Why dont you flirt with girls?

>Why dont you flirt with girls?

go ask Morgan Freeman how well that went for him.

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Because I do not want to enter
a relationship with any kind of
creature.
I just do not feel the need to do so.
The idea of sex is pretty offputting to me.
Probably cause I am christian and never got too
involved in the women and stuff like that.

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I'm too awkward to talk to females in a purely platonic fashion
How the fuck am I gonna flirt with one?

because mr normie im a fat loser who doesnt do anything and i have severe anxiety that im still working through. I'm also gay so i dont get that filter that horny straight guys get when they talk to women

You are confusing meeting girls with flirting with girls.

Nobody actually flirts with strangers unless they are at a club where everyone is kinda already on board.

How does one flirt?
I don't know how

>its a chad comes to Jow Forums thread
you and a hundred thousand like you have done this thread and it never ever goes anywhere. You can site how you are bored or whatever but really you are just a retard

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It's more about inflection rather than what you actually say.

Don't get me wrong, what you say is important, but thats not the real "flirtatious" part of flirting. It's hard to put to words, but flirting is more about vibing with someone and matching their energy

>Being retarded for being good at flirting with girls

I was funny and I guess kind of flirty all the time as a kid. But in like 7th or 8th grade (I jumped a class, I was basicly a little kid at this time still) some rumors started, of me haiving fell in love with one girl (had big tiddies).
People were talking and teasing me with it all the time. I just was really scared. So I stoped, up to now.

They often give away looks.

no you are retarded because you came to Jow Forums and made this fucking thread dude, fuck you can't even read lmao. Just go back to fucking girls or some shit dude you are to garbage to help people let alone read

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>implying meaningless sex will magically solve "robots'" problems
Why do you do this

>that filter that horny straight guys get when they talk to women
???

>Basicly you talk with her about interesting things.
Things with emotion. Not like how a double is calculated. Like about animal rights and shit.
This gives an emotional connection.
>You are funny and make jokes.
She might laugh about the dumbest things, just because you get that joking vibe out to her.
>You are open and have such a vibe.
Like being spontaneous(important anyway, like for jokes and generaly conversations), maybe even tell her,
for excample that you are hungry, and she should quickly come with you to pick up food nearby.
>You can give her a little compliment.
Not too much tho or you are just another needy guy
Maybe even something, where she at the beginning thinks you will comliment her, but turns out to be just about an acessoir she has and you find cool.
Then you can go with how she reacts and maybe laugh after and tell, that she is obviously looing nice.
>To spicen things up put some sexual touch to it.
Like words or phrases with two meanings.
when she looks diffrent at you or maybe even says what she thought. You can in a funny vibe prettend innocence. Not like you want to really convince her of it, but in a play full way, leaving it obvious that you thought of the sexual meaning too.

This is so far what came to my mind.
I havent done it in a long time tho.

That all sounds extremely calculated and mechanical though. Is this what love is? An algorithm?

I like how doing everything is your excuse but you're likely a betamax who is too scared to

>being spontaneous(important anyway, like for jokes and generaly conversations)
If you are mechanical and calculated it is not right. It is more liek tips, what to maybe practice, so it comes out naturally.

maybe love is this idk.
But flirting is not automaticly love.
It is best, when it is mainly for fun.(maybe even like a game, of who falls for the other one first.
I should start doing it again, but I just don't get to know any people.
Obviously it is easiest and best to practice around people you already got to know on a basic level.

Because you're not very physically attractive and don't help your case by lacking assertiveness. You're not a woman, so you have to go and get what you want. But you're not a woman, so you're not biologically programmed to magically expect the world to conform to your whims like a moron.

honestly...its weird. i feel like an animal, ive repressed sex...not because im a fuckin pathetic virgin who obsesses over it.

but ive focused on actual life outside the sex. humour, respect, arguing, debating, making deals, and emotional intelligence.

i make laughs, and compliment, though i think im right with unthought confidence, youd call me a kid in my innocence.

but moments, i slip into this trigger-boner happy turned on state around attractive women ive talked to, or who give me attention.

