/r9gay/ - #347

Walking back from the store while holding his hand, talking, laughing, enjoying the moment no matter how often you do it.
Putting away the groceries you bought, taking out the snacks while he gets the movie ready.
Cuddle up on the couch under a blanket with him, watching the movie, eating snacks, the most important part to you. Feeling him close to you, never having thought how much joy he could bring to your life.

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First for gay sadness

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I just want to fall in love.
That's all I've ever wanted.

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why would you curse me with this feel? what did i ever do to you OP?

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What movie would you watch with someone the first time you watch something? What's a safe choice?

as long as they dress me up in cute girly clothes and fuck me

>tfw no non-bf friend who i talk and hang out with and also sometimes share dick pics, but it's not weird...bf
when the oceans currents were taking me away i shouldve let myself drown.

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daily reminder that blacks are the most disgusting creatures on this planet

Kero is a fucking LAD

I hope our chat was informative you two. Stay safe.

Depends what kind of movie they are into.
A happy couple can do what they want, just don't have the entire relationship revolve around sex.

Something Marvel. Or something like..
The shining. Good horror film always helps a first movie watching sesh.

I'm a depressed loser who will never find a bf. Just end me now.

Likewise user. You're fucking superb, helped a bunch thanks a bunch.

It really depends on the person. Sometimes you go with your favorite to see if you're compatible and sometimes you'd bring out an odd choice to set the mood
Untrue

you remembered my race play fantasy, god user at least wait til i get out of class to give me a boner

Please, call me Kero.
user was my father.
He ghosted my mom.
He taught me everything i know.

>Class
???
b& when?

>a horror movie
I'm a huge pussy though. I'd have nightmares.
People always give you a far too general answer if you ask that I feel like. It basically boils down to "everything". Ever felt that feeling when you show someone important something you really like and they're not into it at all?
These things are scary.

>be me
>fall for girl
>like fall so hard i might as well fallen off the Himalayas
>doesn't like me but still hangs and talks to me
>hits and kicks me unprovoked but not hard
>never hurts
>everyone i talk to says she secretly likes me
>Let her know i like her
>says she'll never like me
>Small smile on her face
>still love her

Should i move on or continue trying to make things work? Do i have an irl Tsundere

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>tfw listening to mommy and daddy fight when you're 5.
"I'm done with you, goodbye."
>Mommy cries
>Daddy leaves
>5yo Kero sheds a tear.
The moral of the story is you aren't what you smell.

>never have this

someone please come shoot me, i dont have any money but you can take whatever you want, just end my misery.

durr what's higher education

>girl
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, r9straight is two blocks down.

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Yasss! Iconic! But i dont cry. That, like badminton, is for faggots!

you'll get sex and presumably he'll be there to hold you.

Are you more likely to get laid if you watch a horror movie?

Yeah but you stop calling it >class
"Class" makes you seem like you're still in high school
there's a reason people call it a lecture
Everything that I don't do it for faggots

>says she'll never like me


i cant feel this feel any harder than i am right now user, i told him id do anything to make it work and he told me he did not like me and he never could and i'd never been so fucking obliterated in my life.

just know that you are not alone.

Oh significantly higher.
Just cuddle him and put ya head in his lap if you get too spooked. The shining is an especially good film as well. Not too scary, just excellently made.

>you show someone important something you really like and they're not into it at all?
They'll never like it as much as you, universal rule. Nothing we can do about it.
Yes.
You need more data. Anyways you know this is r9GAY right?

>tfw no uncut european bf to mock me for being circumcised on force me to lock that abomination until foregen is available and only allow me to have prostate orgasms

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Interesting. I've only watched like a handful of horror movies in my entire life, I usually avoid them.
>They'll never like it as much as you, universal rule. Nothing we can do about it.
Oh, I hate this...

whoops my b

guys, what if is a woman?
are lesbos welcome in /r9gay/?

/r9gay/ is for male homosexuals only. Lesbians and Trannies can fuck off

considering the fact that 90% of people in r9gay aren't gay, sure

Caring about sexuality this much is pathetic

Fear increases sexual activity. Doesn't work for me because I don't need to trick my way into someones pants but you're obviously in need of some help.
Making you feel bad helps you by the way.

>Making you feel bad helps you by the way.
How?!

GAY
go make your own general or find somewhere else that's a bunch of fags circle jerking

This has been discussed before. Lesbians are fine here. They don't have large enough numbers to fuck anything up and since everybody here is (hopefully) gay there would be no issue with orbiting or lust.
This is pretty much the exact same as the 30000 >tfw no gf threads you people have all the time. Whats the issue?

It's a long and difficult thing to explain. Blah blah, low lows, blah blah high highs. You get the idea. You feel like shit, you get scared, you see how wants sex, sex makes you excited, the good emotions whitewash the bad and you get the high of a century.

Boom, another tripfag lands in the filter.

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where do you live? Also do you mind if I fuck your corpse?

I strongly dislike females.
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy, brother.

Anyone else get that feeling when reading a furry doujin where you really like it, but you aren't an actual furry because you only like a few comics?
It feels conflicting.

>tfw you upset him
>again
why am i so fucking awful

Do you like drawn anthropomorphic animals?
If yes - Furry
if no - Not Furry
You're a furry, stop trying to justify cognitive dissonance

dont fret and enjoy you know what you like

i hope you already apologised before making this post

Seems like this is the new thread so let me repeat my question here.

