HELP ME

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I ATE IT THE POSSIBILITY DAWNED ON ME ONLY LATER

I WAS TRYING TO DO SOME RETARDED FOOD EXPERIMENT AND FORGOT THAT GLASS EXPLODES AT A CERTAIN TEMPERATURE
IM SO FUCKING RETARDED WHY DID I EAT IT ANYWAY WHY DO I DO THINGS

just kys already before the pain starts to kick in

SERIOUSLY NOT HELPFUL

ER now
this a no shit you could be dead my morning issue
GET TO THE HOSPITAL

Details on this? Might help

WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM? THAT I'M A FUCKING RETARD? OR DO I JUST GO IN THERE SAYING "OH YEAH JUST CHECK ME UP SENPAI" AND GET MY ASS KICKED?

yeah want kind of experiment? only think i can imagine is some exploded and accidentally found its way into your mouth and you said fuck it ill eat it

Do nothing. Death by misadventure. If it makes you feel better drink yourself stupid or get a hold of a teensy weensy bit of that weedle-dee-deed.

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I WAS HEATING UP A GLASS WITH FOOD IN IT TO MAKE SOME OF IT MELT AND IT BLEW UP BUT I DIDN'T SEE ANY SPLINTERS OF GLASS ANYWHERE SO I ATE IT LIKE THE DUMB FAGGOT I AM
BUT THEN I NOTICED SPLINTERS ON THE GROUND

the truth you idiot
you think yo may have ingested glass
a doctor laughing at you is a lot better than shitting blood and intestine pieces for 12 hours before death

na i think the pieces of glass will find their way to his hearth and die of a suddenly cardiac attack

YOU'RE NOT BEING FUCKING FUNNY NEITHER OF YOU

Dumbass OP. Chew your food.

i am not trying to be funny, i am saying the truth

Hey, idiot. If you're that worried... go to a fucking doctor you stupid moron, jesus christ.

Get off your computer. Go to a doctor.

I DID CHEW IT

Then you're fine. No piece of glass that small could cut your insides up enough to kill you.

ARE YOU 100% SURE
FUCK FUCK FUCK

Go to the hospital plz

how do you not know if you ate broken glass fucking OP, what did you eat cocaine?

Yes. Jesus Christ, it's not unheard of. Your insides are thick enough that you're fine. At worst, you might expect a little bleeding, but nothing deep like a big shard of glass would do.

READ MY OTHER POST IT CAN'T END WELL IF I GO THERE

For your entertainment.
quora.com/Can-you-die-from-eating-broken-glass

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HOW BIG ARE WE TALKING HERE
I CAN'T STOP PANICKING

dude, I'm not being funny
this is what shards of glass do to your digestive tract
LOG OFF AND GO TO THE HOSPITAL

My family used to keep pasta in a cheap glass jar with a glass lid that would chip, used to accidentally eat tiny bits of glass all the time, i'd hear a tiny crunch from time to time between my teeth like a grain of sand, never had any issues.

As long as you chewed your food properly, you're safe, OP. Tiny slivers can't kill you, even if you ingested a bunch of them.

NOT HELPING user

I DON'T REMEMBER IF I CHEWED IT WELL ENOUGH

Think about what you were eating, How long did you chew what you were eating, approximately? Do you normally chew thoroughly? If you were cramming it into your face without processing it much, rushing the chewing process, you probably didn't chew enough to notice glass/break it down to safe levels, depending on how big of bites you were taking. I don't have much to go off of, since I don't know anything else besides that you THINK glass exploded and you THINK you ingested some.

eat a shit ton of bananas at oatmeal
occasionally children will swallow a needle or something and this is what the doctors do
Takes about 24 hours to pass everything
think like 12 bananas and 6 bowls of oatmeal
you don't have to try and eat it in 20 minutes, just eat as much of it as you can and try to finish everything in about three or four hours
gl user, you're going to need it

I KNOW IT EXPLODED I JUST THOUGHT THE FRAGMENTS WERE BIGGER

THANKS I GUESS

You're fine, user. I doubt you were taking massive bites without chewing, right? You would've noticed a big enough piece of glass.

one day I'm going to make up some wild ass emergency to post just to see what advice /b/ gives me

Isn't that how you get constipated? If he really does have glass in him, this could kill him. You're really cheeky, user.

