/britfeel/

Well gutted you lads didn't tell me about Bovril earlier. I've only just started drinking it these past couple of days and it's delicious.

It's like tea, but gravy instead.

haha you think the thread revolves around you.

>just submitted master's application
holy shit my armpits are fucking drenched lads, I'm so fucking nervous

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Got with a fat girl lads. Doesn't feel good. I feel like I've fucked a bloke. I might have to stop drinking and doing drugs.

Wow OP just takes it up the bum

fuq u make it yourself next time

Man these /britfeel/ FUCKING threads are filled with utter faggots.
Go nuke yourselves.

Got asked for ID for a can of monster lads, I'm 21 years old.

you sound Iike a right fag

It does.
/brifeel/ would be dead without me.
In fact it wouldn't even exist.

its not that bad mate, i know loads of lads who have shagged fat girls.

are you fucking serious mate, this wanker took quints from /ourgirl/ nikki 'fuck my arse and cum deep in my booty' minaj?!

Also your image needs more mosques, blacks and Arabs.

oi mate you got a loicense fer that can

>state of you
Iaffin

No Nicki was too early. He took it from

I'm 24 and still get ID'd all the time lad. Also some places have started IDing for energy drinks as policy so it doesn't get governmental regulation

Drinking a pint of Shipyard in my old Spoons. Feels good.

I worry about getting a girlfriend at my age (late 20s) because I know it's getting late for women at that point and I'd basically have to stick with her for the rest of my life.

My flatmates have friends over EVERY FUCKING NIGHT and they can spend literally 5-6 hours in the kitchen doing fucking nothing. Just drinking and chatting and being insanely loud. I've taken to bringing all the food/drinks I'll need for the evening into my room as soon as I come home from work and locking myself in. Also started pissing in the sink now since I have one in my room and it's simpler than walking past the kitchen to the toilets.

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Just make them think that. As long as you don't verbally or legally commit and don't live them you are fine.

We're probably the toughest general on Jow Forums. All sosts of characters end up here

think i'm going to push the boundaries tonight lads. pork joint in the slow cooker with veg herbs pepper and salt.=bog standard.
mixing gravy granules with chipolte sauce and making a spicy gravy=thinking outside the box

>We're probably the toughest general on Jow Forums

Unironically this. Loads of mad characters here.

When will /britfeeI/ radio be back on Iads?

Never, host died from AIDS because he's a faggot

quality post desu lad

t. Abu Bin Qiddifiddle

I don't think people know whether the host is even still alive so I doubt it mate. It's a real shame. I hope the lad is alright.

t. furqan qiddis

Same here, he's a good Iad.

just did a type 3 poo

any of you lot tried growing weed before?

>work nights
>had an insane headache and nausea for the past 6 hours
>feel a lot better now
>but only had maybe 3 hrs sleep
>will absolutely be shat on if i go to work

do i just call in sick lads?

Many a time. Never on an industrial scale tho

my friends mum is growing his weed for him out in her polytunnel

>Abu Bin Qiddifiddle
>furqan qiddis

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alri pubes lad

might be crona aactually

*throws a bucket of cold water over you*
sober up and give the appropriate (You)'s
state of you

>Also started pissing in the sink now since I have one in my room and it's simpler than walking past the kitchen to the toilets.

are you the lad who was too anxious to go to the toilet when anyone was in? Felt bad for that lad but it killed my sides

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Someone who works for landlord saw me and grassed me up, heard them talking about it so I went and confessed he was checking anyway.
Just done 14k steps to walk him home, old boys 8 year old and still a puppy at heart. Best 2 days of the year, done more exercise last 2 days than I've done in last 6 month. Just having a rest before last 10 minutes.

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nice dog. would pet.