Do you gays actually want to cuddle and be romantic with another masculine man? Cuz that's not just gay, that's like triple gay or something.
I thought the whole point of being gay is to have loads of gay sex. Sex is awesome and feels good.
But being romantic? Looking deep into another man's eyes and kissing him passionately? Hugging and cuddling? Now that's gay.

I hope you apologize for making this post

>Anyone else get that feeling where you like something but don't want to cus the internet said it was bad

The anti-tranny thing is pissing me off because I know how it's going to shake out.

We're going to have a place where it's cool to be an actual Pepsi-sponsored trutrans, and a #pride numale dadfucker, but not a weird faggy nerd who fucks other weird faggy nerds because of anime. This is what is meant by "robots always lose" - anything you have will be taken, twisted unimaginably into fake crap. If it's any consolation, Jow Forums will also lose, because of these three - globalism's castrati, fat Star Wars tweeters, and anime gays, only the latter is not completely managed by the senile-ass establishment.

friendly reminder that internet relationships are not real and never will be

Yep, attraction to men. We're gay.

Attraction to cock. Not to men.

What? No I'm attracted to men. what does gay mean now?

There is no point of being gay. All it means is you're attracted to other males. Some prefer to fuck like rabbits and others, like most of us here want a romantic relationship with another man.
If you're just attracted to cock and not any other part of the male body it sounds like you have just a cock fetish. Most of us are attracted to male body in general.

Then why the fuck does every gay person want sex and not romance? You seem to be the outlier user.

Trannies need to GTFO of r9gay or there will be casualties

BANANA BREAD.
BANANA BREAD.
BANNAA BREAD.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
THE TIME IS NOW.

There has to be more to it though. Maybe only traps feel like they can be romantic with men?

There's a difference between being gay and being a faggot.
I'm definitely not a faggot.

i did
im sorry

Grindr gays are an outspoken larger minority. I still think at least 2/3rds of homosexuals want more of a romantic relationship. Most homos at least the ones here don't go around talking how gaycthey are

Well then i respect faggots more than your kind. At least they're not prude like most girls.

Sure, at least I'm honest and not deceptive.

No one here is really gay though. I am but thats all i know. The rest of you are just faggy cutebois! I want a fucking masculine gay bf now!

Wait I don't understand your point. This reality changes nothing. Us letting trannies hang out in r9gay isn't gonna prevent the zeitgeist from taking gayness and turning it into whatever is the most marketable abomination they can sell.
I thought I was the one who was supposed to say it. and why now? Don't call me out here dude, I don't want them knowing
Is this some sort of esoteric bait? Being gay is about being attracted to men, being a faggot is about all that pop culture shit and fucking like rabbits
Not being a slut =/= Prude

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it is unmanly to be ugly- true form of Aryan man resembles Link, elves of legend! Miyamoto became rich through ancient Thulean knowledge!
"masc 4 masc"/bara is attempt by ophidians to normalize "amerimutt" physique, lay groundwork for squat, stocky slave-race- gold miners, draft animals, even food!

There's nothing deceptive with asking to suck dick. Its deceptive to go on dates, get into a relationship, and then not having sex with the person that you got to know and leaving him. You're no better than girls.

HOLY SHIT
That's the jump you made from "I'm not a faggot"
I mean, there's a difference between a black man and a nigger, do you dispute that?
Did you simply feel attacked because you're a faggot?

The NES Is A Vril Phase-Stepper

I'm not a trap and I'm sure most of the guys here aren't. Two normal guys can be romantic together.

I hate traps so fucking much! Rawr fuck traps.

Dude what? Do you gays now have your own language?

Sex is not a prize that needs to be won. You're not special. You're not a girl. Stop acting like one. Be a man and suck dick or let someone suck yours.
The whole appeal of you gays is your willingness to have sex. That's the only way you're different to girls.

Are we under some tranny raid again?

is okay nothing can ever happen with a trap anyway they are ghosters, all of them

seems like it
/thread
too soon

THE TIME HAS COME
AND SO HAVE I
NOW WE MUST AWAY

BANANA BREAD

can you please shut the fuck up with your dumb ass questions and leave the thread? no one cares about your opinion on what is gay and what is not gay.

Varg is gay? Maybe his teenage son?
I can't tell if it's trannies or some heterofags

>ask one simple question
>gays think its a raid
>they abandon thread

I obviously am. Are you actually attractive tho?

>day 7561
>still no amputee bf
It'll never happen will it...

What do you have to do to reach level 4 of gay? I want to be the gayest person in here.

It's not gay to be a faggy cuteboy?

But you gays love discussing your gayness with straight people.

IGNORE TRANNY POSTS AND REPORT TRANNY POSTS
IGNORE TRANNY POSTS AND REPORT TRANNY POSTS
THIS IS A GAY ONLY THREAD.

Thank you for protecting me user-sama. Would you like to smell my soiled pantsu?

no we just put up with your dumbass questions

I don't know about level 4 but I'm a level 5 gay. I wont have sex with something if it doesn't have a shadow.

find your dream guy, get old together, die in each others arms after 70+ years of a loving relationship

Constantly talk about feelings and emotions with a masculine man that you genuinely love while you yourself are masculine. That's level 4.

I'm just saying, it'd be fucking nice if _____ (whoever the fuck, institutionally 'allied' but not probably legit on someone's payroll, more like a hobbyist thing) hadn't put out a hit on on the whole "Jow Forums trap culture" thing.

That's good enough you gayboy. That's good enough.

I think you reached that point years ago, the real omega gay

Face it, he's never coming back. I miss him too.