Be me

>be me
>23 yr old NEET
>dropped out of highschool
>last job was at supermarket when I was 14
>friendless since kinder
>living at home
>never leave room
>'user we're disappointed in you and we feel it's best that you move out in 28 days'
>freakout.jpeg
>get on the dole
>find a sharehouse online
>only just affordable on dole
>mum gives me money for bond and buys me necessities for room
>haven't talked to a real life non relative human for years
>panicking at the thought
>two guys and a girl live there
>all 20-15
>guys are chads
>work a lot, not home much
>girl is qt 23
>student and freelances from home
>mostly us two at home
>makes me feel really welcome
>bakes me moving in cake with name on it
>we start talking and hanging out a lot
>overweight 5''2 acne ridden manlet talking to girl?
>fall asleep on the couch accidentally one night
>she rubs my leg and says name softly to wake me
>almost hard
>start falling asleep on couch on purpose
>becomes household meme
>get sick with flu
>she makes me soup and buys some meds
>takes care of me
>sets up couch with blankets and comfy movie for us to watch
>'been drinking enough water user?' all day every day
>getting off on this
>two guys hang shit on me for being a jobless neet
>she defends me
>'what do you like to do user?'
>'uh uh I'm ok at drawing'
>'I'll help you find a fine arts course!'
>she finds pathway course for people who didn't graduate
>tell her 2 anxious to go
>'it's ok user you can do it online!'
>get off dole, go on student allowance
>actually drawing again
>actually getting a certification
>get more interested in animation and graphic design
>her friends come around sometimes and we all drink
>find out she's gay
>heart shattered
>still love her more than anything ever
>her friends start inviting me to shit... outside the house?
>have nice small group of friends
>have degree
>have girl taking care of me
>mum is proud

Is she... is she an angel?

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Fuck, document this shit and make a script for a future movie. I'd watch it

does she have a gf desu? maybe you can show her god's light

Good for you user it's nice to know someone is changing for the better here.
I wish you luck and hope you stay happy

seriously dude move out and just see what happens life became actually magical

Nice try mom

your life can change for the better too desu
she doesn't at the moment but legit wouldn't want to ruin the friendship at this point

I already live alone though... nothing magical happened 3 years ago. But seriously, write everything down, you could make money selling the script. You'll have a lot of demand for neet movies in a few years.

I feel more ambitious now so maybe. Maybe I could make it an animation.

>NEET
>Poor family
>No monetary help

Is not easy if you don't have a job first or something that makes you change, like a downward spiral sucking you in

She must be a very kind hearted person if this is all true. You should do something nice for her, like platonically. Most people who run into an awkward shut-in just ignore them and make fun of them.

btw i'm not the same user, tho

But i think everything is harder when you don't have anything to fight for, and nobody is willing to help you

do you live with your family?her birthday's in August. would it be aspie to make her an animated short about how much I appreciate her or some shit?

>tfw no lesbian life coach and friend

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why are the best girls gay?

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What the fuck is dole? How can you afford your own place, and food if you do literally nothing?

there is still hope for me?
23 dropout neet here as well

ausfag. dole is government assistance for jobless people. 500 bucks a fortnight. room is 120 a week bills inc. shit suburb though. can life off of 380 per month - rent.

student allowance is the same, also got on rent assist so it's pushed to 560 a month. also get 2,000 in free student money a year. don't have to go to the job seeking appointments anymore :)

I live with my jobless father who gave up on me and we have a bad relation at home and with my mother, she's always out because her job.

I've tried to get out, i'm trying to find any job where i live (rural county) so i can save money and get the fuck out of here while i'm studying online a vocational degree (actually a little better valorated, i don't live in USA and i don't know any equivalent in english.)

Wish me good luck, i abandoned all hope.

And related to the OP, i'm glad to see people improving, i wish in a couple years i'll be in a similar situation, for real!

Sounds good, OP. Is it hard being 5'2? Also, are you a bong?
>t. 5'8 bong

Unironically a top quality post

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when I was 23 I was working temp job I was miserable at I got fired from later and it was pointless, i was going through religious phase because that's all people really offer to me in my personal life. My friend moved out of state so I didn't have anyone to move in with and then became neet again and money drained away and family hated me more.

it's a bad joke

Gif was only for btw. I wasn't mocking OP.

didn't think there was hope for me so I think so buddy

yeah my parents are malaysian

yeah, it fucking sucks

what's happened since friendo?