Whatever the reason or philosophy, i can joke well. I am holding back my potential of flirting power, because really, ill just use my joking in the big fuckin mind area that has huge thoughts of 'SEX TITS LIPS LAUGH SMILE BANG HER, HER PERSONALITY, HER HISTORY'...

I heard usually acctually girls make like a first small move, by giving away looks. Because most men wouldn't approache her else.
When you watch your environment you might notice from time to time a girl looking interested at you.

Fuck off chad. Nobody wants you anywhere near this board.

I'm not Chad so I'll get sued for sexual harassment.

Too physically unattractive to flirt succesfully

I don't know how. The few times I've managed to flirt successfully were just me trying to fuck with the girl and piss her off.

It's not fucking worth it.
I don't like being treated like a show dog to perform tricks in exchange for treats.
Women are evil.

The fuck is a look? I look at the tv. Doesn't mean I want to have sex with it.

I'm only capable of flirting with fembots
IRL girls are outside of my expertise

no way a chad, just happens to most guys more or less often. especially when you look a bit diffrent so they acctually see you.
Acctually a virgin, but more voluntarely, have better things to do.

A special way an interested girl looks at you, you would recognise it, if you look at her too.

Women only want Chad to approach them.

>you would recognise it, if it happened to you
fixed

yes, but only if he acctualy also looks at people

does that mean the person who makes the first move is entitled to cheat?

I'm autistic and I just get extremely fucking anxious whenever I talk to people because I think they can tell that I'm autistic and think that I'm a creepy retard, even though I'm not even the hand flapping retard kind.

if a girl will fuck you, she will not keep it a secret. plain and simple.

Imagine you have a 0.01% chance of your flirting Becoming successful.
You flirt with 1000 girls and you're in

>You miss every shot you don't take
orignaionfgao

I know this feeling too well.
I also act more socially aloof than I am to evade these situations.

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Of that's the case that I would "recognize" is. Then for certain it has never happened to me.

You forgot the part where 50% of failures land you in jail.

>wanting to flirt with random roasties
The only thing I can think of more awkward than asking a girl out is having to tell her "sorry but I'm not looking to date a degenerate" after the first date.
I'm never going to date anyone before I've learnt how they act / what their values are either personally or from other people.

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Let me tell you, when it really is a girl for you she will not care, about you being autistic.
Just honesty is what counts. I think just being open and painfully honest comes off as the best.
I think after a few attempts you will be able to really come out of yourselfe around people.

I'm not ugly either. Fit and tall. Yet I can't help but feel they can detect somekind of uncanniness behind my eyes.

I've tried, I physically can't. I'm just awful at coming up with clever things to say in the moment. In fact, not even clever things, if I'm anxious about the conversation then I'll have trouble stringing together even the most basic sentences. It's awful and I don't know how to get around it.

Also I'm an average looking 5'4" manlet so it's hard for me to get past the fact that 99% of girls will be upset to have me talking to them.

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You also need to have your eyes open. When you are rather invisible in crouds, you might need to stand out more or just approach girls.
Many might even if they didn't give you the interested look first, start to be interested, once they recognise or get to know you

don't worry about it just tell shit that comes to your mind straight out. The vibe is what acctually counts the most.
If you have really trouble finding words or being creative, not particularly in situations with girls, maybe some creativity and word finding excercises can help you.

ayy lmao you're that no dick user aren't you.

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I am at least average looking and apparently I can be smooth sometimes, but I worry that I'm not attractive enough to avoid looking like a creep when approaching women.

>Why dont you flirt with girls?
cuz im ugly and have a dicklet so literally pointless

yeah let me just hit on someone and likely fail and then destroy whatever little reputation i had and then everyone will mess with me and my grades will fail from depression. smart move

Because I don't know when to flirt or how to flirt and I'm usually too hesitant to make it known I like a girl

Speak for yourself, I approach random women during the day and it works

again it is not all (rather less) about looks, just be confident, smart and funny(not a fool, just able to tell jokes and make her laugh with you). Probbably what you allready are.

I thought I recognized it once but it turns out she was never interested in me. RIP my life.

I am also not at the point wher I could easily approach random woman desu. Just try being flirty with girls you allready know a little.

