ITT: Fembots post your typical day

but i do have brain damage and mentall illness

Hi consider being my girIfriend
Hi consider being my girIfriend
Hi consider being my girIfriend

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We could still do the other things

>wake up
>admire myself infront of a mirror for few hours
>fuck some roasties
>fuck your gf
>go to sleep knowing I'll do this for the rest of my amazing life

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I will consider it, what are you like user?

>Wake up think about how much i hate living
>sleep more
>wake up again browse Jow Forums for a bit
>think about suicide
>go back to sleep
>wake up again, finally hungry
>try eating, can't stomach food so just drink water
>lie in bed thinking about suicide
>fall asleep again until the next morning
what a great miserable life

>Wake up at random hours of the day or night
>Stretches someedaayy I'll be able to do a fucking split
>Eat
>Coffee
>Vydia
>Shitpost
>Coffee
>Shitpost
>Make bait threads
>Work out
>Shower
>Eat
>Vydia
>Pretend I'm Stacy and then cry because I'm not
>Shitpost
>Sleep
My NEET life, someone neetwife me up kek

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I Iike anime and videogames, I am a med student, I am very IoneIy and want to die every day

>implying that 90% of the 'fembots' on here arent just amateur traps

>there's women like me in threads like these but they don't want me either

I'm not even ugly and I have absolutely no standards in terms of most aspects but still can't find a gf

ree chasty's

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>Sleep
>Eat
>Shitpost
that is my entire life

I have a different schedule for weekdays vs weekends.
Weekdays:
>Wake up
>Rethink it for two minutes
>Shower
>Masturbate, maybe double tap depending on circumstances
>Eat a muffin
>Work for 10 hours
>Go straight home
>Masturbate
>Browse Jow Forums
>Eat dinner
>Prepare lunch for work tomorrow
>Lay clothes out
>Masturbate
>Sleep

Weekends:
>Wake up
>Masturbate
>Browse the internet
>Masturbate, so I don't have to pause when I start playing video games
>Play video games for a while
>Masturbate
>Eat supper
>Either play more games or browse the internet/Jow Forums, maybe masturbate
>Start edging
>Go to bed
>Climax
>Sleep

I'm contented enough to not change.

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Remove the cry factor and it seems pretty chill desu

I love you. I will now steal your daily schedule. Owned fag.

>wake up
>breakfast
>shower
>sleep
>lurk Jow Forums and twitch
>online class
>lunch
>lurk, read, draw, whatever
>dinner
>shower
>masturbate
>lurk
>sleep
>wake up in the middle of the night, masturbate
>go back to sleep.

it's boring and i'm lonely.

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>live a little
>die a little

That's kind of the point. Failures on easy mode by being born fat, ugly, or penisless mtf so they suffer further.

>wake up at 11 am
>go back to sleep
>wake up again, it's 5 pm now
>"fuck"
>watch some shitty science fiction movie from the 50's
>maybe play the piano for a bit
>browse Jow Forums
>browse [insert normie website you hate here]
>eat gross food
>go to sleep at 3 am

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>shitty science fiction movies from the 50's

Recommend me something user

describe how you look I might be your gf

I liked Forbidden Planet and Tarantula. The Invisible Man and The Bride of Frankenstein are really good too but they're a bit older.

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bunperinos

Added to my watch list, thanks user

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>wake up
>start tea
>drink tea
>get dressed
>go to morning yoga
>go to gym
>go home
>post on various image boards all day
>order food
>go to bed
>repeat (except on sunday which is my cheat day)

before browsing and after getting home I forgot to put down have a bath

>wake up
>get ready for work
>go to job A
>leave job A
>have lunch
>go to job B
>leave job B
>go home
>cry and cut self
>go to bed
>repeat for eternity

What kind of tea do you drink?

Chamomile and normally i add citrus and honey,
I was drinking passionflower tea a lot before that though.