YOU'RE A MASSIVE CUNT THANK GOD I ONLY ATE 2

the oatmeal is to provide the fiber to move it out
the banana is to pack around the sharp object(s) because it will be slightly softer than his digestive tract
I suppose you could replace the oatmeal with psyllium fiber (metamuscel)

well at least he asked here instead of /b/

see I'm really trying to help

I admit, I don't know enough about digestion to dismiss that. I was just worried you were trying to dupe him into something potentially fatal IF he did have a sizable piece of glass in him. I think OP's overblown reactions are funny, though.

Jesus christ the trolls in this thread.
OP, how big was the piece of glass?
And how thick?
There is a 99% chance fucking nothing will happen.
Magician and circus wizards have been eating lightbulb since their invention, it's not a big deal.
Despite what the absolute fucking idiots in this thread are saying, Glass is almost harmless unless you ate a fucking piece of glass as big as one of your fingers.
The main problem is the travel between your stomach and intestine, after the digestion, which could be problematic if you ate a very sharp piece of glass that is also thick and big.
Stomach acids can easily consume steel, user.
You don't have to worry in the case of a glass splinter, nothing will happen.
Just relax, your body will take care of it.

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You must have stubs for fingers.

What I told him to do is exactly what the hospitals have done for decades for children

iron is quickly dissolved by stomach acid (sulfuric) glass is not. A single tiny piece is generally not too harmful but powered glass has been used as an assassination tool for centuries

Broken glass, huh? Your chances don't look good.

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THEY'RE NOT OVERBLOWN I DONT WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS

Assuming you won't just either suffocate or severely injure yourself and bleed through all of your esophagus and antrum cardiacum as you swallow said piece of glass, the hydrochloric acid in your stomach is strong enough to smooth the edges of a glass shard at almost crystalline levels.
Sure, it wont be consumed, given how corrosive resistant is Silicon, but it is definitely not going to open any relevant cuts in your intestine.
Shitting it would be a problem tho.
The human body is stronger than you think, fearmongering around because you've read some retarded quora\yahoo answers\wikipedia pages about eating glass is just dumb.
t. medical school student

>iron is quickly dissolved by stomach acid (sulfuric)
>sulfuric
So you're telling me you digest your food by using mustard gas.
Glad to see you're talking out of your ass.

that's dependent on the glass as well
some glass won't feel even fuming sulfuric acid and will stay sharp

>but powered glass has been used as an assassination tool for centuries
That is scientifically and medically wrong.
Give me a credible source or just cease this falsities fiesta of yours.
>some glass
Unless you're eating industrial thermal\chemical treated glass, no.

>medical school student
Here's some fun homework: Eat some glass.
It's not fearmongering. We know nothing about the size of the glass he ingested. You need to stop pretending you're better just because you're a failure as a student. Ask questions before smugly assuming he is alright.

ok, dumbass
do your own google search and tell me what stomach fluid is
mustard gas is C4H8Cl2S, a chemical that contains sulfur but isn't sulfuric acid

>Unless you're eating industrial thermal\chemical treated glass, no.
Okay, OP never specified. He said he was doing "an experiment". Read the thread, D-student

>the hydrochloric acid in your stomach is strong enough to smooth the edges of a glass shard at almost crystalline levels.
Gonna need a source on that one

I remember reading about assassinations in renaissance Italy where ground glass was used as a murder weapon
supposedly Sultan Bejazet II and Sir Thomas Overbury were both killed that way

Go to hospital. How big is it? If not sure, hospital. If bigger than a pebble, hospital.

I think he was just baiting, user. Hydrochloric acid does not work on glass, as well. He hasn't responded.

