Tell me, anons, your deepest, darkest most disturbing secrets

Tell me, anons, your deepest, darkest most disturbing secrets.

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My deepest, darkest most disturbing secret is I dont have deepest, darkest most disturbing secret

In my previous job I stole more than $6000 worth of shit and sold it all for weed

My kitchen looks like shit right now

I'm suicidal since I was 12 or so.
I can't imagine living without wanting to off oneself. It's so abstract.

Can't say it since it's a identitying trait of mine, im just happy that people don't detect it from me? Like I just hope they think I'm some rando and not capable of the thing that's my deep secret

One time I stole a dollar from my mummy's purse

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I'm a functional human being that lurks on r9k when I need to be reminded that life is not so bad after all

I jerked off while watching my dad beat the shit out of my mom.
Am I a bad person?

earth is flat you faggot

I sucked a guy's dick once. I hate myself for it, and feel like I can never love a girl now, or get married and have a family. I had just started taking a new 'mood altering' prescription drug from my doctor at the time, and it made me act weird in a lot of ways. Does that make up for it? Does that make it okay? I wish I had the courage to kill myself.

I poisoned my dog on purpose when I was 5. Also, I used to torture and kill small creatures. Now I'm a vegan who won't even squash insects in my house, but I'm still pretty sure I've got enough bad karma to go to hell.

I got sometimes molested by two of my cousins when i was like ten

Hot, please describe the experience.

Imagine being this much of a fucking pussy. Get over it dude.

Wew reminder not to ever take jew pills. I'm sorry that happened to you. Blame the pills, not yourself.

I think you are pretty cool.

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I get sunburn

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I tried to break a guy neck during head lock in fight and me and one cousin molested one girl when I was 5 and they were 7, same cousin molested me when I was 13.

Do go on user

>originally

Did you get caught? How did you even get away with that, wtf.

I love my cat and if she was a human I'd marry her.

I can't hide this secret anymore. I have an embarrassing picture of my best friend from a Christmas party.

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Here's a long one friends. More personally traumatized for my own fault if anything

>have online relationship
>things go really well for the first few years
>we met in person eventually
>really nice, have the awkward double virgin sex dream you guys seem to mention a lot. It was ok.
>in love
>shit's cash
>she get's really sad and we break up
>somehow miraculously find a different girl and fall head over heels
>but it lasted 2 weeks of me taking it slow, no sex or anything, want it to be meaningful if it happens
>cucks me with a guy 2 hours away she met on tinder that's the definition of manlet
FF
>dating old gf again
>starts talking about a guy she gave a handjob to in the 3 months we were broken up
>ask her to stop
>she doesn't
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>start to learn more about her
>find out she briefly didn't talk to me and skyped my best friend, masturbated on camera and he recorded it without her consent
>fly into a depressed rage
>2 week ex comes back out of the blue
>we talk, arrange to hang out because we missed our friendship
>drink
>WhatCouldHaveBeen.jpg
>she invited a friend to make sure we don't do anything
>do it anyway, drunkest i've ever been in my life
>get my first blowjob
>the cycle repeats 6 months later, start to finish after the FF

I'm still seeing the girl online, and have been considering suicide for a long time now since this happened

I don't know how I got a girl to like me either time

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