>wake up
>take my average bf's cock while being underwhelmed because it's not Chad's
>ask myself where all the good men have gone

like this with darker, slightly longer hair, hazel eyes and i'm currently breaking out in pimples :

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>wake up with my ebf on video chat
>do nothing and talk for an hour or so
>watch YT videos with ebf
>if I have therapy I go to therapy
>watch more videos and talk with ebf on video chat some more
>fap with ebf
>fall asleep with ebf on video chat

Ideal life desu

>wake up around 2-6pm or all nighter but no discipline to fix it
>immediately think about life and why I haven't killed myself yet
>5 minutes later go behind my computer next to my bed
>watch videos or do other useless stuff
>used to be able to play video games for ~40h straight and have fun but don't play them anymore
>mommy brings me a sandvich or dinner and asks when I'm going to leave my room and do something productive with my life
>go away go away go away until she leaves
>continue being bored out of my mind behind the computer
>1am when everyone is in their bedroom I go downstairs
>finally pee, vagoo smells awful because I haven't showered in a week
>shit out what i've been holding in for 5 days
>wipe
>usually shower after I shit
>rarely have periods but when I do i shower once every 2 days
>see myself in the mirror of the shower
>think about how my future bf will have to touch that, how i will never want or get to have sex, have anyone find me attractive, that I need to lose some weight, work out to get a decent body shape, develop an interesting personality and hold a meaningful conversation with him so he doesn't get bored of my disgusting face etc.
>pick my face and scar it even more lmao, put on new clothes
>go downstairs again
>raid the fridge and eat whatever I can ??
>walk around the living room in the dark while eating till I'm full and thinking very hard
>go upstairs after an hour
>continue doing useless stuff on the computer while picking my face and biting my nails
>pee again at 6am
>watch some live streams
>really bored and decide to go to bed
>put on earphones because I think too much so I listen to some relaxing albums or asmr
>sleep around 9am
>wake up around 10am because of family members arguing like always

real roastie here, not larping but probably mentally ill. Almost a year now and I'm becoming twenty one soon. Anyone here like me got a similar story?

youtube.com/watch?v=06ioSRwzFGg

>wake up at 15:00
>drink toxic amounts of coffee
>play dark souls 3
>start drinking at 19
>eat junk food and get drunk till 5 in the morning
>finger self
>log off dark souls and cry self to sleep

>wake up
>wash face + fringe
>get dressed
>go to school
>go home
>cry
>do homework
>cry
>eat
>watch tv/lurk Jow Forums
>have shower
>go to bed

it's very comfy, when ebf can afford it we're gonna move in with each other

>lonely
that character is not lonely you fucktwit

I hope things work out well for both of you, escape r9k life

Mon-Thurs
wake up at 5:30
drive to work
start work at 7:00
end work at 17:30
go to gym
get home at 20:00
sleep
drink lots of alcohol from Friday-Sunday

bunperinoss

>wake up at 6:30
>commute an hour in heavy traffic to a place thats only ~8 miles away
>wage slave at my job
>text w/bf sometimes to commiserate about work and see if we can hang out that evening
>usually get to goof off the last few hours of work because no one is in the office but me most of the time
>home ~6 pm after another hour of commuting
>maybe do chores or go to the store/cook dinner for my family if i dont feel like an animated clay golem
>binge shows/shitpost until i am sleepy enough to fall asleep

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>18 miles*
whoops
when i start going back to class this fall i wont be home until 10:20 pm two days a week.

cute
8492original899

I WANT a fembot GF!
They are so CUTE!
They have mental issues, just like ME!
They like to SHITPOST!
Did I mention that they're CUTE?!
They like VIDYA and ANIME!!!
PLEASE fembots be my GF!!!!!!

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As of now?

>wake up at 6
>spend a few hours day dreaming, masturbating
>actually get up at 8 or 9
>shower
>dress
>I work in my supervisor's lab on a research scholarship
>do this for 5-10 hours depending on workload
>go home
>if work was minimal I'll garden or draw
>make dinner or grab snacks while listening to those free online Yale lectures
>stim because autism
>read, watch cartoons/Youtube/documentaries/a movie or play stupid phone games until I'm sleepy.

At least you're moving forward user!

>dog """""people"""""

You need to get checked, user.

