I have a week long vacation and thousands of dollars in disposable income in September, what should I do?

I did it once already, it went terrible. She broke up with me two days after I got home, and only had sex with me once. After dating online for 4 years and me paying for everything.

The problem is I'm pretty much a friendless loser who doesn't do anything besides work already. I've been home for an hour and all I've been doing is browsing Jow Forums, soon I'll fap and then go to sleep. It's awful. My life is awful. I don't do anything, ever.

Not a bad idea, but I don't know how to do that. I have a friend that does, how much money would I need to invest for it to even do anything though?

>I'm pretty much a friendless loser who doesn't do anything besides work already
So am I. You just have to embrace it and it becomes kinda comfy.
And yes this is a good suggestion. Its how I'm saving to quit early and buy a van. Just take the few grand you have and put it in a CD thats the easiest method.

CD? origrngojirgors

Go fuck yourself she likes me not you

I went to haulover beach and spent money on asian massages
not gonna post the story but it was fun and I would go to haulover if you wanna see some tiddies

from my experience most places aren't worth going unless you know what you want to do

Your internet girlfriend could be a 6ft6 serial killer man with an AR15 mate

Come here in Italy.
You can stay with me, I have a big room.
I study medicine, but after I finish studying for a 4-6 hours a day we can go together at the gym and them go out for some drinks.

A few nights a week, I will ask my cousing and his bestriend to come and take us and go to a near bigger bigger city where there are escorts and prosties to fuck starting from 60euros with basic bj and fucking for 30min.

This is the area. These are some of the escorts. You basically call them and then you can either go to their home/house when they tell you to and hav e a nice professional fuck or some of them are free to come to you for an extra. escortforumit.xxx/escorts/city_it_pescara

All types. Latinas, Eastern Euro. And some italian, but these are generally 30+year old.

Tell me if you're interested.

Well, I have several months to figure it out.

How much did a massage cost? Is that just the handjob or do you fuck them too?

Yeah in 2002. We've had webcams in our pockets at all times for years my man.

No homo. Just want to be friendly. And also selfishly hoping to fuck some escorts with your money. Thats all.

I am interested, contact info?

Or send me a message at [email protected], let me know if you email me because I don't want to just refresh that shit over and over again all night.

Also, I'm not rich my man, I'd gladly throw you an escort or two but I don't want to give you the wrong idea.

Did you see the link of the escorts? Do you like them, generally speaking?

>How much did a massage cost? Is that just the handjob or do you fuck them too?
70 for the hour massage then when they flip you over if its that kinda place usually they will just list prices for things, different girls do diff things, id expect them to ask 40 for a hj, 60-80 for a bj, and then more for extras or specials. if you say you're new they will probably ask for more
if you go on yelp and pull up places on yelp its kinda easy to tell which ones to go to usually they are open until 10-11pm and have worse reviews from women than men
the process is pretty straight forward and you dont have to say anything just do some research

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Yes, they pretty much all look good to me. I don't know why you think I would say otherwise. I'm not Chad so, I'm certainly not going to pass on a single one of the girls on that page.

Thanks man, I'll try it. There's an asian massage place here where I live but I've always been too scared to go inside. If I can go at 8:30 or something so its darker and theres less people around I'll feel less scared.

What happens if I go in there and pay them money and all I get is just a worthless massage? Can I even do anything? I'm worried they wont want to do any of the good stuff because I'm not Chad. I don't want to have my time wasted with a non-sexual massage.

>What happens if I go in there and pay them money and all I get is just a worthless massage? Can I even do anything?
then you paid for an hour massage and you dont have to leave a tip

you should read some stories to get the basic idea down but they look for certain things
basically just ask for an hour massage, say swedish or deep tissue if they ask what kind and you're new from there
>enter room
>they leave
>strip naked
>lie face down on massage bed
>do not use the towel
thats basically it, and if they ask if you want to flip the answer is "yes"
a sign that says they do not do sexual massages does not mean what it says, it means they dont want retards asking directly
I had success at 2/3 and tbf the one that didnt actually gave a very good massage

Well some of the girls on that page are here for short periods. So I dont know if all of them will return in this area in september.

Anyways. I will interact with you with this email. [email protected]

I would like to know how old are you and maybe to speak with you, if we gonna make this "deal" through skype or some shit like that to have a general idea of what type of person you are.

Can I ask to just skip the massage?

I'll email you my discord, I hope that works.

>Can I ask to just skip the massage?
I'd just go with the hooker guy desu, it sounds like thats what you're looking for