>away looks

What is an away look?

>Just try being flirty with girls you allready know a little.
>with girls you allready know
How much of a normie do you take me for?

maybe she just changed her mind?
Girls might change their mind fast at the beginning.
How did it turn out?
Did she say it?

>why don't you just be yourself
>worked for me and brother Brad you know

Suffer not the normalfag to live
My vow, my duty
For the normalfag is savage
It is insidious
It's cunning vile,
It's form monstrous
Yet my courage will humble it
My will, will break it,
My blade kill it
and should I falter,
MY BROTHERS WILL NOT

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i can only flirt with guys apparently. Not gay tho

I don't know any girls. Where the fuck do you think you are?

She had a boyfriend the entire time.

>How did it turn out?
She ghosted me shortly after I reached out to her even though she was practically begging for my attention while I was ignoring her.

Because I am MGTOW, and have determined that flirting with girls massively fails a cost-benefit analysis.

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It's your quest now

because im really ugly so i would just be a creep. I Just avoid women unless i am forced to interact with them for work

I bet it was some club situation or something.
Think she was an interested roastie in the moment, but couldn't do it later.

Work situation. I don't go to clubs.
She was a needy confrontational bitch who was toying with me the entire time I worked there.

Most women I see out in public don't dare be alone and that makes it even harder to start something. The ones that are alone are usually closed off and don't really look open for conversation. How the fuck do I meet them outside of getting lucky in class or at work (which I don't have a job right now)? I also don't go out to bars or clubs and I doubt those are the types I want to meet anyways.

It's only as meaningless as you make it. Jobs aren't meaningless because they're not your dream career; often they can be essential to getting where you want to go. Same with sex; you want "the one" but probably will never meet that person without putting yourself out there and gaining from it. Also kinda dumb to deny yourself pleasure and experience for the sake of a romantic concept.

so she was flirting

How do you even keep a conversation going? I can ask some generic shit like "how was your day?", they'll answer with more generic shit like "fine". And then awkward silence. Every single time. And I'm there completely focused on finding literally anything to say, while they are probably there just thinking "this guy is autistic" hoping that I will fuck off already.

Pretty much but like I said she had a boyfriend and was never really interested just bored, extroverted to hell, and annoying. I've known multiple girls who were like this.

I have the same problem desu.
I think the trick is to get good with guys from work/school and regullarly go out with them, to meet new people. Also having a scoial circle comes off better with girls.

then ask about ther interests. talk about emotional shit.

One girl tried to approach me, I had to hold my arm against wall because I was on brink of fainting.

>why dont you flirt with girls
pic related shows the difficulty involved without even touching on the flirting part itself

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There is tons of women alone if you live in a city, saying they look pissed off is a common excuse to not approach them

yes, there is just fun flirting, can be confusing at the beginning. Best is to do the same and always assume fun flirting.
That is acctually the point of it. Being fun, getting closer and trying to find out about the others feels.

I see plenty of women that I think are very pretty. But my confidence and self esteem are so low that I always think of myself as a lesser being. Hence I look like an autist because I look uncomfortable and tense.

A form of "missing" which involves throwing away no resources or effort.

Guys, just wait for sexbots and VR. At this point literal goddamn robots will have more of a heart than a flesh and blood woman.

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happened to me and I was dead tiered
I was cooler than I thought I could be, just natural flow. But as I was really tiered and felt not attracted to her, so I turned her down.
went on home being a virgin like always, lied in the bed and slept.

I want to be attractive so fucking bad. Phuckdisgayearth

I'm at uni mostly. Someone looking pissed off is usually because they are not open for conversation then and I'm not going to force a conversation with someone who probably doesn't want it. One, I relate to it. Two, it's probably not going to go well.

just get the attractive looks idea out of your head and you will instant level up

Thanks... although in the workplace I'm genuinely afraid to flirt back. This is 2018 and you can't get away with that stuff anymore.

Yes, true I reduced it to a knowing smile in the most cases, acctually seen an female coworker (older than me I am 18) slightly blush from it.

>just get the attractive looks idea out of your head and you will instant level up
whar did he mean by this?

you look attractive enough(when proper hygiene)