TFW NO LONG HAIRED CHUNKY HAIRY BF

>TFW NO LONG HAIRED CHUNKY HAIRY BF
REEEEEEEEEEEE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE BF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

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>no tall skinny lanky curly mop hair bf

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hey baby wyd later

>no small babyface androgynous genius bf

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i have kinda wavy hair if that counts, but im 5'1" and still kinda chubby (im like 120 lbs now i think, i went down from my highest at 160)
eating your ass ofcourse hehe xd ;^)
i still look a bit androgynous, but im starting to lean on the side of masculine, so i probably wont look that way for much longer. also, im like, practically einstein kappa

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why did you post that picture
now I am scared of you

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why not, my fellow annony ???

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haha fat cat
my anxieties are somewhat lessened
nice dubs

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>long hair
>chunky
>hairy
>taken
Sorry user

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why torture me like so, user ??? why do me in dirty like this ??? it's enough to make a man cry
have more cute n fluffy animals, for hopefully, they'll put you at ease my good friend

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taken by whom if one may inquire?

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>long hair (I was a mentalhead in my teenager years, not really that much into metal anymore but I still keep my hair long)
>hairy as fuck (italian/arab mix)
>240lbs/6'1

What do I win?

I will give you a dollar

yeah, he obviously cant be any better than the great and powerful jack, ofcourse
:^)
be my bf desu. also youre literally a foot taller than me
as will i

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you are a 5 foot tall male?

yes kappa
:^)))))))))))

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bumperino desu nya

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>no sassy drag queen gf who bosses you around and makes you go clothes shopping with her

i do not approve user thats pretty heterosexual !!!!!!

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yes and because of that we could hold hands in public and no one would know

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no please ..... im a good law abiding man .... dont do this to me !
that defeats the purpose, user !!!!!!

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pushing you into a chute marked "/trash/" but it's hard and i keep slipping up because you are fat
breaking one of my ankles in an ill-advised attempt to bodily hurl you into the thing

user im like 120 lbs and only 5'1" though
i am short and small and warm like mashed potato

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so you are saying that you wouldn't want to hold your bf's hand in public? D:

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