>brother slipped whats basically weed extract into my sandwich
>again
thats it, how do i get back at him?
Brother slipped whats basically weed extract into my sandwich
Nolan Moore
Zachary Ross
Lace his toilet paper with LSD
Blake James
>Basically
Yeah but what is it ACTUALLY
Ryder Nguyen
i'm thinking about calling the cops
Easton Young
Kick him in the wiener. 74 times.
Hudson White
>get back at him
Uhhh... Buy him a beer?
Adrian Powell
Cum in his face while he's sleeping
Austin Harris
Make him a cup of coffee and put some of your cum in it. Make sure it's a milk coffee
Lincoln Collins
>74
neanderthal
how is this not original
Henry Gutierrez
Open your boipuccy and offer yourself to him
Camden King
>Brother poisoned me
that's probably illegal in most countries, get him thrown in prison
Michael Murphy
that is horrendous and disgusting, you fowl animal you should feel like shit for saying that
Wyatt Lewis
Put meth in his coffee
Jose King
>bro found the weed sandwich
OH SHIT
Christopher Morgan
its probably CBD oil that you can buy at any healthfood store
Colton Brooks
>This shits super strong what is this how do you make coffee this strong is there espresso in this wow that's strong coffee I'm sweating haha how'd you make this why is my dick so hard did I just see someone out the window?
Mason Martinez
Put sandwich extract in his weed
Elijah Mitchell
>most countries
>most
That's a little word that guards your fragile ego against accusations of being wrong. Usually people use it on Reddit, what's it doing here?
Tyler Foster
does he drink coffee?
clean his coffee cup for him
once it's dry, rub dawn all over it
bake it in the oven at 200F for 15 minutes
the next time he uses it, he will get the worst case of the shits he's ever had
Parker Foster
buy some sodium nitrite on amazon and poison his food
Ian Brown
Dump a bottle of eyedrops in his drink.
Cameron Young
you'd fucking kill the lad
for no reason, did you know beard oil is extremely fucking poisonous? like, an eyedropper the size of the tip of your thumb could kill a man
like, wtf
Caleb Allen
YOU ARE GIVEN FREE DRUGS WITHOUT HAVING TO GO OUTSIDE AND YOU'RE COMPLAINGING?????
Nicholas Price
Eye drops will give him violent diarrhea
Ryder Gutierrez
Are you actually retarded I never said beard oil?
Adrian Perez
Or a coma.
Look into the active ingredients, look into what effects those have if ingested.
If you want to poison someone without taking it too far, you have to do your homework.
If you want laxative, buy laxatives.
Colton James
Say thank you & pay him back for the free drugs. That shit can get expensive.
But why are you complaining like a faggot? It's not like it was crack or something that's actually addictive or dangerous.
Alexander Ward
Put fermented apple juice bottles in his mattress.