexual object" to her parents before you use it is a common thing these days
fishing trip with her dad was pretty dope though
guess the wall is real afterall
maybe you are right, once I stopped caring girls started to come on to me themselves
>talking is for fags
well that's one way of looking at it

Right. It's always the guy's fault

you don't have to look at it as someones fault. being boring isn't necessarily bad.

It's ok OP. I had the same issue. My solution was to just either stop caring about whatever they had to say anyway, and when I bothered to I just spoke to them like they were children. Gets me decent results, although it's worse in person when all they drop is the "uhhhhhh"

It's no accident, you autist. She's doing it on purpose.

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Very real, but at the same time I'm starting to feel the pressure too. It's just a few months before hitting the big 3-0 and I want to wear a ring already. Oldass virgin actually looks pretty good for her age, other girl I chat up is same age, but looks a lot worse for wear. Might have something to do with being a single mom, working 12hr+ nights, and never married.
Roasties try to downplay the whole men age like wine meme but it's true. My hairline is receding but it's so much easier talking to girls now, they even initiate sometimes. You get the occasional dud like a single mother, but stay on the defensive and some of the girls are actually alright. 30 is when men hit their prime. Income more than tripled from just a few years prior, putting on a little weight since getting older, more cultured from years of reading bullshit, approaches based more on loneliness than lust. Combine that with girls getting baby rabies or becoming aware they can't stay 16 forever and they are more pliable.

mite be onto something tho. I had this girl crazy for me when I was just fucking with her, did disgusting stuff. She was ultra prude and I liked to see her get flustered so I'd do stuff like tell her to show me her chest or send pics of naked girls that look like her. In a shared chatroom too so she picked up that I was referring to her in very public place. Drove her crazy, then I got comfortable and showed too much of real self, talked about wanting to settle down and marry, start a family, someone to grow old with. Not that this can't happen with a bitch you choke and roughly fuck in the ass, but the female mind too weak to understand this. Has to be all or nothing.But it's a balancing act. Reason I capitulated was because she kept crying saying I was teasing her and she thought I wanted her but knew I was just making fun of her. I want her and was making fun of her. She got what she wanted, and quickly realized what she wants is not what she wants.

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kinda sucks but maybe you are right
it was different when we first started dating but maybe I am expecting too much
are you brain damaged?
agreed
I am 25 and I am getting more attention from girls than in my entire school years combined
and I am not even fit, it's just my facial structure that changed made all the difference
also life experiences and learning how to distance oneself makes it easy now

Find one that can talk

ITT normalfags think they are welcome here

Your time is over incel scum
This is the age of fembots
Now claim yours already unless you're a FAGGOT

easier said than done
im not getting any younger either
but she is only 18 so perhaps I can yet work on her a bit
normalfags arent the biggest problem of nu/r9k/
I'll gladly leave once this board goes back to it's former state

she doesn't want to talk to you but she's doesn't want to tell you that outright

she messages me first, every single day though

Oh, then yeah, she must be a shy extrovert or just socially awkward or who the fuck knows

>who the fuck knows
couldn't have said it better myself

>being boring isn't necessarily bad.
It's the very definition of bad.

There are some things partners can provide passively instead of actively, for example bob and vagena

>she wants my dick

M8 she doesn't. Women put effort into communicating with the men they want, and she is clearly putting no effort. The delusional behavior you're exhibiting is only going to hurt you

>Women put effort into communicating with the men they want
And when they do it's crude and obvious. It's the reason why I've given up on women in total. The only ones who have exhibited interest are hags and landwhales.

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Because I'm sure you're a 10/10 yourself, right?
Why are robots so hypergamous when it comes to looks?

>hypergamous
It looks like you have no clue what this word means

Are you some sort of shitlord? Definitions are gender fluid :^)

>Because I'm sure you're a 10/10 yourself, right?
I'm not but neither am I going to degrade myself.

Now I KNOW youre baiting, and its a very bad job indeed. Consider practicing in your off time

Don't encourage bullshit behaviour.

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Seriously though, why do robots expect to date up when it comes to looks? You seem like a shallow bunch, your expectations come straight from porn.

>your expectations come straight from porn
They don't though, problem is that 5/10 girls are complete sluts these days. I refuse to associate with a slut.

So step up to the plate and date that virgin 3/10 girl my man

we already fucked numerous times
she is just really into blowjob for some reason

No, fuck you. I'll die alone instead.

most of them don't really have a shining personality.
dudes just ignore women's personality anyway.

women talk to their friends. they have no idea how to talk to guys with higher IQs than them.

Geez man, that sounds like a miserable lonely life.

youtube.com/watch?v=6EqFVWzOfN8

Take a little wisdom from this old ass song

Millenial women have even more skewed standards. Every girl from 3 out of 10 to 10 out of 10 expect perfect men, thanks to Disney movies

>Take a little wisdom from this old ass song
I'm not listening to any of your shit. I'll be miserable but at least I have my pride.

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"Pride cometh before the fall"
lol enjoy your suffering and eternal loneliness due to warped standards

I will, no matter how iniquitous my pride.

Funny thing is I listened to this song and bought it. I got with a dog that had a fridge for a body and she still left me lol

Gotta aim for the best because they'll all fuck you over regardless, might as well make it worth it to fuck them
>tfw dated an ugly and the ugly got uppity and cheated on me