You are like one of those thirsty guys sending dog pics to girls for attention. Nobody cares about your shit dog.

youtube.com/watch?v=MVc3Z-bG6Eo
Iove this

>grassed me up
about what? *casually pets doggo while we chat*

Its generally considered a big thing to take your life, sort of like a final resort, but there hasn't been a prelude to this way of thinking. I lead a comfortable life in the countryside with my family, I have nothing to worry about and never have. Yet, I've always just wanted to sleep. I have a very formulaic attitude towards the whole thing. I don't consider suicide with tears, addiction or even depression, I just want to die. I don't understand it. I just want to stop existing as an organism.

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obviously didn't have a doggo license

Staffs are top lads

SOPHIE is great, but what's the one where it goes "and I tried so hard"? that's the best one imo

>made by a tranny
miss me with that shit

You'll just be reborn unless you can remove yourself from attachments though

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I wish I could compose stuff casually like this guy. I'd like to be more highbrow but ultimately I'm a brainlet.

youtube.com/watch?v=ANrhxB8v0FQ

Luckily death is very achievable for even the absolute fuck up that you are. Lets be real, if you want to die you can go out and jump off a bridge, you will die and there will be no error. Except you won't, all you want is attention. I am sick to death of every fucking edgelord these days talking about how much they want to die. If you wanted death you would be dead. Now with that in mind do you want to keep begging for attention or actually go do it?

Shoo shoo abstraction of the problem man

What's it in lad? And where abouts you hoping to do it?

fuck knows. i just like that song, it's the only 1 i've heard
hurr hurr, is it. well i just watch that vid so don't know. have liked songs in the past and then seen the video and BTFO'd.
though. you just look at them and think what a tit

Last time I fucked a fat girl I woke up really early and nicked a load of eggs and bacon for my breakfast when I got home, 20 quid out of her purse for a taxi and a bottle of milk for the journey.

How do you know that is true?

what a legend lod, where did you meet her

That's funny af. Did she ever call you back?

I don't but some people think it is.

NIGGAS IFFY UH BLIFFY GOT THE STIFFY UH
GOT THE BLICKY UH DRUM IT HOLDS FIFTY UH

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fuckin legend lad, love getting a fast one on fatties lol

Very decently said lad

you lot are really mean desu

and a faggot too evidently

So why express it? seems rather pointless

>t. fat girl(male)

yikes, this samefagging does not look good.

whats that lad

It's Jow Forums lad, what are you expecting of me?

So is SP dead from alchol poisoning

here laddo rate your last one

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*snap* got ya

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Why don't you join in and be social?

BACK OF THE NET NGUBU MY SON

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>follow people I used to go to school with on facebook
>wait until there's a big house party (has to be at least 30 people I'd say)
>turn up a few hours after everyone arrives
>everyone is slightly drunk
>shuffle around a bit, try and be pleasant but keep it light
>steal wallets, phones and valuables from the pile of jackets and coats
This is fucking great lads, ngl

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Met her at a friend's BBQ, she wasn't huge but she looked like a chubby mouse.

Never gave her my number, didn't know much more than her name as I'd only met her a few hours before.

As soon as I woke up I knew I'd made a mistake because of a condom wrapper next to me and the fact I was in bed completely dressed shoes and everything. I got dressed after she fell asleep so I could make a quick exit in the morning.

i expect nothing, i wanted to know why.

I guess I find it an interesting thought and it's better than 'kek kys then'

Why don't people like this man?

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just deadlifted 100kg 5 reps for the first time, pretty happy lads

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youtube.com/watch?v=k8RcDb_wZfQ

hope this happens to you before you use your strength to do something illegal, you nonce

"So... I guess you've never been with a prostitute before then" she said.
I replied.." well, no, but how can you tell?"
She said.." look, don't worry about it, just take the pound coins out my fanny and we'll start again"

>tfw no girl(male) friend who knows you have a panty fetish and teases you all the time by flashing her knickers
life just isnt fair

People go all weird when it comes to genocide duno why

I am stealing this

ever stolen a pair to wank with lad?

>dropping the bar

what a faggot, missing a good chunk of the exercise that's important for lower back development

'her' knickers would smell of balls