No thanks.
I will just keep proving armchair doctors like you wrong because you think you can easily give medical advices to random idiots because of google.
I strongly suggest you to take chemistry classes again, because Sulfuric Acid (H2SO4) is absolutely absent in any form or shape in the human body.
Gastric fluids are a combination of hydrocloric acid (HCl) and two chlorides, specifically potassium (KCl) and sodium (NaCl).
Mixing Sulfur in the equation would likely kill you, as the chlorides would likely bind with Sulfur and CO2 in your body to form first vitriol, and then mustard gas in the form of delightful belches.
There is a reason we tell people to not eat or breathe Sulfur.
Ok, i'll give you that, good job finding a piece of that shit in a household.
Apparently i was wrong, Hydrofluoric acid is the one that can damage glass, not hydrochloric.
Oh well, i'm still a student for a reason.

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>powdered diamonds
Really?
There are no scientific sources.
It's just dumb shit told by primitive and retrograde historians centuries ago.

>I will just keep proving armchair doctors like you wrong because you think you can easily give medical advices to random idiots because of google.
I proved you wrong, though. You haven't done anything to ease OP's frustration. All you've done is show you're inept.

But i have?
You're the autistic retards that can't accept defeat from a medical professional and must bash and stomp your feet like little children "no iam wwight >:C"
But then once again, you're on Jow Forums for a reason.

I heard it as ground glass
idk, I wasn't there i just read about it
powdered diamonds sounds just as plausible to me

To me as well, but think about it for a second.
-powdered-
-diamonds-
Yeah, -diamonds-.
That ain't glass, son.

>a medical professional
I literally did a 5 second google search and found evidence against everything you claimed about breaking down glass. You're probably not even out of highschool.

Oh really?
Show me then.
If you can.:^)

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I agree that glass and diamonds aren't the same thing
I may have read it wrong or I got bad info but I distinctly remember ground glass as a murder weapon
powdered diamond might be used the same way
I don't have any first hand knowledge, I have never tried to kill anyone

Damn, you really hooked me. You win, baiter.

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Op, you still here?
How are you feeling?

Well me neither, but i have never heard of someone dying from powdered glass.
Mainly because it's a common magician trick to chew lightbulb glass until it turns into fine paste and then swallow it.
Would be kinda contradictory if people were killing other cunts with the same method magicians are mesmerizing plebs kids since the 19th century.
Powdered diamonds would probably kill you, but not in the same way as glass.
They would probably just severely constipate you, but back then it was common knowledge among apothecaries to have quite a lot of rimedies for constipation.

OP HERE

IM DEAD NOW

did you at least call poison control?
just tell them you swallowed a piece of glass in your food

My bet is it got too scary to read this thread any more, but he still didn't want to go to the hospital, so he's just panicking on his own now.

Actually op here. I'm still not feeling anything but i'm a bit calmer after beating my meat twice.
I accept whatever fate.

I had heard that the geeks were eating candy glass, somehow using sugar to look like glass as a stunt
idk
I do know that stunt shows and movies use candy glass for bar fights

Only sensible thing to do would be to eat more glass

I hope it's nothing more than a scare for you
This thread was entertaining but I don't want you to be hurt

Don't listen to this user. I want you to get hurt. We're all waiting for you to tell us that you just vomited up blood.

>were eating candy glass
Nah, some maybe aka the biggest pussies, but some used actual real lightbulbs.

Ha-ha.

I hope so too

This. That way you can get a real reason to go to the hospital without being laughed at.

lmao nigga you dead go get some surgery before you die.

how the fuck do u think u did? and how do u even manage that? jesus fuck

>reads the original post
>doesn't read the thread
>post a stupid question that was carefully answered

How does dumb shit like this get so many replies ?

This, doctors see a lot of weird shit, they'll just be glad it's just some idiot dude that may or may not have ingested some minuscle piece of glass and not the umpteenth dude with some foreign object stuck up his ass