I believe you will do the splits!

A woman of simple joys.

>boring
>lonely
Feel that.

Coolest person here. What sci-fi? I always wanted to play piano, but my parents always signed me up for sports. Jealous. I found a place to take lessons and as soon as my pay comes in I'm going for it.

>forbidden planet
Ayyyy

>yoga

Why do you work two jobs?

I related a lot. You need to move out. A bad family structure only poisons you. Also be a little nicer to yourself, you sound interesting. That video hurt btw.

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only a fembot would reply to all posts, ffs these roasties

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>Coolest person here.
y-you too
>What sci-fi?
all the movies I mentioned here , Doctor X, When Worlds Collide, The Day The Earth Stood Still, and other non-scifi movies like Calamity Jane, Singin' in The Rain and Rebel Without a Cause (James Dean is bae). Those are the ones I've seen anyway, I want to eventually watch all the classics but I've still got a long way to go.
>I always wanted to play piano
my mom was the one who taught me how to play it actually. It's really old and some of the keys don't work anymore but it's something. Good luck on your future lessons btw.

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>these replies
It's almost as if women want to talk to each other. You know, that thing they never do with you.

>those movies
Don't watch a lot of old sci-fi, but I love classic films, especially period dramas. I'm watching Beckett this weekend. The only thing I have that might be relevant to you is a vinyl of the original "War of the Worlds" broadcast by Orson Welles. And all I know about James Dean is he inspired a porn star's name, Phillip J. Fry's outfit, and Tommy Wiseau's everything. I guess my "classic movie crush" would be Terrence Stamp, Anthony Perkins, or Robert Mitchum.

>your mom
Yeah, my mom was a normie who was a cheerleader. She never really pushed academics or music. I think I would have excelled as a FOB Asian kid. You considering getting a keyboard? You play anything else? What do you play?

Same but instead of stuffed animals it's a tulpa and i don't have a doggo :(

Jesus Christ, that sounds like hell. Hope things get better for you. Also, are you the one who made that vid?

They are part time jobs and the only work I can find right now. I'm looking for a full time job, but no one wants to hire me.

>girls in here who seem like theyd be the ideal person to be with
>would probably get along well in terms of interests maybe
>will probably never talk to them because we're both lonely shut ins

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>5:30
>wake up
>go to pool
>swim for 45 minutes
>shower
>come home
>put swimming stuff away
>drive 45 minutes to mom's house
>wake mom and sister up
>go visit grandma
>watch her babble on
>conspire to put the loon in a home
>tidy up Grandma's shitshack to the best of our abilities
>leave grandma
>bank
>deposit check from part-time job
>shoot the shit with sister for a few hours
>drive home
>buy groceries and liquor
>start laundry
>smear pork with chili garlic paste, rest on top of sliced pineapple
>do dishes
>rotate laundry
>sautee garlic, onion, and peppers
>get grill hot
>play with cat
>put pork on pineapple on grill
>add rice to sauteed veg
>continue to stir water in to rice and veg
>be retard, leave pork on grill too long
>pull off overcooked pork and pineapple
>husband gets home
>give him terrible dinner
>make him a mojito
>it's also shitty
>husband is displeased
>husband leaves in disgust to gym, will lift away his rage
fugg

Any fems here wanna play games some time? I suck dick at talking to dudes so i can only make fem friends

you don't want a gf with mental illness. trust me lmao

>wake up early
>fuck my boyfriend
>get coffee
>talk to my orbiters
>go out for day
>come home
>fuck boyfriend
>play games with my orbiters :3

typical day usually

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>Hate seeing people sad
>Hate not being able to help somebody
>Still love Jow Forums

I feel alive and depressed on this site.

>wake up
>shower
>go to work
>come home
>smoke weed
>clean whatever needs cleaning
>play vidya/lurk twitch
>smoke weed
>hang out with cat
>go to sleep

>wake up
>go to work
>work for 8hours at a shitty dead end job, normie coworkers always try and show me shitty memes
>go home
>play vidya until I'm too tired to move
>repeat